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Author Topic: Prossies vs Fleshlights for blowjobs  (Read 2199 times)

Online Marmalade

The Fleshlight arrives in a discrete packaging. The prossie arrives if you're lucky.
The Fleshlight gives a first class blow-job (with some handy help). The prossie might let you stick your cock in her mouth.
You pay once for the Fleshlight, and easy to clean. You pay the prossie multiple times, even if it cleans itself (sometimes)
The Fleshlight can be hidden discretely in a bottom drawer/ The prossie needs a punting phone which has to be hidden in the bottom drawer.
The Fleshlight makes a sucking sound while you use it. The prossie makes irrelevant noises unless used for oral.
The Fleshlight will see you at any hour, 24/7. The prossie will see you if she doesn't have an excuse (see separate thread, prossie excuses).
The Fleshlight doesn't care about your skin colour, age, or whether you wear a condom. The prossie might (see page 3 of her profile, para 64) or might say she doesn't.
The Fleshlight doesn't stop to answer the phone. The prossie owns her phone.

Yet in spite of this, 1 in 20 prossies actually gives you a fantastic time that Fleshlights cannot simulate.

I got a thing like a silicone pussy but it's not a fleshlight. Same thing i guess. Bloody fantastic to use though. When the missus was on her period a while back i tried to get her to just hold the pussy between her legs so i could pretend we were fucking. She didn't like that idea though

Offline ickydicky

I got a thing like a silicone pussy but it's not a fleshlight. Same thing i guess. Bloody fantastic to use though. When the missus was on her period a while back i tried to get her to just hold the pussy between her legs so i could pretend we were fucking. She didn't like that idea though

i wonder why :cry:
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Offline DG

This made me smile  :) A regular of mine actually bought me one and we use it during meets. But in answer to the OP, she does a much better job and, believe it or not, me seeing escorts is easier to hide from my missus than a Fleshlight would be  :D
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This made me smile  :) A regular of mine actually bought me one and we use it during meets. But in answer to the OP, she does a much better job and, believe it or not, me seeing escorts is easier to hide from my missus than a Fleshlight would be  :D
You can catch STI's from sharing fleshlights so be careful that she's not usong it on anyone else


The Fleshlight arrives in a discrete packaging. The prossie arrives if you're lucky.
The Fleshlight gives a first class blow-job (with some handy help). The prossie might let you stick your cock in her mouth.
You pay once for the Fleshlight, and easy to clean. You pay the prossie multiple times, even if it cleans itself (sometimes)
The Fleshlight can be hidden discretely in a bottom drawer/ The prossie needs a punting phone which has to be hidden in the bottom drawer.
The Fleshlight makes a sucking sound while you use it. The prossie makes irrelevant noises unless used for oral.
The Fleshlight will see you at any hour, 24/7. The prossie will see you if she doesn't have an excuse (see separate thread, prossie excuses).
The Fleshlight doesn't care about your skin colour, age, or whether you wear a condom. The prossie might (see page 3 of her profile, para 64) or might say she doesn't.
The Fleshlight doesn't stop to answer the phone. The prossie owns her phone.

Yet in spite of this, 1 in 20 prossies actually gives you a fantastic time that Fleshlights cannot simulate.

I had a quick episode with fleshlight but i moved. I prefer the real thing  :wacko:

Offline Gspotter

When you put the battery in, the Fleshlight is turned on. When you put the cock in, the Prossie is turned off.
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