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Author Topic: Reasons not to reply to a punter: The direful excuses of prostitutes  (Read 5016 times)

Offline Marmalade

Let's face it, if you are living like the dregs, your ego might also have an urge to find ways of feeling half human and better than 9 out of 20 other people

Why do you think prossies don't return calls?
Smelly armpits? Not shaved?

Or just because the "lady" is a cunt?  :D



This is from a SAAFE thread called HOW MANY BOOKINGS DO YOU TURN AWAY?


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I would say I turn away about half.
:dancegirl:

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Loads!! A lot more than I accept, usually because they are being vague or any little thing will put me off them
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If they ask my prices
if they ask my services
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What do you say as a turn away?
 I usually say " I think I'm booked out and waiting on a couple of confirmations" but they persist ...

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Every single guy who has called me hun has been a timewaster
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Lots
I agree every time I hear babe, hun, sexy, sweetheart, darling, sweetie, madam, miss etc my back goes up and I won't book theme
f they text me more than once after booking I cancel.
If they ask me what time is my last booking
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I turn down a lot of people based on their initial communication if I don't like the tone
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Out of every 10 contacts I get (whether email, text or call) I probably only see 1 person.

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I turn away 9 out of 10 enquiries for various reasons... This would be a normal day on the phone for me.
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I turn away more than half of those who inquire.
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I will turn down anyone who says anything stupid
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I also turn away anyone who asks me if I have an outfit/offer a service that I don't.
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If they are under 30.
If they are obese.

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I only take 40% of my calls. And I'm totally fine with it.
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"but what do you say....?"
Sorry I'm not available and then save their number.
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I usually ask them a few questions kind of like a script and if they answer 2 of them in a way that I don't like I hang up without even letting them carry on the conversation.

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I turn away 9 out of 10 folk.

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I`m proud to have blocked over 1700
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I turn away 9 out of 10 enquiries for various reasons
I turn away loads, the list would be endless as to why

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Offline ickydicky

Banning reason: Previously banned (stevieshake)

LMAO, we always knew how deluded prossies are but this made my sides split laughing about the height of their ivory towers.

Offline Jimmyredcab

I try not to read Saafe, full of nasty, bitter old cunts.     :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi:

No offence meant.   

Offline oring123

Reasions for a no (answer )
Car .kids.unwell.booked up.you ask too many question s.you ask for a discount price thst i forgot i offered you. Too tired .double book .hotel not ready .i am not ready .wrong time of month .family'
Emergency . fell unwell.some one died !
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Offline James999

A pro$$ie turning away bookings (Without a history / legitimate reason) is the same as a pro$$ie that pays proper tax, i.e It doesn't happen, it's just bluster and boasting between pro$$ies, in the same way they say they don't discount their rates  :sarcastic:

Offline itk

Bitter, deluded cunts. They'd soon change their attitude when the phone becomes dusty.

Offline Marmalade

A pro$$ie turning away bookings (Without a history / legitimate reason) is the same as a pro$$ie that pays proper tax, i.e It doesn't happen, it's just bluster and boasting between pro$$ies, in the same way they say they don't discount their rates  :sarcastic:

That's correct. I had a laugh when I saw 'milfs' writing that they turn away 9 out a ten a day. I guess that relates to the 18yr old photo of their dreams. These ugly old dusty phone cunts are lucky if they hear the damn thing ringing once a week. Do they think 'god' is filtering their calls? Maybe 'rejecting' as 'unsuitable' normal punters that want a decent fit young bird that has the decency to lift the fucking receiver?

Ahhhhh but I'm not bitter.  :cool:

Offline nike

A pro$$ie turning away bookings (Without a history / legitimate reason) is the same as a pro$$ie that pays proper tax, i.e It doesn't happen, it's just bluster and boasting between pro$$ies, in the same way they say they don't discount their rates  :sarcastic:

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I think NO 11 . is missing a trick here. Legalise prostitution, bet quite a few of the wgs claim benefits, gets them off the books, reduces unemployment. Get H.M.R.C. undercover , getting evidence against the wgs and getting them to pay tax. I'll do the undercover work for minimum wages, as long as they pay my expenses. :hi:

That will reduce the budget deficit by a shed load.   :unknown: :hi:

Offline Plato

I've been punting very regularly for 20 years and can only remember one instance where a WG initially confirmed the booking, and then texted almost immediately afterwards to say she had to cancel.

I doubt they set the bar very high (they're happy to see me after all) so there are either a lot of nutters / kids calling them, or a lot of WG's like to make out they're very popular.

Offline hexohm

, or a lot of WG's like to make out they're very popular.

Nail on the head!

Offline RedKettle

you are being unfair - why not believe them??

