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Author Topic: The most hilarious profile i've seen for donkeys  (Read 2151 times)

Online webpunter

twihardbabe2016   https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=3529086 No name on the profile. I reckon Derek  :sarcastic:
Can some klevver UKP'err please wazz up some pics for posterity - b4 the profile evaporates.  So we can all have a laarf.  The 'pussy' shots are epic   :scare:

Offline nestor

twihardbabe2016   https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=3529086 No name on the profile. I reckon Derek  :sarcastic:
Can some klevver UKP'err please wazz up some pics for posterity - b4 the profile evaporates.  So we can all have a laarf.  The 'pussy' shots are epic   :scare:

cheapest sex change I've ever seen. Looks like a product of the Betty Hubbard clinic?
see http://s153139690.websitehome.co.uk/betty.htm
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Offline uutarn

I CAN'T UNSEE!!!!

This made me giggle: Q. do u allow filming   A. Yes I do but theres a extra twenty pound

The grammar out of this world :D.

Offline Ben4454


This HAS to be the 'pissed off girlfriend profile'
Banning reason: Ignored admin warning after temporary banning and signed up to malicious troll anti-UKP site

That's old meatloaf from the worst escort picture  thread.

She is real dead ringer for a geezer. In fact I think there were about a dozen loaf puns on that thread alone


Offline nestor

thats really a girl?
ye gods
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Offline Vivago

Can some klevver UKP'err please wazz up some pics for posterity - b4 the profile evaporates.  So we can all have a laarf.  The 'pussy' shots are epic   :scare:

That is one weird and nasty looking gash. :scare:


Offline FilthyMarkuz

Check out her field reports. Blatantly written by herself, in both she mentions "girl next door type" lol, more like fat builder weirdo next door.  :hi:
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Offline ickydicky

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Offline Madone1

That is one weird and nasty looking gash. :scare:



The definition of the word axe wound it looks like a close up of a popped zit.

Offline od13218

Already nominated on worst escort pic challenge thread! She is certainly, er, unforgettable...

Offline wannabe

When I saw the title of this post, I interpreted it in a completely different way! Thank God its not what I was expecting.

Offline ickydicky

only a donkey would fuck that pussy
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I posted this on the Worst Escort Picture Challenge thread ages ago and it has been posted again recently.

Re: The worst escort picture challenge
« Reply #5092 on: Today at 01:57:32 am »
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Quote from: webpunter on Yesterday at 10:36:54 pm

Offline raylondoner

I would love to suck on that, NOT!

It says in the Gallery 'Pussy Shot'. Who fucking shot it?

Offline Ben4454

That is one weird and nasty looking gash. :scare:



Looks like some kind of radioactive venus flytrap. Wouldn't want your cock in there!
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Offline Ali Katt

The definition of the word axe wound it looks like a close up of a popped zit.
I said it looks like Mount Vesuvius, or one of those clay volcanoes.

Credit where it's due big pair of tits, cheaper prices than most and I bet she bangs like a farmhouse door in a gale.



Offline mr small



Credit where it's due big pair of tits, cheaper prices than most and I bet she bangs like a farmhouse door in a gale.

Almost puked at that thought  :vomit:

Offline nike

Essex girl just doesn't seem the same anymore. :bomb:
She also states that she is a size 16 but average body size ??? :wackogirl: or maybe referring to it as a girl is just wrong. :yahoo:

Maybe the title to the thread was more literal than we imagined, :unknown:
« Last Edit: July 06, 2016, 01:30:31 AM by nike »

Offline itsmydrug

So come on who is going to take one for the team ? There must be at least one depraved member man enough  :scare: May i also be the first to add a fiver into the kitty to buy THAT man a beer  :hi:

Offline Vivago

« Last Edit: July 06, 2016, 02:04:26 AM by Vivago »

Online webpunter

I posted this on the Worst Escort Picture Challenge thread ages ago and it has been posted again recently.

Re: The worst escort picture challenge
« Reply #5092 on: Today at 01:57:32 am »
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Quote from: webpunter on Yesterday at 10:36:54 pm
With the WEPC thread on god knows how many pages i missed this.  Apologies.  Of course i didn't have the benefit of lifting the profile off my HL  :sarcastic:  :lol:

Offline will-ow

BB for a extra tenner? Mmmmmmm. ...no......


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