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Author Topic: Lily, Edinburgh  (Read 3614 times)


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Offline teutonic

https://www.adultwork.com/1686432 or https://www.adultwork.com/linly

Ugh. Granted, I was quite a bit early (because AW had wrongly placed her flat outside of the city centre I had taken an earlier train), so I'm not blaming her for having to walk about for a bit after calling her for directions - but then it took three calls at, after, and well after, the actual booking time until she would direct me to her flat. Seemed to be having a client over who was taking his sweet fecking time. But maybe he was simply having the same problem I was about to have.

The flat is easy enough to find, and not exactly discreet. It's clean and warm, but shared with a fellow WG, and when she went to stash the money I could hear her discuss something rather loudly with her pimp. Lily herself isn't bad looking - the pictures on her profile are genuine (at least I'm 90% sure of that), but they are not accurate. Bit disappointed there. Not bad enough looking to think about walking, mind, it's just that the sweet/cute factor that drew me to the profile in the first place wasn't there.

Anyway. Not going to do a minute recount of the 30 minutes that followed (not worth it), but suffice it to say that her oral was less than enthusiastic and seemed to merely serve the purpose of getting me hard, the PSE style moaning and dirty talking started off as merely annoying and ended up being really off-putting. There was no kissing, but since I hadn't explicitly asked for it beforehand I suppose I can't fault her on that one. Going by the rest of her performance however, just going for it and starting to kiss seemed a moot point - I don't think I would have much enjoyed it anyway. GFE with this girl, no chance.

At some point I started getting worried that I wasn't going to be able to cum during that session, and I would be right. After half of the time was over it became more than obvious that she simply wanted me to cum as quickly as possible (heh, good luck with that one, dear), to the point of repeatedly stopping to fuck and wanting to wank me off instead - which I told her not to, twice even. At the end I wasn't even hard anymore - this girl wasn't doing anything for me excitement-wise. So I declined the offer to extend the time, took a shower and got dressed.

I guess I could have given her directions, but from the first few minutes already it seemed that this girl clearly isn't very good at what she's doing. I would have spent more time talking than having sex. Then again, in hindsight, I might actually have enjoyed that more.

I wonder, why do some girls not get that by rushing the punter they make it even less likely for him to cum quicker but instead make the problem worse? To me that seems like a rather simple connection to make, no? Especially if you've been doing it for some time now.

Good things to say about Lily are that she was clean, friendly, and offered me a brew. But I would most definitely not book her again for the actual services she's offering.

Right. Left the flat rather unsatisfied. Commence Plan B: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=10421
« Last Edit: January 15, 2013, 09:13:51 PM by teutonic »


1 review(s) found for the service provider linked to in above post (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative)

Offline Marmalade

It occurs to me that there needs to be a way of moving reviews when girls move. I'll put a link in East England for this bint so punters down there can be warned since she's decided against further darkening our lovely land up here.

Pleased to hear you got a decent deal at Newtown afterwards. With it being only a few minutes walk from the main bus and train stations, perhaps it should be reviewed more often. Especially as it's the same distance as London St sauna (about 100yds away) and LSS  is getting crap reviews for a lot of their girls. It's fairly standard for Newtown - a couple of lookers plus a hopeful minger. It's annoying that you can't see them before parting with an entrance fee. LSS tends also to offer you a credit on next visit if there's no one you fancy, but I've also rung ahead and they've agreed I could just have a look before deciding/paying. I find Newtown more genuinely friendly and I've only had good punts there. But as it is so small there's a temptation to lounge about in the luxurious LSS lounge with the bigger selection (even if the entrance is less discrete at LSS). Newtown is generally seen as the Blair St Sauna testing ground (BSS is about the same distance from the train station but in the opposite direction).


Offline BigSur

Whyt are there so many negative reviews of edinburgh girls?
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Offline auldie63

Please get your names right before you slag someone. It seems you went to LINLY when you are slagging LILY  who I have been to and was ok.




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