External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyPreamble: I have had a previous spat on here with Emily in the other thread, but this review is based on the events on the day and nothing else.
Comms:Communication was poor. There were 2 cancelled bookings prior to the actual meeting. This would have dropped the review rating had Emily not discounted her rate as a goodwill gesture.
Incall location:Terraced house in a quiet street on the outskirts of Wakefield. Shower facilities were available, but I was freshly showered before arrival. No drink offered. Emily was concerned about nosey neighbors, but I did not see anyone when I arrived or left.
Price:
£80 for 1 hour – Normally £120
Description:Emily is about 5’5” tall. A slim size 6 with large breasts, 32 C or E cup (I’m not very good at sizes). Age Stated as 22. There are no noticeable birth marks, but she is heavily tattooed on her legs arms and waist. She has long blond hair with extensions.
The meeting: 08/07/2016It was the most surreal punt I have ever had.
I arrived at 11am and called Emily for the house number. She said we had agreed 11.30 but hurriedly got ready and let me in at 11.15. Emily opened the door wearing skimpy bra and panties and led me upstairs to the bedroom where we kissed GFE style for a few minutes.
I desperately needed a pee, what are you telling us this for, I here you ask? Because she followed me into the bathroom and watched while I washed my cock afterwards! I’m not judging her for this, perhaps she thought I was going to piss on her toothbrush, given our history!
After getting undressed I asked Emily to kneel on the floor (beside the cheval mirror) and suck my cock whilst holding on to my bum so she could dictate how far to swallow it. Sounds like fucking Groundhog Day!
The blowjob, whilst not deepthroat, was good and went on for quite some time and Emily seemed to enjoy it as much as I. Having had enough of this, I pushed Emily back onto the bed for some RO and rimming. Do you like having your bum licked? I enquired. I thought that was what you doing, she replied! What about rimming both ways like it says on your AW profile? Oh I just ticked that, but didn’t know what it was. That has to be bullshit surely!
To her credit, she offered to do it on several occasions during the session. Emily said she loved to be fingered and let herself orgasm, while I fumbled around inside her for quite some time.
We had good sex in various positions, culminating in spoons,
but, and it’s a big but! She did not know what spooning was! After a quick explanation we cracked on, with me squirting into the bag. Now Emily needs to get out more, or she was just taking the piss!
By this time as usual I’m knackered so suggested some mutual masturbation, to which she said will you show me how to wank your cock properly, I’m not very good at it. I shit you not!
Done and dusted by 12:15 exactly
Conclusion:Emily tried hard to please and did not disappoint, but boy was it fucking weird.
Would I return? The Jury is still out