Clean all over is the name of the game. At least that should be your starting point pre-punt. Of course after the deed is a different matter
Personally I always have an enema before sex as I like my arse to get at least as much attention as the WG's.
What about giving her
one before shoving your meat in??
I'm sure there's a pun somewhere... the search for the beautiful Aphrodite-like hole, only to find sloppy seconds...
"Darling! Is that semen
leaking from your-anus?
Yeah, I know it's a bit stretched. In Greek mythology, Uranus (haha) had his balls chopped off and thrown in the sea. From the foam, Aphrodite was born. Cronus (Time) did the evil deed.
So you can imagine Romasweetyprincess saying, "Hey time's up johnnee, hurry up spraying my ass, I have a £200 rimmejobby in five minutes and only one wet wipe left"