I have countless propositions from very attractive young civvie women every week but I turn down 9 out of 10 of them and pay a WG instead  :drinks: :D

Anything I read on that site I take with a pinch of sea salt especially when tha evil  fucking dog tight young ebony aka designer whore  is a senior member over there :hi:

Offline fairfield

A pro$$ie turning away bookings (Without a history / legitimate reason) is the same as a pro$$ie that pays proper tax, i.e It doesn't happen, it's just bluster and boasting between pro$$ies, in the same way they say they don't discount their rates  :sarcastic:
Sorry, James we have a completely different experience. When trying to arrange a booking, have met up to 4 knockbacks from 5.

I love this post - thanks Marmalade. Made me realize its not a personal thing - just pathetic inadequates nastily boosting their own ego at my expense.

'Favourite' knockback was after WG asked for clarification of heavy boob play. "WHAT," she screeched, "You an ol' man wanna suck MY tits!!" the phone went dead. At least she was more honest than so many of her ilk.

Offline Gspotter

SAAFE and UKP are two extremes and I would say the real world is somewhere in between.
Yes, there is a very real safety element when working as a prostitute and they are entitled to not take a booking if they feel something is not right.
There are many timewasters out there who like to call up prostitutes and abuse them without any serious intention of a booking. As long as you behave honestly and respectfully with a WG as you would in any other business transaction you're unlikely to have a problem.
At the end of the day, if a WG turns down lots of bookings, she is not going to make any money. If she is financially comfortable with turning down 9 out of 10, that's her decision. 
Banning reason: Slagging off UKP members

Offline oring123

And i didnt reply because i blocked/band you
Banning reason: Previously banned (306)

"I didn't reply because I wasn't working"

What, for a fucking fortnight?  Maybe your next career path would be in Santa's grotto, seeing as you only work 10 days a year.

This doesn’t surprise me one bit

At lot of people considered bottom of the barrel, the dregs of society
Develop a twisted logic, a tendency to pervert innocent activities or objects .
into something negative, to fit their own warped sense of ideals/ decency/reality

Any petty excuse to act like someone is in the wrong, not doing something in the correct manner,
just generally victimizing anyone they can at any opportunity , just so they can feel superior over them;

I reckon a lot of pro$$ie’s have Deep seated self-loathing and obviously detest what they do,
But they just can’t resist that money and maybe it makes them feel more dominate over others,
in that they have persons paying to be in their “company” and (generally speaking) have a higher income than most

Offline fairfield

SAAFE and UKP are two extremes ....
As long as you behave honestly and respectfully with a WG as you would in any other business transaction you're unlikely to have a problem....
Sorry, Gspot, we're gonna have to agree to disagree again.
Really wish i was punting in your world. But in my sad existence there's only a cat in hells chance of a WG reciprocating 'honesty and respect.'
Not seen Safe and one visit to UKE scared the pants off me - but no way do i consider UKP "extreme." Have you read any of the numerous glowing reviews on AW of crap WG's - they stretch the truth to infinity and beyond. Now that really is extreme.     


What does UKE mean? UKE is short for www.UKEscorting.com



I reckon a lot of pro$$ie’s have Deep seated self-loathing and obviously detest what they do,
But they just can’t resist that money and maybe it makes them feel more dominate over others,
in that they have persons paying to be in their “company” and (generally speaking) have a higher income than most

swap out prossie for punter and sex for money and that sounds like what some old hag on saafe may say about punters


swap out prossie for punter and sex for money and that sounds like what some old hag on saafe may say about punters

Well they fucking would, wouldn’t they :sarcastic:

Offline Ben4454


If you want a guranteed meet use agencies.

Although with the UK coming out of the EU expect a lot of agencies to drop out as they cannot employ EU members when we leave the EU.

I hate to say this but expect expensive punting when we Brexit. We will be another Australia and Switzerland. A lot of born-bred English prossies with cuntish attitudes and over inflated egos due to demand.

Save this quote - i'll be coming back to it in 3 years  :music:

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If you want a guranteed meet use agencies.

Although with the UK coming out of the EU expect a lot of agencies to drop out as they cannot employ EU members when we leave the EU.

I hate to say this but expect expensive punting when we Brexit. We will be another Australia and Switzerland. A lot of born-bred English prossies with cuntish attitudes and over inflated egos due to demand.

Save this quote - i'll be coming back to it in 3 years  :music:

Hold on, brexiters will tell you this - now you will earn better money because of brexit so you could pay more for punting  :D

Offline James999

I think NO 11 . is missing a trick here. Legalise prostitution,

It looks like you who's missing a trick, they don't need to legalise prostitution as it's not illegal  :dash:


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