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Offline Cunning Punt

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Given what has previously been said about this WG, I was not going to risk making a special journey to see 'Bella' - or 'Eve' as she calls herself in her profile  :unknown: - but this was a Plan B after my Plan A in Reading did not work out, so I was in the area desperately looking for alternatives.

Bella has a rather "fluid" booking system, which seems to not work on a guaranteed booking for a specific time, even if that's what you book.
I guess it's rather like the "stacking" system at Heathrow, where she lines up punters, getting them to come to the area and then you have to wait before being given permission to "land".

She doesn't seem to answer calls, so it's all texts. I asked if she was free for either 30 or 60mins booking and got the road and postcode. No time had agreed so I replied the time I'd be there - half and hour afterwards. Texted on arrival and she asked for 7mins to get ready. I got the house number after 10mins so not too bad.

We hadn't actually confirmed a booking length in advance, which is further evidence of the lack of pre-planned booking system. The guys behind me were going to have a longer wait because I thought she looked nice (and don't like the rush of half-hour meetings) so told her I wanted an hour - BIG MISTAKE!

Location:
House on Kennet Island, located between the A33 dual carriageway and Basingstoke Road, just north of the Madejski Stadium. Parking is somewhat tricky. Most spaces are allotted but I managed to park on a side road on the estate.
There seems to be, or was, a company that monitors parking and I am not sure if the on-street spaces require permits as well as the dedicated spaces.
There is parking at Morrisons, but that's 10mins walk away.
During the meet, Bella said I could have parked outside her house but I never park outside a WG's premises for various reasons.

Not many people were around so the area is quite discreet. Nice room with reasonable en suite shower/WC. The bed wasn't great.

Looks:
When she opened the door, she didn't look too bad. She apologised for the delay and said she had been in the shower. Her hair was wet, as was the shower room floor so she probably had done, so that was good news for me, as one worries with Eastern Europeans that they just use a wet wipe between punts.

She is tall and thin, but plain, pale skinned with small breasts. I originally would have rated her as 5/10 but as the punt went on, I have to say I found her increasingly unattractive. She has a vacant look on her face with her forced half-smile that made her look almost sinister.

Personality:
She doesn't really have one. Her English isn't great and conversations ended rapidly. Because of this, I didn't establish whether she really was Polish. It probably is accurate because I guess most Romanians don't do CIM and anal.

You have to lead everything because she is so submissive, but in a bad way. She is passive in the extreme. There was no attempt at engagement with me as a person or as a sexual partner.

She looked like a fuck doll and acted like one, though a fuck doll would probably have had more life. Previous reviews state she does anal in a 30min booking and if all you want is a cheap pussy/arse to pound, then you may be interested, but it's not my idea of sex or punting.

Services:
FK (sort of), OWO, HJ, massage, RO, sex in usual positions
All the above were poorly delivered, even perhaps the RO by me, but it was difficult getting in the mood and rhythm with this girl.

Bella is clearly neither experienced or skilled at sex and sexual acts, and doesn't seem to even really enjoy them.

The meeting:
I'll try to keep this short and clinical without getting too annoyed.

She immediately turned her head away when I tried to kiss her, which wasn't a good start and she did avoid kissing if she could through the meet.
When I did manage to get locked on to her lips, there was only a light touching of tongue and her mouth was barely open, which meant that my tongue was often pushing up against her teeth.  :mad:

BJ was delivered with head turned away, so no eye contact even if you want it - and as it turned out, that was fine with me as it was a bit of a turn-off.
OWO but technique was shallow. As she got going, it did occasionally improve.

Usually, I can pop quickly, but her BJ was so bad that I didn't think I could CIM, so switched to sex.
Sex in CG was very average. Occasional eye contact with a gormless look on her face. But did pop after not too short a delay.

Massage was fairly basic, amateurish but harmless effort.

