Beware of not allowed-type spoof questions

[Marmalade]

A quick glance at a few threads on not allowed wondering how men (ie their hubby almost in the doghouse) contact prostitutes? should be a warning sign every time some cunt newbie starts a thread on how-do-I-go-about-it....

ffs any bloke can log on to UKP and AW and how much more is needed except a pair??

Lessons learnt on UKP take root.
External Link/Members Only

cluckcluck:
External Link/Members Only allowed.com/Talk/relationships/2317279-Husband-looked-up-a-prostitute-on-Adultwork
External Link/Members Only allowed.com/Talk/relationships/a2002483-Suspicious-DH-wants-to-or-has-visited-a-prostitute
External Link/Members Only allowed.com/Talk/relationships/1477700-men-who-got-to-prostitutes (wife answer: you don't need sex!)
"Is this how prostitution can work? You get a mobile number and arrange it that way?" :
External Link/Members Only allowed.com/Talk/relationships/1719601-Does-this-sound-like-he-is-using-prostitutes
External Link/Members Only allowed.com/Talk/relationships/1590322-found-out-husband-has-been-seeing-escorts-and-on-seedy-websites
External Link/Members Only allowed.com/Talk/relationships/2599035-Found-out-the-man-I-married-had-been-using-prostitutes-via-the-AW-site
External Link/Members Only allowed.com/Talk/relationships/1425594-Advice-on-DH-using-prostitutes-and-sex

There's fucking pages and pages of them plus the occasional techie cunt prostitute giving them 'advice' on how to find out their husbands and ruin a life or two.

I'm not saying there aren't genuine newbies to punting that ask advice: but maybe we should time them down a bit more...

[Ben4454]

Maybe wives should start putting out in the marriage and their husbands won't need to cheat.

[cockneybstrd]

I tend to agree with Marmalade on this. However a lot of these threads seem to get started by ex banned members returning like that crazy train who seems to have a profile banned at least twice a week

[two20]

I'd love to know what "dodgy" sites they're looking at, because only men like porn. Yeah right.

[Norbut]

Looking though the links, it seems guys are being careless with their internet history and phone history.

However, I spotted something else that I have not seen discussed - ATM withdrawals, especially as corroborative evidence.  Say you normally withdraw £20 and then suddenly £100 appears in the bank statement, just at the same time you were not around, for whatever reason you gave.  Could look suspicious?  Just a thought.

[Redhead Lover]

Everytime there's a not allowed thread, there's got to be a few bored housewives who are thinking "hmmmm, wouldn't mind having a bit of fun while hubby is at work" and set up on AW themselves.

Every cloud.

[Jerboa]

Maybe wives should start putting out in the marriage and their husbands won't need to cheat.

Because in this fucked up feminist era, sex is used as a power by women, and once they're married there is no need to open their legs again, then they wonder why hubby goes looking elsewhere.

[MJ.spritzen]

What those not allowed bints dont realise is, if they actually had a sex life with their husbands they wouldnt go with WG's. I know i wouldnt. Me and Mrs MJ.Spritzen havent had sex in over 2 years - and she's in her 20s!

[Ben4454]

Because in this fucked up feminist era, sex is used as a power by women, and once they're married there is no need to open their legs again, then they wonder why hubby goes looking elsewhere.

+ 1

Men use relationships to get sex, women use sex to get relationships.

Once the man withdraws the relationship --- the sex gets withdrawn

Once the woman withdraws the sex --- the man cuddles her and says honey its ok and cuddles her in bed.

I think this is the reason sex dries up as soon as you get married. The woman knows you can no longer just simply walk away and find someone else.

This is why I choose to be unmarried and free. I can fuck who I want and never suffer from withdrawn sex at home. I could never stand for it. Although for some guys i know it is difficult when you have kids and a big family. It adds so many complications that simply walking away isn't an option.

[ickydicky]

+ 1

Men use relationships to get sex, women use sex to get relationships.

Once the man withdraws the relationship --- the sex gets withdrawn

Once the woman withdraws the sex --- the man cuddles her and says honey its ok and cuddles her in bed.

I think this is the reason sex dries up as soon as you get married. The woman knows you can no longer just simply walk away and find someone else.




Seems sane to me.

This is why I choose to be unmarried and free. I can fuck who I want and never suffer from withdrawn sex at home. I could never stand for it. Although for some guys i know it is difficult when you have kids and a big family. It adds so many complications that simply walking away isn't an option.

[ickydicky]

+ 1

Men use relationships to get sex, women use sex to get relationships.

Once the man withdraws the relationship --- the sex gets withdrawn

Once the woman withdraws the sex --- the man cuddles her and says honey its ok and cuddles her in bed.

I think this is the reason sex dries up as soon as you get married. The woman knows you can no longer just simply walk away and find someone else.

