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Author Topic: Missemmyleeds - Wakefield  (Read 1633 times)


3 review(s) for missemmyleeds (3 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Offline Tricks

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Preamble:
 
I have had a previous spat on here with Emily in the other thread, but this review is based on the events on the day and nothing else.

Comms:

Communication was poor. There were 2 cancelled bookings prior to the actual meeting. This would have dropped the review rating had Emily not discounted her rate as a goodwill gesture.

Incall location:

Terraced house in a quiet street on the outskirts of Wakefield. Shower facilities were available, but I was freshly showered before arrival. No drink offered. Emily was concerned about nosey neighbors, but I did not see anyone when I arrived or left.
Price:
£80 for 1 hour – Normally £120

Description:

Emily is about 5’5” tall. A slim size 6 with large breasts, 32 C or E cup (I’m not very good at sizes).  Age Stated as 22. There are no noticeable birth marks, but she is heavily tattooed on her legs arms and waist. She has long blond hair with extensions.

The meeting: 08/07/2016

It was the most surreal punt I have ever had.

I arrived at 11am and called Emily for the house number. She said we had agreed 11.30 but hurriedly got ready and let me in at 11.15. Emily opened the door wearing skimpy bra and panties and led me upstairs to the bedroom where we kissed GFE style for a few minutes.

I desperately needed a pee, what are you telling us this for, I here you ask? Because she followed me into the bathroom and watched while I washed my cock afterwards! I’m not judging her for this, perhaps she thought I was going to piss on her toothbrush, given our history!

After getting undressed I asked Emily to kneel on the floor (beside the cheval mirror) and suck my cock whilst holding on to my bum so she could dictate how far to swallow it. Sounds like fucking Groundhog Day!

The blowjob, whilst not deepthroat, was good and went on for quite some time and Emily seemed to enjoy it as much as I. Having had enough of this, I pushed Emily back onto the bed for some RO and rimming. Do you like having your bum licked? I enquired. I thought that was what you doing, she replied! What about rimming both ways like it says on your AW profile? Oh I just ticked that, but didn’t know what it was. That has to be bullshit surely!

To her credit, she offered to do it on several occasions during the session. Emily said she loved to be fingered and let herself orgasm, while I fumbled around inside her for quite some time.

We had good sex in various positions, culminating in spoons, but, and it’s a big but! She did not know what spooning was! After a quick explanation we cracked on, with me squirting into the bag.  Now Emily needs to get out more, or she was just taking the piss!

By this time as usual I’m knackered so suggested some mutual masturbation, to which she said will you show me how to wank your cock properly, I’m not very good at it. I shit you not!

Done and dusted by 12:15 exactly

Conclusion:

Emily tried hard to please and did not disappoint, but boy was it fucking weird.

Would I return? The Jury is still out




3 review(s) found for missemmyleeds linked to in above post (3 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)

Great review of a girl needing a bit of guidance. Sounds worth a visit.

What with wanting to see you piss and showing her how you wank, the ways of the cock seems a bit of a mystery to her  :unknown:

You could have got an extra discount for both of those things, maybe?  :D

Offline mrfishyfoo

Great review fella.

I have to say I like the naive and inexperienced ones. Means I can take control and "train" them to give it to me just how I like it.  :diablo: :diablo:

Offline Tricks

I'm still a bit confused with it all :unknown:

I think her phone might actually be on fire, I'm sure it holds a certain :hi: appeal to some

Online Tallboy2

Nice honest review
I cant wee if anyones looking!!
I like the wierdness of it, its different. Sometimes i feel like girls are just going through the motions and it can become a bit un exciting .
So to me different is good but id have to experience it myself first to make a proper judgement and shes too unreliable for me at the moment.

Online Tallboy2

Your avatar  gives me nightmares Tricks!

Offline Tricks



Im coming with a pin then

Coming with a pin?
There's a joke in there somewhere about a small prick...

 :yahoo:

Offline p3ngu1n

Nice review tricks. You should have aimed your piss at her, maybe she likes a bit of watersports

Offline dubs

Its a good job it wasn't one of those pees that comes out in two streams going in different directions, and you can only get one in the bowl at one time.

Offline stevedave

Its a good job it wasn't one of those pees that comes out in two streams going in different directions, and you can only get one in the bowl at one time.

 :scare:

Offline hitman33

Don't fall for the ooh let me watch you wank,  it really turn's me on or show me how to do it properly! You're paying 100 an hour to do that, you can do it at home for free. I've seen a few escorts out if work and every one has had a laugh about it. Just saying.

Offline Tricks

Don't fall for the ooh let me watch you wank,  it really turn's me on or show me how to do it properly! You're paying 100 an hour to do that, you can do it at home for free. I've seen a few escorts out if work and every one has had a laugh about it. Just saying.

Hi Hitman33,

Thanks for your comment and I agree some girls are just out to do as little work as possible, but in the context of this meeting, this was not the case :hi:

Online Tallboy2

I'll watch you wank Mr Tricks for 100 pounds :dance:

Offline cueball

I'll watch you wank Mr Tricks for 100 pounds :dance:

That's very generous of you, give me 100 quid too and you can watch me throw one over the knuckle too  :sarcastic:


Offline Ali Katt

Good review Tricks.

Quote
We had good sex in various positions, culminating in spoons, but, and it’s a big but! She did not know what spooning was!
I had a girl who didn't know what scissors was, but that is a more obscure position.

Online Tallboy2

That's very generous of you, give me 100 quid too and you can watch me throw one over the knuckle too  :sarcastic:
Ha ha CB
Afraid you're not my type.
Tricks is a stunner, that's him in his Avatar.

Offline Tricks

Good review Tricks.
I had a girl who didn't know what scissors was, but that is a more obscure position.

Scissors? :lol:

Offline Tricks

I'll watch you wank Mr Tricks for 100 pounds :dance:

I'm with cueball here, looks like it's going to be an expensive week for you Tallboy :D

Online Tallboy2

Tricks and Cueball are Prossies.  :crazy: :crazy:

Offline cueball

Tricks and Cueball are Prossies.  :crazy: :crazy:

We've got to make a bob or two where can  :D

It all goes to podging funds

Online Tallboy2

We've got to make a bob or two where can  :D

It all goes to podging funds
Can you send me a face pic and I may reconsider you?

Offline Tricks



So what's the answer, are we on or not?


« Last Edit: July 12, 2016, 07:17:47 PM by Tricks »

Offline cueball

Can you send me a face pic and I may reconsider you?

<-------- see avatar  :D




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