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Author Topic: Making a website ... What do you guys want from a site  (Read 3831 times)

Offline Marmalade

It would make a better impression if you bothered to spell 'safety', 'Thailand', and 'lilies' correctly.

Your web page on AW looks high powered without being classy. This might work for your area or might not, but just so you're aware if it.
 
So many movies, so many pictures, so many tabs ... It's remarkable what you can get done when the phone isn't ringing. My guess is that we're very happy to offer advice but the free tout period will be up soon, so hold onto your knicker elastic and remember where you are dear, lest your dainty drinks go to the head while the boys here are on pints of 70 and are soon going to get more critical unless you can drink with the boys. It's a web-rip&roast service usually and remarkable that Adam doesn't charge you for it. If you were on Snog, Marry or Avoid, it looks like you've removed the make-up but kept your old Chav habits.

Prossies come on here and want to hunt with the hounds while running with the hares. Anything other than a very short visit may find you in a rabbit hole surrounded by the Hounds of Hell rather than Alice and her friends from wonderland.

Apart from that, nice to meet you Crystal, and welcome ...  :hi:

Offline ParisB

also forgot to add make sure the spelling is correct so many spell discrete and independent wrong  and use the word there and their in the wrong context its annoying

if you tour make sure you keep it up to date as well nothing worse than seeing a tour that is six months out of date 

on my website  i have all my stuff on the front page  i.e. tours photos gallery rates blog ect  so guys can go from that straight into it they don't have to look around the site

use your most eye-catching photo as your front page to entice guys to look at you  photos of flowers and stuff don't really sell sex


 

Offline Lonmir

use the word there and their in the wrong context its annoying

it's?

Offline Ali Katt

A British English spellchecker can be installed into Firefox, Google chrome and other browsers, very easily or the text can be copied and pasted into word or similar to be checked - no excuse for slapdash spelling mistakes.

Agree with Marmalade and James, the touting is boring now. A quick search on google suggests you are a member of every listings page going, and as a result I know you are more website savvy than this naive and pointless topic would suggest.

Offline crystaldenison

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It would make a better impression if you bothered to spell 'safety', 'Thailand', and 'lilies' correctly.

Your web page on AW looks high powered without being classy. This might work for your area or might not, but just so you're aware if it.
 
So many movies, so many pictures, so many tabs ... It's remarkable what you can get done when the phone isn't ringing. My guess is that we're very happy to offer advice but the free tout period will be up soon, so hold onto your knicker elastic and remember where you are dear, lest your dainty drinks go to the head while the boys here are on pints of 70 and are soon going to get more critical unless you can drink with the boys. It's a web-rip&roast service usually and remarkable that Adam doesn't charge you for it. If you were on Snog, Marry or Avoid, it looks like you've removed the make-up but kept your old Chav habits.

Prossies come on here and want to hunt with the hounds while running with the hares. Anything other than a very short visit may find you in a rabbit hole surrounded by the Hounds of Hell rather than Alice and her friends from wonderland.

Apart from that, nice to meet you Crystal, and welcome ...  :hi:


 Where are the spelling mistakes your on about ? In my interview ?

Offline James999


 Where are the spelling mistakes your on about ? In my interview ?

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Offline crystaldenison

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A British English spellchecker can be installed into Firefox, Google chrome and other browsers, very easily or the text can be copied and pasted into word or similar to be checked - no excuse for slapdash spelling mistakes.

Agree with Marmalade and James, the touting is boring now. A quick search on google suggests you are a member of every listings page going, and as a result I know you are more website savvy than this naive and pointless topic would suggest.

 

  Lol you might think this but in honesty I stuck with the rules and didn't post links I also have made a few changes as suggested  and this isn't just touting I was asking as I wanted to know

 But you are more than entitled to your own view 


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Just sent you a pm- how come you have 2 mobile numbers? I think 1 would make more sense. X


Offline Lonmir


 Where are the spelling mistakes your on about ? In my interview ?

The only spelling mistake remaining is 'thialand' instead of Thailand (as has previously been pointed out), assuming that you are using 'sumfink' intentionally as a stylised version of something.

The capitalisation is particularly strange, though: you've chosen to capitalise 'Eyes', which should start with a lower case 'e', but not proper nouns, such as 'eastenders', 'katie price' and 'english', all of which should begin with a capital letter. Consistently starting each answer with a capital letter would be acceptable as each can be treated as the beginning of a sentence, but this strange mix is not.

I'm sure there are a great many more mistakes to be found, but I have neither the time nor the inclination to search for them. I'd imagine that clarity of meaning is sufficient for the great majority of punters and you have that already. If you want to give your internet presence a more 'professional' look, then consider asking a friend with a thorough understanding of grammar and spelling within the English language to provide his/her services to assist you in achieving this.

Offline Marmalade


 
  Lol you might think this but in honesty I stuck with the rules and didn't post links I also have made a few changes as suggested  and this isn't just touting I was asking as I wanted to know
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 But you are more than entitled to your own view

What are we???? A 'help-the-clueless prossie' service?



