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cockneybstrd

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There are no good Romanians, that is a contradiction in terms.

However I've found emailing them Brexit seems to annoy them.  :yahoo: :yahoo:

Makes you come across a bit like RamRodRonnie

Offline hotblondie28

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Hello Diehard, I don't see the connection.  I've never tried to out anyone.
If you read my posts on Saafe or uke, I post only when I have something useful to say.
I don't tar everybody with the same brush and I always say what I  think which makes me an honest person .
I have plenty of satisfied clients and my phone is as busy as I needed to be.
I'm not here to argue but to get informed and to try to inform the punters about the reason why I've blocked so many.
Thank you for reading:)

Offline Azucar D Artagnan

There are no good Romanians, that is a contradiction in terms.

However I've found emailing them Brexit seems to annoy them.  :yahoo: :yahoo:

Sergei is livid about it ! To get a UK citizenship he is going to have to show his 6 years of tax returns  :yahoo: :dance: :lol:

Offline Marmalade

An honest excuse might be:

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I don't return calls because I'm a cunt. That's why I'm a pro$$ie. My cuntflaps are attached to legs and a computer and I can spell 'escort' so I want an occasional idiot to sponsor my laziness. "kisskiss" and fuck you"


Diehard

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Makes you come across a bit like RamRodRonnie

You will have to elaborate as to what ramrodronnie means?

Diehard

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Hello Diehard, I don't see the connection.  I've never tried to out anyone.
If you read my posts on Saafe or uke, I post only when I have something useful to say.
I don't tar everybody with the same brush and I always say what I  think which makes me an honest person .
I have plenty of satisfied clients and my phone is as busy as I needed to be.
I'm not here to argue but to get informed and to try to inform the punters about the reason why I've blocked so many.
Thank you for reading:)

If you are Romanian there is no need to block anyone as most sane punters steer clear of Romanians . None of you are honest.

Nigel farage stated a year or so ago that 95 per cent of Romanians were engaged in criminal behaviour in this country, so doesn't inspire confidence in Romanian hookers and their pimps does it!

So you will forgive me if I question your need to block anyone

Offline Marmalade

Hello Diehard, I don't see the connection.  I've never tried to out anyone.
If you read my posts on Saafe or uke, I post only when I have something useful to say.
I don't tar everybody with the same brush and I always say what I  think which makes me an honest person .
I have plenty of satisfied clients and my phone is as busy as I needed to be.
I'm not here to argue but to get informed and to try to inform the punters about the reason why I've blocked so many.
Thank you for reading:)

You should have applied the same philosophy here ffs.

Just out of interest, are you the fat hotblondie28 in Bristol doing massage cos no-one wants to shag you?

Ben4454

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Well spotted that Hotblondie GFE is Sexy Janet GFE.  :thumbsup: I didn't compare public galleries.  :blush:
Anyway that's burst my bubble  :cry: just goes to show that even so called decent prossies can have a shit attitude to their punters.  :dash: A worthwhile reminder to us all.  :hi:

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Hot Blondie --- you mention on your blog that you're not a prostitute but an escort. Could you explain to the room what makes a escort (you) different from a prostitute?

Secondly - There are a few inconsistencies with your services list. In your blog you state that OWO is not available as it is a personal thing yet on your adultwork profile/front page of website claim that it is available?

Not trying to be harsh but it is best to be upfront with punters instead of reeling in potential clients with inaccurate information. I take it you went the 'copy and paste' route and did not bother to read its contents. Punters like me read inbetween the lines of such actions.



« Last Edit: July 07, 2016, 05:21:32 pm by Ben4454 »

Offline Marmalade

I would spend a lot more on prostitutes if they vould just simplify the reliability feature. If I call in at the grocer's, I know I can buy milk unless the sky falls in. If I order a book from Amazon I know it will arrive unless the postmen are killed by terrorists. If I phone a prostitute on adultwork, there's only a small chance that she will answer, reply, mean what she says, provide the services she's offered at a reasonable time that I want them, and not be a total fucking pain.

If prostitutes mostly ran their businesses like any other decent person maybe I'd stop calling them mostly useless cunts.

