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Offline EnglishRebecca121

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Q. CAN I FUCK U BABRBACK OR NO CONDOM?    A. NOT INTENTIONALLY , BUT U CAN RUB YOUR BARE HARD COCK ON MY BARE WET PUSSY TILL U GET ROCK HARD 1ST, DONT BLAME ME IF YOUR EXCIETED COCK SLIPS IN MY BARE PUSSY WHILE PLAYING NAUGHTY,OOPS . TRY NOT TO CUM INSIDE IF THIS ACCIDENTALY HAPPENS. NOTE I DONT DO BAREBACK AS A SERVICE, BUT ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN, XXXXXXXXXXXPLS DONT CALL ASKING IF I DO BAREBACK, JUST COME AND LETS PLAY, THEN WE SEE :dash:



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Q. CAN I FUCK U BABRBACK OR NO CONDOM?    A. NOT INTENTIONALLY , BUT U CAN RUB YOUR BARE HARD COCK ON MY BARE WET PUSSY TILL U GET ROCK HARD 1ST, DONT BLAME ME IF YOUR EXCIETED COCK SLIPS IN MY BARE PUSSY WHILE PLAYING NAUGHTY,OOPS . TRY NOT TO CUM INSIDE IF THIS ACCIDENTALY HAPPENS. NOTE I DONT DO BAREBACK AS A SERVICE, BUT ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN, XXXXXXXXXXXPLS DONT CALL ASKING IF I DO BAREBACK, JUST COME AND LETS PLAY, THEN WE SEE :dash:

Ooooooh matron, all very Carry On innit.

Online NIK

Nothing surprises me on AW.
Receiving scat.
Wanting to get pregnant.
You name it.

The only thing I haven't seen yet is,  'Come and fuck a corpse.' 
I expect that won't be far away.  :scare:

Offline zootalors

Nothing surprises me on AW.
Receiving scat.
Wanting to get pregnant.
You name it.

The only thing I haven't seen yet is,  'Come and fuck a corpse.' 
I expect that won't be far away.  :scare:
sex is boring..incest is relatively boring..necrophilia is dead boring

Offline Joe Blob

I'm looking for someone interested in flagellation, necrophilia and bestiality. Am l flogging a dead horse?

Offline Cactus

I'm looking for someone interested in flagellation, necrophilia and bestiality. Am l flogging a dead horse?

*insert Tesco burger joke here*

Offline zootalors

*insert Tesco burger joke here*
okay..a woman was admitted to hospital with food poisoning after eating a Tesco burger,her condition is described as 'stable'


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