This is why I choose to be unmarried and free. I can fuck who I want and never suffer from withdrawn sex at home. I could never stand for it. Although for some guys i know it is difficult when you have kids and a big family. It adds so many complications that simply walking away isn't an option.

seems sane to me

[MJ.spritzen]

You ever thought of writing a book Ben4454? 

Good insight that.

[WhattheFlip]

+ 1

Men use relationships to get sex, women use sex to get relationships.

Once the man withdraws the relationship --- the sex gets withdrawn

Once the woman withdraws the sex --- the man cuddles her and says honey its ok and cuddles her in bed.

I think this is the reason sex dries up as soon as you get married. The woman knows you can no longer just simply walk away and find someone else.

This is why I choose to be unmarried and free. I can fuck who I want and never suffer from withdrawn sex at home. I could never stand for it. Although for some guys i know it is difficult when you have kids and a big family. It adds so many complications that simply walking away isn't an option.

All this.
I'd love to have met someone, fall in love n all that shit (I'm a romantic-I always offer the girl the wipes for her face before cleaning my cock!), get married, couple of nippers etc. But I'm not handsome or cool or successful enough to find the kind of woman who actually enjoys sex and is decent enough to recognise how vital it is in a relationship.
The thought of being with someone I love and being constantly rejected is horrible, the thought of being in a marriage with kids and having to leave it, only to see the kids at weekends and have them grow up calling some asexual wonder 'daddy' is fucking horrific.
I don't think I could be married and see WGs. Not judging anyone who does, you do what you need to. But i just don't like the idea of 'cheating', even if it's just a WG. You shouldn't really have to imo. It should be part of the contract that you keep your partner satisfied.
Plus, if I'm honest, I do like variety...

[Ben4454]

You ever thought of writing a book Ben4454? 

Good insight that.

Men seek affection like women seek attention. It seems in this modern era women are withdrawing free affection while men still offer free attention.

Us MGTOWS choose to reject chasing a woman, dating, relationships and marriage. It's not for any kind of attention or 'teaching women a lesson' we've simply moved on.

The reality is i'll probably never have a child. Although I would rather live my life to the full with freedom, money and resources than slave to a woman who has too high of standards that I could never meet.

------ I lack the patience to write a book! So a internet forum to spew my radicalised ideas seem fitting 

[mrhappypants]

Two things.

1) After 5 years of largely sex free marriage I "confronted" my wife with the stark truth of our relationship - calmly, without blame, listening to her opinion - and she admitted it wasn't fair and consented to me sleeping with other women.  It took those five years to find the right tone but I think that conversation saved our marriage and gave me the chance to watch my kids grow up.  My advice; man up, put the issue on the table, the result might be a lot better than you think. 

2).The large number of fucking wankers who never post reviews and fill the boards with bollox are a bug bare for me as UKPunter.  Anything Admin can to do tackle this has my support.

Dave

[Nowandagain5]

As far as I am concerned, "cheating" apples to the emotional side of the relationship. So, having an affair or "being in love" with someone else would be cheating in my book.......

The simple physicality of topping up with a WG, is just dealing with a physical need.....

[MrMatrix]

What those not allowed bints dont realise is, if they actually had a sex life with their husbands they wouldnt go with WG's. I know i wouldnt. Me and Mrs MJ.Spritzen havent had sex in over 2 years - and she's in her 20s!

Well you've hit the nail on the head  there. I've argued for over 30 years and it took that long before I went over board- not something I wanted to do either. First time was awful, full of guilt shame etc. We've some horrendous arguments as well. And when we went for councelling , he said so why Mrs M- Her reply "I didn't think it was that important". WTF.
Those nutters on not allowed offer (in the main as there was some balanced feedback in there) a jaundiced view of what a relationship should be sex wise. Clearly many of them are feminists and probably don't enjoy a full relationship which is sad. Its also sad that most of us married guys have to go punting- not my first choice. But it is what it is now,,,

[Stalinator]

Two things.

1) After 5 years of largely sex free marriage I "confronted" my wife with the stark truth of our relationship - calmly, without blame, listening to her opinion - and she admitted it wasn't fair and consented to me sleeping with other women.  It took those five years to find the right tone but I think that conversation saved our marriage and gave me the chance to watch my kids grow up.  My advice; man up, put the issue on the table, the result might be a lot better than you think. 

2).The large number of fucking wankers who never post reviews and fill the boards with bollox are a bug bare for me as UKPunter.  Anything Admin can to do tackle this has my support.

Dave

Mrs Stalin is well aware of my hobby. She has zero interest in sex since the doctors told her she can't have kids. I would say sex is now reserved for Birthdays and Christmas only. She has no qualms about it so long as I don't pick up a disease from any of WGs. I am quite open with her about my exploits.