Offline Marmalade

Well spotted that Hotblondie GFE is Sexy Janet GFE.  :thumbsup: I didn't compare public galleries.  :blush:
Anyway that's burst my bubble  :cry: just goes to show that even so called decent prossies can have a shit attitude to their punters.  :dash: A worthwhile reminder to us all.  :hi:

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Thanks for that. I stand corrected. Not a Bristol bitchykins but a fat old slag from Birmingham.  :hi:

mikexxlong

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I would spend a lot more on prostitutes if they vould just simplify the reliability feature. If I call in at the grocer's, I know I can buy milk unless the sky falls in. If I order a book from Amazon I know it will arrive unless the postmen are killed by terrorists. If I phone a prostitute on adultwork, there's only a small chance that she will answer, reply, mean what she says, provide the services she's offered at a reasonable time that I want them, and not be a total fucking pain.

If prostitutes mostly ran their businesses like any other decent person maybe I'd stop calling them mostly useless cunts.

 :thumbsup:

Offline Marmalade

You'd think that when they actually appear at an appointment they've finished their excuses. But you'd be wrong.

A prossie always likes to be 'one step ahead.' So she has to get rid of you quickly so she can go back to being a lazy cow.

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Offline punk

If you want a guranteed meet use agencies.

Although with the UK coming out of the EU expect a lot of agencies to drop out as they cannot employ EU members when we leave the EU.

I hate to say this but expect expensive punting when we Brexit. We will be another Australia and Switzerland. A lot of born-bred English prossies with cuntish attitudes and over inflated egos due to demand.

Save this quote - i'll be coming back to it in 3 years  :music:

jump on a plane to Germany.No problem.

Offline HappyandLucky

jump on a plane to Germany.No problem.
Depends on how the migration points system goes. If decent prossies get extra points like for example a  Doctor, then we will be balls deep. They just have to have a Phd in services  :hi:

Offline punk

Depends on how the migration points system goes. If decent prossies get extra points like for example a  Doctor, then we will be balls deep. They just have to have a Phd in services  :hi:

Thats a point. When the € collapses. There be flooding through the tunnel.

Offline Marmalade

Depends on how the migration points system goes. If decent prossies get extra points like for example a  Doctor, then we will be balls deep. They just have to have a Phd in services  :hi:

Actually the German FKKs I'd say, though I have less experience of them than some regular Germany posters on the forum, mostly offer quite a reliable service, even if there are attempts at extra charges and so on (I've no idea about their indies and indies' reliability there though, so it is not  quite comparing like for like). I'm not as massive a fan of Germany as many, not because they don't do a good service but for me it's always so humourless, and about as disconnectedly efficient as changing the oil in your car. Germany could do a lot more instead of treating it as a 'problem' that they have partially 'tackled.'

I'm in favour of decriminalisation, not legalisation. Leave them to run their own business, encourage them to start paying tax without spending millions of existing tax-payers money trying to enforce it (I'd even be in favour of tax-breaks seeing as it would be a new start up as far as legit business is concerned). But something has to happen to calm the waters, make them feel safe and able to call on the police and other services without bias, recriminations, the same as for anyone else, and only then start having some sort of opt-in registry. A prossie could have a quality star as someone who does a good reliable and decent service, with the threat of it being removed if there was enough evidence to suggest that her standards were slipping.

It would benefit punters and prossies alike, help to reassure the public, allow the police to concentrate on serious crime rather than interfering with what people do with their own bodies, make it easier to provide appropriate public services both for health issues and for assistance if a prossie wants to move to a different occupation. In other words, ticks all the boxes.

MrXYZ987

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Nigel farage stated a year or so ago that 95 per cent of Romanians were engaged in criminal behaviour in this country, so doesn't inspire confidence in Romanian hookers and their pimps does it!


You on about the same lazy, smarmy cunt who cba to stand up for our fishermans rights even though he was a member of the fisheries commision (1 meeting attended out of a possible 42). And now we've voted leave he's decided to walk away and let others sort out the "divorce", really committed to the cause isn't he ?

Wouldn't believe one word he says frankly.



Offline Marmalade

Stop-motion needed to see how quickly a prossie discards polite requests ...

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Technique demonstration courtesy of Zara Larsson, singer

Offline Mr_Shins

I guess for me some stop responding when they know they are not interested in doing the activities I am after.

The new profile ones on AW often simply don't reply to messages on it. I wonder if that is their main means of communication, but sometimes they do login and simply don't reply to my messages even if they are "read".


Offline Mr_Shins

    Out    Email    04/07/2016 22:58:11    Crazy Sandra (0) View Profile    Hi, welcome to AdultWork    05/07/2016 10:13:36       

New profile, 0 feedback, email sent 4th July at 22:58, read 5th July at 10:13, not replied to by morning of 10th July.

