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Author Topic: "Classic services"  (Read 864 times)

Can anyone put a definition to what an escort means when she offers "classic services", that could cover an awful lot or an awful lot of nothing at all?!


Yes...I got back "you know, classic services"!

Yes...I got back "you know, classic services"!
Come on Ducky. Are you really telling me you didn't immediately ask, what do you mean by classic services. Post a link of her profile and we can have a peek.

Offline Chuckman

A classic service means a half-hearted handjob followed by an even more lackluster OW followed by sex in missionary only while all the while acting like the whole thing is a great affront to her.

Offline mrhappypants

A classic service means a half-hearted handjob followed by an even more lackluster OW followed by sex in missionary only while all the while acting like the whole thing is a great affront to her.

True but I think you have missed a few key hallmarks of classic service.  The kissing has to be stiff and reluctant. If you leave the room at any point after the initial shower she should give you a hopefully smile on you return intimating the end of the session. She should confirm dress requests only to present in something completely different and apparently suffering from amnesia. CIM  should prompt an immediate exit and axaggerated sounds of spitting or hawking or ideally vomiting.  She should also check text message or answer the phone during the session at least once, ideally while giving you a blowjob.

Now THATs what I call classic service.

Dave

Offline potato

Don't forget the time-wasting 15 min massage at the start of the classic service  :thumbsdown:

Offline Ben4454

Its the WG version of the mystery box -  and theres fuck all in it  :music:
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Offline CatBBW

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I bet the WG thinks prossying is illegal and doesn't want to be "caught out" by a cop, so she's erring on the safe side of not actually saying anything incriminating.

I bet the WG thinks prossying is illegal and doesn't want to be "caught out" by a cop, so she's erring on the safe side of not actually saying anything incriminating.
Always an informed view Cat from you which is welcome. But for me a telephone chat on the offering is essential. Anyone who stated just the normal or your just paying for my company would just get my rejection.

When OP posts a link we will get a view. Come on then Crispy link please


Offline Stew

Well in Victorian times which would be the classical prossying era in some eyes, your standard tuppeny knee-trembler would consist of wedging your bellend between the lady's clamped together thighs whilst stood up against a wall round the back of a seedy pub.
You would grunt to a disappointing spurtage while clamping a ciggy in your gob rather than kiss her face. Both male and female participants in this act of shocking depravity would probably smell and be soiled too.

If they were really adventurous you could do it doggy providing they turned round, but it would still be thighs not actual minge.

 :D


Offline Chuckman

True but I think you have missed a few key hallmarks of classic service.  The kissing has to be stiff and reluctant. If you leave the room at any point after the initial shower she should give you a hopefully smile on you return intimating the end of the session. She should confirm dress requests only to present in something completely different and apparently suffering from amnesia. CIM  should prompt an immediate exit and axaggerated sounds of spitting or hawking or ideally vomiting.  She should also check text message or answer the phone during the session at least once, ideally while giving you a blowjob.

Now THATs what I call classic service.

Dave


Mobile phones?? We'll have none of that high-tech japery here! It's contact strictly by the phone number placed in the back of the local paper!  ;) :D

Joking aside, that's spot on.


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