Author Topic: The most hilarious profile i've seen for donkeys (Read 3168 times)

webpunter · « **on:** July 04, 2016, 10:36:54 pm »

twihardbabe2016 External Link/Members Only No name on the profile. I reckon Derek

Can some klevver UKP'err please wazz up some pics for posterity - b4 the profile evaporates. So we can all have a laarf. The 'pussy' shots are epic

nestor · « **Reply #1 on:** July 04, 2016, 10:47:05 pm »

Quote from: webpunter on July 04, 2016, 10:36:54 pm

twihardbabe2016 External Link/Members Only No name on the profile. I reckon Derek
Can some klevver UKP'err please wazz up some pics for posterity - b4 the profile evaporates. So we can all have a laarf. The 'pussy' shots are epic

cheapest sex change I've ever seen. Looks like a product of the Betty Hubbard clinic?
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uutarn · « **Reply #2 on:** July 04, 2016, 10:49:10 pm »

I CAN'T UNSEE!!!!

This made me giggle: Q. do u allow filming A. Yes I do but theres a extra twenty pound

The grammar out of this world

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Ben4454 · « **Reply #3 on:** July 04, 2016, 10:56:27 pm »

This HAS to be the 'pissed off girlfriend profile'

cockneybstrd · « **Reply #4 on:** July 05, 2016, 12:02:04 am »

That's old meatloaf from the worst escort picture thread.

She is real dead ringer for a geezer. In fact I think there were about a dozen loaf puns on that thread alone

nestor · « **Reply #5 on:** July 05, 2016, 12:51:09 am »

thats really a girl?
ye gods

Vivago · « **Reply #6 on:** July 05, 2016, 01:37:31 am »

Quote from: webpunter on July 04, 2016, 10:36:54 pm

Can some klevver UKP'err please wazz up some pics for posterity - b4 the profile evaporates. So we can all have a laarf. The 'pussy' shots are epic

That is one weird and nasty looking gash.

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FilthyMarkuz · « **Reply #7 on:** July 05, 2016, 02:44:25 pm »

Check out her field reports. Blatantly written by herself, in both she mentions "girl next door type" lol, more like fat builder weirdo next door.

ickydicky · « **Reply #8 on:** July 05, 2016, 02:50:28 pm »

face

tits

pussy

profile

Bangers and Gash · « **Reply #9 on:** July 05, 2016, 03:09:04 pm »

One for HP's hotlist.

Madone1 · « **Reply #10 on:** July 05, 2016, 03:14:08 pm »

Quote from: Vivago on July 05, 2016, 01:37:31 am

That is one weird and nasty looking gash.

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The definition of the word axe wound it looks like a close up of a popped zit.

od13218 · « **Reply #11 on:** July 05, 2016, 03:22:19 pm »

Already nominated on worst escort pic challenge thread! She is certainly, er, unforgettable...

wannabe · « **Reply #12 on:** July 05, 2016, 07:39:21 pm »

When I saw the title of this post, I interpreted it in a completely different way! Thank God its not what I was expecting.

ickydicky · « **Reply #13 on:** July 05, 2016, 07:43:44 pm »

only a donkey would fuck that pussy

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #14 on:** July 05, 2016, 09:10:56 pm »

I posted this on the Worst Escort Picture Challenge thread ages ago and it has been posted again recently.

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raylondoner · « **Reply #15 on:** July 05, 2016, 09:12:55 pm »

I would love to suck on that, NOT!

S.X. MacHine · « **Reply #16 on:** July 05, 2016, 11:12:06 pm »

It says in the Gallery 'Pussy Shot'. Who fucking shot it?

Ben4454 · « **Reply #17 on:** July 06, 2016, 12:32:02 am »

Quote from: Vivago on July 05, 2016, 01:37:31 am

That is one weird and nasty looking gash.

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Looks like some kind of radioactive venus flytrap. Wouldn't want your cock in there!

Ali Katt · « **Reply #18 on:** July 06, 2016, 12:41:02 am »

Quote from: Madone1 on July 05, 2016, 03:14:08 pm

The definition of the word axe wound it looks like a close up of a popped zit.

I said it looks like Mount Vesuvius, or one of those clay volcanoes.

Credit where it's due big pair of tits, cheaper prices than most and I bet she bangs like a farmhouse door in a gale.

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mr small · « **Reply #19 on:** July 06, 2016, 12:48:04 am »

Credit where it's due big pair of tits, cheaper prices than most and I bet she bangs like a farmhouse door in a gale.

Almost puked at that thought

nike · « **Reply #20 on:** July 06, 2016, 01:28:10 am »

Essex girl just doesn't seem the same anymore.

She also states that she is a size 16 but average body size ???

or maybe referring to it as a girl is just wrong.

Maybe the title to the thread was more literal than we imagined,

itsmydrug · « **Reply #21 on:** July 06, 2016, 01:41:03 am »

So come on who is going to take one for the team ? There must be at least one depraved member man enough

May i also be the first to add a fiver into the kitty to buy THAT man a beer

Vivago · « **Reply #22 on:** July 06, 2016, 02:03:11 am »

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webpunter · « **Reply #23 on:** July 06, 2016, 08:18:18 am »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on July 05, 2016, 09:10:56 pm

I posted this on the Worst Escort Picture Challenge thread ages ago and it has been posted again recently.

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Quote from: webpunter on Yesterday at 10:36:54 pm

With the WEPC thread on god knows how many pages i missed this. Apologies. Of course i didn't have the benefit of lifting the profile off my HL

will-ow · « **Reply #24 on:** July 07, 2016, 10:47:47 am »

BB for a extra tenner? Mmmmmmm. ...no......

Ellroy44 · « **Reply #25 on:** July 07, 2016, 06:53:56 pm »

My fucking eyes!!!!

Ellroy44 · « **Reply #26 on:** July 07, 2016, 06:54:45 pm »

So who's gonna TOFTT??

Nowandagain5 · « **Reply #27 on:** July 07, 2016, 07:00:11 pm »

That's not TOFTTing that's attempted suicide!

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Author Topic: The most hilarious profile i've seen for donkeys (Read 3168 times)

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