[MrMatrix]

I wonder how not allowed would interpret that. Clearly it wouldn't be her fault - so its got to be yours by default. Such are the astute interpretations of not allowed

[mrhappypants]

Mrs Stalin is well aware of my hobby. She has zero interest in sex since the doctors told her she can't have kids. I would say sex is now reserved for Birthdays and Christmas only. She has no qualms about it so long as I don't pick up a disease from any of WGs. I am quite open with her about my exploits.

I found being open and honest has removed the "betrayal" aspect that I think is at the heart of alot of the anger on  not allowed.  By contrast my wife knows because I spoke to her about it before we started punting.  However she does not want to discuss it and, after a traumatising 5 year struggle, I think our shared sex life is completely finished. 

[Markus456]

Looking though the links, it seems guys are being careless with their internet history and phone history.

However, I spotted something else that I have not seen discussed - ATM withdrawals, especially as corroborative evidence.  Say you normally withdraw £20 and then suddenly £100 appears in the bank statement, just at the same time you were not around, for whatever reason you gave.  Could look suspicious?  Just a thought.

Often the ATM location too so be extra cautious when withdrawing.
I'll say, withdraw a few smaller amounts in the area you're local to.

[anonyorks]

Everyone of the m*mnet threads would be dead if these idiots knew how to use incognito mode 

"my computer broke"
"I needed to check something"

Yeah, yeah 

Be interested if a woman posted a thread that "DH" was seeing WG's and it had saved their marriage. She'd get ripped to pieces

[WhattheFlip]

Be interested if a woman posted a thread that "DH" was seeing WG's and it had saved their marriage. She'd get ripped to pieces

That's what annoys me with those kind of people. You can't win. In one of those threads, started by a punter, he explains things, and they still savage him and tell him he should have spoken to his wife etc. It can't exactly be an easy conversation to have-it must be much easier to rationalise doing it quietly and making sure she never finds out, and not hurting her, than risking the conversation, I don't know.
I'm sure if a wife went on and said "my husbands said that because I'm not putting out and am breaking the bond of our marriage, he wants to consider him seeking sex elsewhere etc", the husband would still be savaged for being a lowlife demanding controlling misogynist scumbag pervert (take your pick).
Most not allowedters are as bad as saafe. Only saafers' boredom comes from dusty phone syndrome and jealousy of young WGs, and Mnetters boredom comes form being stuck indoors all day with only a baby or two for company.

[anonyorks]

Thank fuck my wife isn't on there, right!?! 

[Marmalade]

After 5 years of largely sex free marriage I "confronted" my wife with the stark truth of our relationship - calmly, without blame, listening to her opinion - and she admitted it wasn't fair and consented to me sleeping with other women.  It took those five years to find the right tone but I think that conversation saved our marriage and gave me the chance to watch my kids grow up.  My advice; man up, put the issue on the table, the result might be a lot better than you think. 

  +1 respect

[MrMatrix]

There was a not allowed thread, in January2016. The OP point out 3 not allowed links which I looked at as in the following link. You wont believe the vitriol that is poured out from this site. The following few comments after this post are worth a read as well.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=70784.msg1036356#msg1036356

All a bit sad really

[Kinkykate78]

Not sure if I should stick my head above the parapet here...(and apologies if not welcome!)  But I do post on not allowed from time to time and yes there are a lot of what I'd call bitter harridans on there whose opinions I vehemently disagree with.  Many of them can't conceive of happy open marriages, etc. Or pretty much anything that falls outside their narrow conservative views...  Why can't people just be a bit more open minded and kinder?!     

[MJ.spritzen]

When my child was born a number of years ago i actually signed up to not allowed to ask a genuine question. My wife has sever OCD and the OCD rules that she had in her head was effecting our childs development. I started a thread and was blasted by feminazi's asking why what i want is more important, i should be more supportive blah blah same old shite.

THEN my account was deleted.

I only asked a question. I guess having a cock and balls puts you in the firing line on there.

[Diehard]

Everytime there's a not allowed thread, there's got to be a few bored housewives who are thinking "hmmmm, wouldn't mind having a bit of fun while hubby is at work" and set up on AW themselves.

Every cloud.

Should be a separate site just for not allowedters to advertise their services.....they know they want to deep down!

[Diehard]

When my child was born a number of years ago i actually signed up to not allowed to ask a genuine question. My wife has sever OCD and the OCD rules that she had in her head was effecting our childs development. I started a thread and was blasted by feminazi's asking why what i want is more important, i should be more supportive blah blah same old shite.

THEN my account was deleted.

I only asked a question. I guess having a cock and balls puts you in the firing line on there.

Best to sign up as a woman and post. Takes the thick slags months to work out!!

[Marmalade]

Best to sign up as a woman and post. Takes the thick slags months to work out!!

Why not have two accounts. One as a prossie earning fucking oodles of money and the other as a straightlaced wife and mother who is finally tempted into prostitution?

