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I’m going to start saying ‘Yes’

I am going to start seeing the best and positive in people. I am going to stop referring to Pinxton as a shit hole. I am going to be a good Catholic. I’m going to support Hilary Clinton.

‘Yes’ is for young people. Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics. Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don’t learn anything. Because cynicism is self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us. Cynics always say no. But saying ‘Yes’ begins things. Saying ‘yes’ is how things grow. Saying ‘Yes’ leads to knowledge. Saying ‘Yes’ leads to love. ‘Yes’ is for young people.

And so I find myself driving headlong into Pinxton and the Directors Lodge. And I am thinking about the battle of the Somme and how this town would’ve made a human contribution to that, and it’s the hottest day of the year so far and I start to imagine what it was like to dig trenches in this kind of heat. The car temperature gauge is up to nearly 90.

I’m seeing Demi – she’s new – her pictures look great and she looks like she has a fit body on her. So the receptionist lets me in and I’m upstairs and she is making small talk about the weather and I’m like checking out the well used porn mags on the bed – I can’t remember the last time I wanked over a porn mag. It must be years ago – maybe 10 years ago, but they still sell them and I am looking forward to flicking through the pages and having an old school wank whilst I wait for Demi. And the receptionist takes my £12. And as soon as she’s gone, I’m selecting a porn mag and I’m starting to have a nice wank over a picture of a girl in leather boots with long jet black hair. She looks a bit like LucieBee and then I start to imagine her as a nazi concentration camp guard as per my previous thoughts on LucieBee - with the whip and German Sheppard and this makes me shudder, so I turn the page further on and find that some have been stuck together by previous clients.

And then low and behold, Demi walks in and fuck me she has a stunning body on her and I reckon that the pictures on the web site are definitely of her. She is tanned with an awesome pair of bolt on tits, long legs, nice big arse, shaven pussy and tanned. So she asks me what I’m into and I’m like just get me fucked up on poppers and we will take it from there love and she is immediately opening up the bottle and even though this is something she has not done before she takes to it very well indeed and she is giving me the bottle and even counting down from 10 and all the time I am thinking about wanting to get my tongue up her shitter and cunt. And next thing she is on her back, her legs pulled right up in the air, she’s spitting on her hand and then slapping her pussy and this looks awesome and then I am down there and she is getting in every possible position to accommodate my tongue and she’s pulling her arse open for me and then she’s asking me to stick it in her cunt and this type of talk is all good. And whilst I’m down there I’m thinking about the poor fuckers in the Somme and how some would die before having the pleasure of licking out a women’s cunt or having a proper shag or even experiencing love or closeness. And the thought of this brings me back to the current moment just as Demi is telling me how many cock’s she’s had in her fanny today and I’m thinking about how she would’ve loved it one the Western Front in one of them French or Belgian towns, entertaining the Tommies and taking bucket loads of spunk everyday in every hole and washing out the rubber johnny for the next poor fucker, enjoying his last shag before going over the top.

And then, Demi is on her back with her legs pulled right up and she is fingering her cunt and asking me whether I would like to see her shove her fingers up her arse hole and this is something I have to say sounds joyous and she has them poised in her arse and she is telling me that for this it will cost me an extra 20 notes and I’m giving this serious consideration – however, I’m also close to coming and I’m totally fucked on poppers so I come loudly and abundantly all over that little piece of tissue they always put down on the bed. And Demi is reaching for the wet wipes. And then she tells me that she also works or has worked at VIP in Nottingham and I find this interesting as the parlour scene must be quite different from the escorting in terms of money etc. and at this point the old radar is going as I normally pay £60 for this service. So anyhow we carry on talking and I get dressed and them I get 3 £20 notes out and hand them over and in my peripheral vision I can see her unfolding and counting out the money and she goes ‘It’s 70 love’ and I’m like well it is with oral and that’s what I would pay normally – so she is like ‘well I charge £70’. So then I have to get a bit more direct – and I am thinking well I could pay it and it’s only a tenner but for some reason I decide to be an awkward cunt – which generally comes natural to me and is my default position anyhow. So I goes ‘well you should’ve said that right at the outset not now’. Demi asks me whether I’ve got any change on me at all and I’m like no love. It’s a bit tense and I give her the stare and then she starts softening and saying that I can give her a tip next time – and I goes ‘what makes you think there will be a next time’ and quite frankly she doesn’t know what to say back to me other than ‘I’ll show you out’ – but she doesn’t need to as I’m on my way down the stairs and through the lounge area and there’s an client waiting and he clocks me and I smile and nod and he looks like he’s been caught with his hand in the till and the classic rabbit in headlights look. And I let myself out and I smile. But I also feel guilty about being such an awkward cunt.

