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Offline Matium

I should have said that I presume, judging from the age of the women on the Vintage Vamps, Secret Boudoir and Judy's websites, that they are are married mothers or grandmothers. They are certainly mature women, milfs and gilfs.

Offline softlad

I should have said that I presume, judging from the age of the women on the Vintage Vamps, Secret Boudoir and Judy's websites, that they are are married mothers or grandmothers. They are certainly mature women, milfs and gilfs.

We know for sure one of the Oldies off V.V. is a grandmother, because she had her cover blown last week,
being related to the X factor contestant.

Offline Jimmyredcab

We know for sure one of the Oldies off V.V. is a grandmother, because she had her cover blown last week,
being related to the X factor contestant.

Just because the ladies are ancient it does not mean they are married, they could be widows or divorced --- not that it really matters anyway. ;)

Offline Lucy chambers

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Wanyang and Jimmy...The Sequel. I think you two should have a truce  :)

Offline Wayang

Wanyang and Jimmy...The Sequel. I think you two should have a truce  :)

I guess you are right.  I alreday know my penis is bigger than his.

But how high can you piss up a wall? 

More topically with the week's weather, when you write your name in the snow, can you accurately dot the i's and cross the t's?

;-)

AFoAF

Offline Wayang

Can't do snow writing - it freezes my knob unless I stand on a chair. and that is dodgy in the  snow.


Offline Lucy chambers

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But how high can you piss up a wall? 

More topically with the week's weather, when you write your name in the snow, can you accurately dot the i's and cross the t's?

;-)

AFoAF

Yes.
« Last Edit: December 01, 2010, 09:40:29 AM by Lucy chambers »

ATTA GIRL

With that kind of pelvic control, I must book you soon (but, oddly, not for WS!)

AFoAF

Offline Strawberry

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Just because the ladies are ancient it does not mean they are married, they could be widows or divorced --- not that it really matters anyway. ;)

Or they might have simply never married. It's often expected that I'm married, or at least divorced with several children at my ripe old age of 35. Quelle surprise I simply haven't. Do I qualify for spinster status yet?

Offline Matium

You'll qualify when you start wearing a black shawl and take up knitting, Strawberry!

Also to be a true spinster you need to live with a cat!

 :D
« Last Edit: December 02, 2010, 09:41:24 AM by Matium »

Offline Strawberry

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Ohhh, I'd love a cat just not sure how it would go down with clients.

Offline Wayang

Thought you had a pussy.

OK - I will go and sit on the naughty step

Ohhh, I'd love a cat just not sure how it would go down with clients.

Achoo!

AFoAF


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