Nice meeting you though dear  :hi:

Offline Ali Katt

Welcome to the forum Lonmir. I'm glad there's another grammar-Nazi amongst us.

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assuming that you are using 'sumfink' intentionally as a stylised version of something.
Either way you should drop it.

Where are the spelling mistakes your on about ? In my interview ?

In reply #6, I was on about how, in your original post, you put "ect", when you should have put "etc" [from the Latin et cetera].

Offline Jimmyredcab



  Lol you might think this but in honesty I stuck with the rules and didn't post links I also have made a few changes as suggested  and this isn't just touting I was asking as I wanted to know

Regarding your Adultwork profile, can I suggest you remove the pointless photos with your face covered, they make no sense as you have opted to show your face on other pictures.   ;)

Offline Lonmir

Welcome, shortest first post ever?

Thank-you. Probably not.

Welcome to the forum Lonmir. I'm glad there's another grammar-Nazi amongst us.


Either way you should drop it.

Thank-you. I'm not usually this pedantic, but in response to a question on the correct usage of the English language I try harder than usual to write correctly.

I'd agree that it should be written as 'something'. Perhaps she believes, correctly or otherwise, that some people find that corruption 'cute'.

lol i knew i would get something wrong, somewhere

You got lots of things wrong, everywhere. That error was the most glaring, though, and the mistake was ironic in the context.


Offline rpg

Thank-you. Probably not.

Thank-you. I'm not usually this pedantic, but in response to a question on the correct usage of the English language I try harder than usual to write correctly.

I'd agree that it should be written as 'something'. Perhaps she believes, correctly or otherwise, that some people find that corruption 'cute'.

You got lots of things wrong, everywhere. That error was the most glaring, though, and the mistake was ironic in the context.

Don't know what to make of you but you've got me laughing. That might not be your aim but we'll see!

Offline ParisB

Thank-you. Probably not.

Thank-you. I'm not usually this pedantic, but in response to a question on the correct usage of the English language I try harder than usual to write correctly.

I'd agree that it should be written as 'something'. Perhaps she believes, correctly or otherwise, that some people find that corruption 'cute'.


You got lots of things wrong, everywhere. That error was the most glaring, though, and the mistake was ironic in the context.

Yes i realise that,  when I'm on forums I'm often typing fast and doing other things at the same time so that often account for mistakes.  But I    was timed out when i was trying to edit my first post so had to rewrite some of it and  i was  typing quick and on my phone, and it can be hard to get it write all the time but I agree, no excuses for bad punctuation especially when I'm writing that it's annoying to read bad punctuation and the like on websites.   
   I do try to keep my own website as up to date as possible  and remove any spelling mistakes.  I don't worry to much about spelling on my blog though as I'm often doing that on while I'm on the go, although i will often try to edit it when i get the time
   The main spelling mistakes that I tend to see on websites  are the words independent and discrete which are words that are often used
on escort websites

  Now while i have the day off, I'm going to check through each page of my website and make sure that it is all correct.   
 
   
« Last Edit: January 15, 2013, 02:28:39 PM by ParisB »

Offline crystaldenison

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 I had been editing via the ipad so it was missing parts have had a look thro and seen the interview and re did it ..  :kiss: thankyou to those who have pointed out a few helpful points   

 I am going to run my profile thro word and see if that will pick up on anything  :sarcastic:

Offline Matium

On your website, set up a page called "Girlfriends" with links and photos of your girlfriends, this would be of particular interest to all those men who're interested in a MFF threesome. Also list your threesome rates on that page.
« Last Edit: January 15, 2013, 02:45:08 PM by Matium »

Offline Joe Blob

also forgot to add make sure the spelling is correct so many spell discrete and independent wrong 

They do don't they?

It's discreet; discrete means separate.   :dance: :dance: :dance:

Offline skittish

They do don't they?

It's discreet; discrete means separate.   :dance: :dance: :dance:

'Discreet/discrete have their own spelling memory aids built right in. “Discreet,” being subtle and private, keeps both its Es tucked inside. “Discrete,” which likes things separate, keeps them apart with the T.'

I stole that from t'internet a while ago.

Offline Lonmir

Don't know what to make of you but you've got me laughing. That might not be your aim but we'll see!

Yes, the (very) mild humour was intentional.

thankyou to those who have pointed out a few helpful points

If you consider my points helpful, then you're welcome.

Also, I found your previous forum avatar more attractive. I'm not sure if that view is shared by others, but it may be something to consider when prioritising your pictures.


 Where are the spelling mistakes your on about ? In my interview ?
Aoccdrnig to a rehcearch at cmabrigde uinervtisy , it dseno't matetr in waht oerdr the lttres in a wrod are , the olny ipmroamtnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer's be in the rghit pclae , the rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it.  :drinks:

Offline crystaldenison

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Aoccdrnig to a rehcearch at cmabrigde uinervtisy , it dseno't matetr in waht oerdr the lttres in a wrod are , the olny ipmroamtnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer's be in the rghit pclae , the rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it.  :drinks:

 Lol I can read that too .. Odd thing the mind


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