Is she on here to get business or not? 0 feedback suggests anyone else messaging her for a booking got a similar lack of response.

Offline AgedCases

The worst is when they cancel 5 minutes before the punt. Why?

Offline Marmalade

The worst is when they cancel 5 minutes before the punt. Why?

Probably means you're lucky.   :D :D :D 

She could've just switched her phone off and hidden in the bathroom, getting drunk, watching Eastenders on her iPad, or moaning on saafe about 'time-wasting' punters who expect her to be "always available." If she hasn't fallen into a coma and happens to remember you're booking, the next half hour will be spent in tangled mind-bending logic to prove to herself that it was 'your fault.'  :cool:

Meanwhile all the neighbours are wondering what sort of pervert you are: standing on someone's doorstop, phoning them when they won't let you in. Hopefully you nanage to leave before someone calls the police. :rolleyes:

Prossies:
positive  :kissgirl: (cock-flavoured kiss)
neutral   :unknown:  emptied the sack
negative  :bomb:  :crazy:   :wacko:  normal crazy whacko

Offline Marmalade

It could be a separate thread "Reasons why prossies cancel a booking without any reason".

(Genuine reasons being an optional extra)

Common lies:

He was rude
He asked for things not on my likes list
I got a bad feeling about him
I didn't confirm the booking as I was fully booked
I informed him that I was not available that day
I didn't receive any text from him
I didn't receive any call from him
My mother was taken into hospital
My dad was taken into hospital
My period started suddenly and I sent him a polite text explaining the situation which he refused to accept.

i.e. Pro$$ies are good at thinking up lies.
(If you didn't know, should you really be punting??)

Their level two lies include:

Look at my feedback, as you can see, I have many satisfied customers
I am always honest -- politeness costs nothing -- unfortunately not all punters respect this
I offer a professional service
I always honour bookings unless there's an emergency -- just ask any of my satisfied clients

(Remember the old adage: there is no such thing as a woman losing an argument: if she appears to have lost, that is merely the start of a new argument. i.e. best not to argue with the cunts: just deal with it!  :cool: )

 :hi:

JupitersBurning

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"If they are under 30
If they are obese"

Sounds like a delightful WG I contacted the other day. I remember that conversation fondly. I called her out on her bullshit, she told me I was rude and none of her other punters had a problem with her prying. I told her that her punters were gullible and she doesn't know how to do her job.

That was a good day.

oring123

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It could be a separate thread "Reasons why prossies cancel a booking without any reason".

(Genuine reasons being an optional extra)

Common lies:

He was rude
He asked for things not on my likes list
I got a bad feeling about him
I didn't confirm the booking as I was fully booked
I informed him that I was not available that day
I didn't receive any text from him
I didn't receive any call from him
My mother was taken into hospital
My dad was taken into hospital
My period started suddenly and I sent him a polite text explaining the situation which he refused to accept.

i.e. Pro$$ies are good at thinking up lies.
(If you didn't know, should you really be punting??)

Their level two lies include:

Look at my feedback, as you can see, I have many satisfied customers
I am always honest -- politeness costs nothing -- unfortunately not all punters respect this
I offer a professional service
I always honour bookings unless there's an emergency -- just ask any of my satisfied clients

(Remember the old adage: there is no such thing as a woman losing an argument: if she appears to have lost, that is merely the start of a new argument. i.e. best not to argue with the cunts: just deal with it!  :cool: )

 :hi:
add he asked too many questions like(one)

Chuckman

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Also add:

The landlord came around unexpectedly
Workmen are taking longer than expected
I didn't have any credit on my phone to let you know
Forgot I had a booking with you
I was feeling to ill to let you know (read hungover)

Offline Marmalade

Or the classic "I don't need an excuse" .....

"sorry babe"  :wacko:

Brunettelover

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Anyone have a link to this trashazn?

bigmanbigman

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How about this one below

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Brunettelover

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Offline Mr_Shins

They do have this at SAAFE:

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(That link may get blocked on here).

But the topic is "How not to book an escort,world championships!"

I actually do find it hard to know what to put in the first message when I want to book, but mainly because I want to arrange a fetish-based session.

Finding women who really understand what fetish-based and mild to medium BDSM means and are also willing to do it is quite tricky. Also the fact that I like this to take place as roleplay or part of a "date". They find it hard to understand the concept of "dress normal, like women on the street", and I get a lot of responses of not appearing to have any normal clothes (at least nothing I like).

I've had a number of unread no-response mail messages sent out on A/W.