So much for saying ‘Yes’ from now on.

And I’m in the car driving back to Mansfield in sweltering heat and as I turn a corner I see a group of about a dozen men in a field, naked to the waist, digging a hole about twenty yards square and I can’t figure out what they are doing. It seems to have no agricultural purpose – there’s no planting or ploughing to be done. And I imagine for a moment that they are digging trenches and mass graves. And as I pass by, I think of Dulce et Decorum Est and the line which always haunted me as a child  - ‘And watch his white eyes writhing in his face, His hanging face, like a devil’s sick of sin’. Fucking hell. I feel cold.

I with that disturbing thought in my head, I put on Rememberence Day by B-Movie. I think I will start with ‘Yes’ tomorrow.


« Last Edit: July 22, 2016, 09:54:29 AM by Mutinyonthecounty »

Offline GolfNut

Great review as always motc.  :thumbsup:

Been a good while since I was up at DL and saw a very stubbly Lucey which wasn't a great experience.

Seems like they have a lot of new faces up there. Always fancied having a pop at Lisa but never got round to seeing her due to her limited availability. Might see if I can find some time to pop up at some point.

Link attached: http://directors-lodge.co.uk/gallery/
« Last Edit: July 22, 2016, 10:08:13 AM by GolfNut »
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Hey Buddy - yes they've had a few new girls move in of late. Shame that Paige has left - fucking awesome she was. Good recommendation from you that was.

Lisa is good - been seeing her since the Shepshed days - you ask BRC about Lisa - fucking awesome.

Thanks for doing the link. Forgot about that mate.

Offline CoolTiger

Direct Link for Demi....

http://directors-lodge.co.uk/gallery/demi/

MOTC, what else can I say about your review that's not already been said in the past??  :hi: :hi: :hi:

Offline RedKettle

Great (unique) review

I have to say that when I read the part about the fee I double checked that it was a positive - for me I suspect that would have nudged it down to a neutral or even a negative.

Offline Turtle Z


I with that disturbing thought in my head, I put on Rememberence Day by B-Movie. I think I will start with ‘Yes’ tomorrow.


Fucking hell, I loved this track, even remember the B-side, a track called institution walls. Very appropriate.  :lol:

Offline Turtle Z

Or maybe that was the B-side to Nowhere girl? Anyway...

Or maybe that was the B-side to Nowhere girl? Anyway...

Think your right - think it was Nowhere Girl. Great song as well.

I remember seeing them play The Swan in Mansfield when I was about 15 and I remember being impressed with Stat on guitar and thinking to myself - this is within my grasp, I could do this - and that was the start of my musical career. It inspired me to pick up a guitar and give it a go.

Great (unique) review

I have to say that when I read the part about the fee I double checked that it was a positive - for me I suspect that would have nudged it down to a neutral or even a negative.

I have to say RK that I did deliberate about a Neutral rating for a while but decided against it as the punt itself was really good. And I always have to factor into the equation that I'm a difficult cunt to deal with a lot of the time, I'm so contrary which is part of my nature I guess, so made an allowance for that as well. She should've set her stall out at the beginning - but it could be argued that I should've clarified that it was £60 also at the outset and not assumed.

Offline Turtle Z

Think your right - think it was Nowhere Girl. Great song as well.

I remember seeing them play The Swan in Mansfield when I was about 15 and I remember being impressed with Stat on guitar and thinking to myself - this is within my grasp, I could do this - and that was the start of my musical career. It inspired me to pick up a guitar and give it a go.

I'm sure that I still have the original vinyl tucked away in my loft, including the 12" of Nowhere girl. Showed great early promise but released what turned out to be quite a shit album, Forever Running. I had no idea they were from Mansfield prior to your post.

Offline RedKettle

I have to say RK that I did deliberate about a Neutral rating for a while but decided against it as the punt itself was really good. And I always have to factor into the equation that I'm a difficult cunt to deal with a lot of the time, I'm so contrary which is part of my nature I guess, so made an allowance for that as well. She should've set her stall out at the beginning - but it could be argued that I should've clarified that it was £60 also at the outset and not assumed.

I had a punt the other day, not reviewed yet, and at the end the girl wanted to make a point about something and it just spoiled the whole punt for me. I have a similar dilemma, up to that point a positive but as I walked out feeling crap I am swinging to a negative - will probably end up neutral.

