After sneaking out to a punt do you ever find it difficult to go straight home and act like you haven't been up to anything naughty.
Do any of you take flowers or presents home because you feel guilty?
Do any of you think punting saves your relationship?
Do any of you have to concoct lots of different excuses?
Being self employed helps as I don't have to ask permission to go out on 'sales calls' or to 'see a supplier'.
Whenever I by the missus some flowers, she immediately asks 'what is wrong', or 'what have I done now?' and gets suspicious, so I don't buy flowers, and she's happy.
I play a fair bit of sport during the week and am always going to training etc., then off to the pub for a swift one or two, so there is ample opportunity to play and cover myself in the process.
No worries with smelling of perfume when you have a crafty smoke before going home, and a glass of single malt when back home.
Has punting saved my relationship.......... punting IS my relationship.