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Author Topic: Wash your arses guys  (Read 6006 times)

Offline Marmalade

Clean all over is the name of the game. At least that should be your starting point pre-punt. Of course after the deed is a different matter :D
Personally I always have an enema before sex as I like my arse to get at least as much attention as the WG's.
What about giving her one before shoving your meat in??

I'm sure there's a pun somewhere... the search for the beautiful Aphrodite-like hole, only to find sloppy seconds...
"Darling! Is that semen leaking from your-anus?





Yeah, I know it's a bit stretched. In Greek mythology, Uranus (haha) had his balls chopped off and thrown in the sea. From the foam, Aphrodite was born. Cronus (Time) did the evil deed. So you can imagine Romasweetyprincess saying, "Hey time's up johnnee, hurry up spraying my ass, I have a £200 rimmejobby in five minutes and only one wet wipe left"
 :D

Offline seward

The subject of hygiene comes up on here regularly, can't believe the lack of self respect not keeping clean, especially when your going to be that intimate with someone, maybe it's laziness, really there's no excuse for poor hygiene, :vomit:


Offline ickydicky

What about giving her one before shoving your meat in??

I'm sure there's a pun somewhere... the search for the beautiful Aphrodite-like hole, only to find sloppy seconds...
"Darling! Is that semen leaking from your-anus?



that shitty arse looks suspiciously like celinefindlay/magalie/sexyfrencgirl now in langside rd g42 8xr. :vomit: pm me if you want flat number :diablo:



Yeah, I know it's a bit stretched. In Greek mythology, Uranus (haha) had his balls chopped off and thrown in the sea. From the foam, Aphrodite was born. Cronus (Time) did the evil deed. So you can imagine Romasweetyprincess saying, "Hey time's up johnnee, hurry up spraying my ass, I have a £200 rimmejobby in five minutes and only one wet wipe left"
 :D
Banning reason: Previously banned (stevieshake)

Offline ickydicky

that shitey arse looks suspiciously like celinefindlay/magalie/sexyfrenchgirl in her drug den flat in langside rd g42 8xr. flat number available via pm :thumbsup:
Banning reason: Previously banned (stevieshake)

Offline paul_b_1977

I am impressed that you are able to identify a WG by her butt and nothing more  :thumbsup:


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