Offline playboy80

Quite like the look of Hannah may have to pay a visit
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Offline GolfNut

Quite like the look of Hannah may have to pay a visit

Be sure to update us with a review if you do playboy80  :thumbsup:
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Be sure to update us with a review if you do playboy80  :thumbsup:

I saw Hannah a couple of years back. She's just started back at DL. As I recall she has a great body and a dirty mind - a good combination I reckon.

Offline GolfNut

I saw Hannah a couple of years back. She's just started back at DL. As I recall she has a great body and a dirty mind - a good combination I reckon.

You've obviously been through the whole place like a dose of salts motc  :D :D
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Dakota gives me the urge to make my way to the DL. Anybody done her?

Offline GolfNut

Dakota gives me the urge to make my way to the DL. Anybody done her?

Nope but she's in my hotlist and has her own AW profile. Looks very tasty indeed.

https://www.adultwork.com/985364 or https://www.adultwork.com/Scarlet+gfe

Not quite sure if she works Indie or just works at DL and XL. I'm guessing she works Indie at the price and service list on her profile, and different services and prices when in the parlours.

Need to see this one soon.
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4 review(s) found for Scarlet gfe linked to in above post (2 positive, 1 neutral, 1 negative)

Nope but she's in my hotlist and has her own AW profile. Looks very tasty indeed.

Cheers GN. Mixed reviews though - and surprised the positive says not facially attractive - from what you see on the DL images can't imagine her being a minger!

Offline GolfNut

Cheers GN. Mixed reviews though - and surprised the positive says not facially attractive - from what you see on the DL images can't imagine her being a minger!

Hmmm. Didn't search on her AW ID. Not as good as I hoped looks or service wise. Pity. Let us know if you decide to try her out.
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Offline CoolTiger

Nope but she's in my hotlist and has her own AW profile. Looks very tasty indeed.

https://www.adultwork.com/985364 or https://www.adultwork.com/Scarlet+gfe

Not quite sure if she works Indie or just works at DL and XL. I'm guessing she works Indie at the price and service list on her profile, and different services and prices when in the parlours.

Need to see this one soon.



Scarlett has been banned from UKP, for pretending to be a punter (Sameday) and filing a fake report on herself.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=15497.0

GN, are you aware of the comment I posted in one of her negative reviews. You need to discount one of the positive reviews as it was Scarlett herself who filed it under a flase name.


4 review(s) found for Scarlet gfe linked to in above post (2 positive, 1 neutral, 1 negative)

Offline GolfNut



GN, are you aware of the comment I posted in one of her negative reviews. You need to discount one of the positive reviews as it was Scarlett herself who filed it under a flase name.

Yeah saw that thanks CT.

After my experience with Lucy at DL I'm a bit sceptical, though motc seems to have had a better time than me.

Not in a hurry to get back to DL tbh, plenty going off on my HL and pre booked meets so probably won't happen for a while, if ever.
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I noticed that there's a new girl on there today called Evie

Offline GolfNut

I noticed that there's a new girl on there today called Evie

Looks like they've lost a couple of girls too. Not open on Saturday.  :unknown:
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It's a shame that they've lost Adrianna, Paige and Lexi - 3 cracking girls who know their way around a cock. Adrianna is at Sandy's, And Lexi is on AW under Hannah. Not sure where Paige has gone though.

Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/2923205 or https://www.adultwork.com/naughtyHannahX - Get QR Code

http://www.sandyssuperstars.com/ViewGirl.asp?GirlID=362


6 review(s) found for naughtyHannahX linked to in above post (5 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative)

Offline playboy80

Be sure to update us with a review if you do playboy80  :thumbsup:

That's a certainty mate, been off the punting scene for about 10 yrs ( I started about 17 years old lol) and fancy starting again aswell as I need to do my first review.

Expecting a payday within next 2 weeks so I'm deffo taking a trip up to Directors Lodge aswell as to another 2 or 3 on my AW Hotlist :D
After having a good gander at the DL site I'm torn between a couple and I suppose it depends on personal preference but I'm thinking either Lacey (body looks cracking would be criminal to put a munter of a face on it!), or Krystal who's new, Hanna, Casey or Faye-Marie.
Wish I could go through all of them too be fair, any recommendations on any of the above??
Pity Adrianna has apparently left there now I'd absolutely love to of gone through that girl looks like a great body and surely to God must be a stunner looks wise.
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