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Tony Montana

After watching Graham Norton last night, I wondered have you ever eaten pineapple before a punt in order to give the WG a more pleasant CIM experience?

I have  ;)


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After watching Graham Norton last night, I wondered have you ever eaten pineapple before a punt in order to give the WG a more pleasant CIM experience?

I have  ;)

I have many times drunk Pineapple juice after hearing about its effect on spunk a few years ago. After doing Snowballing of my spunk with and without having drunk it it definitely tastes better if i have drunk a couple of glasses. Google lists a number of other things that its said have the same effect. ;)

Offline Ali Katt

I have many times drunk Pineapple juice after hearing about its effect on spunk a few years ago. After doing Snowballing of my spunk with and without having drunk it it definitely tastes better if i have drunk a couple of glasses. Google lists a number of other things that its said have the same effect. ;)
You need to do it a few days before I've found, if you drank pineapple juice everyday for a week before punting it makes the difference. Also cutting down on red meat and alcohol makes it taste less bitter.
I snowball my cum at every opportunity I get; the taste doesn't bother me anymore.

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You need to do it a few days before I've found, if you drank pineapple juice everyday for a week before punting it makes the difference. Also cutting down on red meat and alcohol makes it taste less bitter.
I snowball my cum at every opportunity I get; the taste doesn't bother me anymore.

I drink it everyday nearly anyway, punting or not. ;)

I drink it everyday nearly anyway, punting or not. ;)

Nothing like always being prepared  ;)

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Nothing like always being prepared  ;)

Indeed, and for me its very handy because i rarely know whether i fancy a punt until i wake up on the day. :D :yahoo:

Well; you learn something every day!  No more orange juice from the supermarket for me from now on!


Offline Joe Blob

I drink it everyday nearly anyway, punting or not. ;)
For one brief moment when I read that, I thought you were referring to your spunk  :scare: :scare: :scare:

Offline yumyum3

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For one brief moment when I read that, I thought you were referring to your spunk  :scare: :scare: :scare:

Me too  :lol:

Celery's a good 'un, by the way  :)


Offline mystery7

Heard celery supposedly make it thicker (cum that is, not your cock)  :thumbsup:
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Offline fabbian von minky

if you want alot more spunk, a handful of pumpin seeds each day
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I'm not really into snowballing myself but how does pineapple or the other suggestions change the taste?

I'm not really into snowballing myself but how does pineapple or the other suggestions change the taste?

it sweetens it making it more palatable, things with spices in etc make it taste like a 2nd hand curry

Offline fabbian von minky

currys always taste better the morning after
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Lots of Asparagus a quick cig then wash it all down with 4 cups of black coffee.

She'll look at you like you just ejaculated a dead cat in her mouth.

Offline Uglybugball


A couple of bowls of tinned ambrosia rice pudding, about 4 hours before your booking will thicken things up for you nicely.

Works really well if you've saved yourself for 3 or 4 days.  :dance:

Reading this thread, sprinkle copious amounts of pumpkin seeds on your rice pudding, wash it down with  a carton of pineapple juice....she won't know what's cumming....well, not until it's too late.   :kissgirl:

 

No, i'm not too keen on pineapple.. i like apple juice though.  :drinks:

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I can never taste anything? Maybe I should try expectorating it.... treat it like a fine wine instead of knocking it back like a shot!
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Offline teutonic

Lots of Asparagus a quick cig then wash it all down with 4 cups of black coffee.

She'll look at you like you just ejaculated a dead cat in her mouth.

 :lol: You, sir, win the thread.

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    Lots of Asparagus a quick cig then wash it all down with 4 cups of black coffee.

    She'll look at you like you just ejaculated a dead cat in her mouth.


 :lol: You, sir, win the thread.

+1  :lol:


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