I wasn't optimistic that RO would be great and was right. Pussy was fresh, but there during oral there was no response whatsoever.
Her clit was fairly sensitive and she seemed to be flinching a bit, so had to give this up as a bad job.

On her warm day and with a reasonable blue pill, John Thomas managed to rise again, even with her poor BJ technique. She also held her hand rather tightly around my cock, so had to get her to loosen her grip, particularly post-pop when my cock was more sensitive and it was becoming uncomfortable.

Sex in CG, doggy and mish with Bella was fairly unsatisfying, with little eye contact or FK and no engagement. There were one or two push-backs in doggy, but she didn't really seem to get "into it" and although she did make the odd sound of pleasure, it was only occasional and perhaps for my benefit.

Not surprisingly, I lost my erection, though did manage to get going again after some more OWO from her (must have been a good pill!) so continued in sex, but I was losing interest and the bed's springs appeared to have gone, which made it noisy and movement in sex slightly difficult.

I didn't have my watch on so wasn't sure of time. A bleep went off on her phone, which I thought was a timer, and called it a day shortly afterwards.
As it was, it was probably just an incoming text because I had been there less then 45mins, though the poor experience had made it seem longer.
However, I wasn't really fussed because I had enough and could feel JT going weak again.

No sooner had I got out of the front door, I received a text saying "I am ready", so clearly she had mixed me up with the next punter awaiting permission to land.
So looked like it would be a back-to-back and it would be a wet wipe 'transition' for that punt and not a shower.
I didn't text back telling her the error.

If the would-be punter didn't get the message, I think I would have done him a favour.
« Last Edit: July 10, 2016, 09:50:54 am by Cunning Punt »

Offline dubhcarr

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She looked like a fuck doll and acted like one, though a fuck doll would probably have had more life.

great line...........

and by the sound of it better value?

Offline CheeseBoard

Ive been looking to line up a punt since returning from Thailand and Bella has been coming up again and again in my searches.  Reading your review CP I would most certainly have come away disappointed so thanks very much for your review.  You've covered all of what I was looking for.

I will avoid and thanks again for the detailed review  :thumbsup:

CB

Offline fartknocker

I made a booking Friday evening to see Bella on Saturday at 1000. I arrived early so parked in Morrison's car park and took a stroll to the location. When I called her number, there was a 'this person is not available' message. I tried again and again (7 times!), still no response.
So I thought I'd try Eli's number, and after the 2nd call she replied and said yes, Bella was there and gave me the house no. I was actually walking back to my car by then, so about turn. I hadn't realised how long I'd been waiting, it was almost 1030!! When I met Bella (or Eli!) she said she'd had no calls, but it was definitely the right number. The punt was quite good with nice fk, there was a lot of eye contact (beautiful eyes) throughout owo, mish, anal ( she really does push back in the doggy position) and cim, It would've been okay but for the shenanigans at the start. I must agree that the two girls have to be one and the same.

Offline Cunning Punt

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I noticed after my punt, the tel no on Wonder Bella's profile had changed so it seems she changes her number.

Sounds like you enjoyed your punt with her more than I did - YMMV as they say, so feel free to do a separate review rather than add a positive/neutral experience (for you) to a negative review.

Offline fartknocker

Do you know what stops me doing a review? I've done it in the past but I cannot add the link. I've done what I'm advised, but all I get is a copy and not a hyperlink. Some guys can be quite forthright in bringing this to my notice.

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I'm assuming you're doing this via phone, which can throw things up the spout.

Don't let it stop you doing a review. If you can't manage it, just say "I can't add links" in the review as others have, and then click on 'report post' and let Admin know you can't add the link and include it.

However, I'm sure there is a way to do it and that it will work if you just copy the link from one of our reviews and then paste it in when you start your own review.

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Thanks, I have the same problem with phone and laptop. Your suggestion of copying the link from another review is good.
I'll try it next time!
I imagine that me being an official old fart doesn't help!!