[Azucar D Artagnan]

Two things.

1) After 5 years of largely sex free marriage I "confronted" my wife with the stark truth of our relationship - calmly, without blame, listening to her opinion - and she admitted it wasn't fair and consented to me sleeping with other women.  It took those five years to find the right tone but I think that conversation saved our marriage and gave me the chance to watch my kids grow up.  My advice; man up, put the issue on the table, the result might be a lot better than you think. 
Dave

Recently on Jewish Mum's Net a contributor said " just found my husbands AW account and he has been paying prostitutes to CIM , OWO , 3 somes , COF , A Levels and various other forms of perverted sex " asked by many members what she was going to do and did she want a good solicitor she replied " absolutely nothing !!! Thank God its her and not me "
 

[Stalinator]

It should really be called cuntsnet.

[Kinkykate78]

Why not have two accounts. One as a prossie earning fucking oodles of money and the other as a straightlaced wife and mother who is finally tempted into prostitution?

. 

[Stalinator]

The user Hattytown is a hoot. Here are some of her best quotes:

Men who pay for sex are misogynist and the lowest of the low.

By paying a prostituted woman to perform sex acts that she would never do for free, he is enacting power over her. 

[Kinkykate78]

Yeah as I wrote upthread, a lot of posters on there can't get their heads around anything that differs from their set in stone views 

[Diehard]

The user Hattytown is a hoot. Here are some of her best quotes:

Men who pay for sex are misogynist and the lowest of the low.

By paying a prostituted woman to perform sex acts that she would never do for free, he is enacting power over her. 

I like hattytown....nothing wrong with being in control and powerful and a mysoginist! 

[ickydicky]

Not sure if I should stick my head above the parapet here...(and apologies if not welcome!)  But I do post on not allowed from time to time and yes there are a lot of what I'd call bitter harridans on there whose opinions I vehemently disagree with.  Many of them can't conceive of happy open marriages, etc. Or pretty much anything that falls outside their narrow conservative views...  Why can't people just be a bit more open minded and kinder?!     

good post kinky not allowed is just another area of cyberspace for guardian readers to hang out and talk shite.

[MJ.spritzen]

I think Hattytown doesnt understand the concept of "commerce". I myself get paid by my employer to do a job I would never do for free.

[Kinkykate78]

good post kinky not allowed is just another area of cyberspace for guardian readers to hang out and talk shite.

 
There are some good'uns there which is why I post, though tend to stick to the TV show discussions/funny/amusing threads.  There does seem to be a pervasive culture of "leave the bastard" and nasty fighting on some topics more than others.   

[ickydicky]

well i hope you dont read the guardian  not much call for it here in one of glesga's rougher areas

[MrMatrix]

External Link/Members Only allowed.com/Talk/relationships/2238150-Husband-gets-annoyed-if-I-dont-want-sex

External Link/Members Only allowed.com/Talk/relationships/1337850-I-dont-want-to-have-sex-with-my-husband

External Link/Members Only allowed.com/Talk/relationships/1072516-Fed-up-dont-want-sex-should-I-make-myself
Try these threads off not allowed.

[Kinkykate78]

well i hope you dont read the guardian  not much call for it here in one of glesga's rougher areas

. What can I say, I'm a newspaper slut - I read the Guardian and Daily
Mail (amongst others) 

[Stalinator]

The husband being forced to wank into a condom is bizarre.

[MJ.spritzen]

If your OH forces you to wank into s condom then you tell me if he's not being subjected to power by a woman. Any man in that situation needs to see a WG pronto. in fact find a regular.

[Diehard]

There are some good'uns there which is why I post, though tend to stick to the TV show discussions/funny/amusing threads.  There does seem to be a pervasive culture of "leave the bastard" and nasty fighting on some topics more than others.   

The women there don't get the fact the man can never be wrong, it will always be the woman's fault. Has to be that way. 

[Kinkykate78]

The husband being forced to wank into a condom is bizarre.

. I'll say, that's bloody odd! 

[Kinkykate78]

The women there don't get the fact the man can never be wrong, it will always be the woman's fault. Has to be that way. 

. Yeah a lot of them are like that, and shout down those who try to say otherwise...

[NIK]

It seems from this thread that the number of men who don't get much, if any, sex from their wives is greater than those who do!
Thank fuck I never married. Only had one serious relationship in my life and even then the sex was rationed when we were in our twenties. Fuck knows what it would have been like in later years. All I can guess is that her husband will have been lucky to have shagged her 25 times in the 25 years they've been hitched. She certainly hasn't dropped a sprog. Although I can congratulate her for that!

[Marmalade]

I think Hattytown doesnt understand the concept of "commerce". I myself get paid by my employer to do a job I would never do for free.

Everyone gets paid. It's called the economy.