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    Author Topic: Emily Lane- Langley  (Read 852 times)


    6 review(s) for EmilyLane xx (4 positive, 2 neutral, 0 negative)


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    Latest round of reviews. Going to keep these short and sweet. Ratings/scores based on personal preferences.

    Needed to see a young hotty to restore my faith in punting and thought Emily would fit the bill.
    Cannot remember if I paid 1hr/£130 or £140. I do know that she had dropped her rate by a tenner that week and that helped nudge the choice of WG in her favour.

    Comms 3.5/5 All by text. She was running a bit late, which was fine as I was too.
    No help offered on where to park. I spent 5mins checking all the signs in the development to make sure it was ok to park there. Last thing I want is a ticket.
    Venue 3.5/5 Nice enough serviced flats in Langley. Bed was a bit too soft.
    Face 4.5/5 Naturally pretty with lovely eyes, but she has overdone the face make-up.
    Body 4.5/5 Did not shave her legs, but it wasn’t a big deal for me. Enhanced but very well done boobs. Pretty, slim (not stick slim) dark-haired polish girl in her 20’s. Above average height. Her figure was quite close to forum darling Dee’s. Obviously do not expect the exact girl in the glossy shots on her profile. It’s probably her but shots are way over-polished.
    Services taken part in: fk/kissing, RO, Sex, OWO.
    Services enjoyed: Sex, RO.

    Good English and not the usual EE accent, almost a bit chavvy. Throughout the punt she seemed pre-occupied. During mediocre kissing I opened my eyes to see she was staring at the wall or ceiling lol. No chance for round 2 as I just wasn’t feeling it.

    Perhaps I caught her on the wrong day as she seemed jaded. I will give her the benefit of the doubt and rate this as a neutral. No return for me. For the M25 area she is prob just ok, but she cannot compete with ladies in big cities who are charging similar prices.

    UPDATE: Just did a bit of research on UKP and found she has been working for a while. Most of her reviews/comments about her are positives, except for this one (from previous profile):
    https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=23636.msg347793;topicseen
    - seems to be the same girl. Hopefully your punt is better than mine if you decide to see her.

    Would I return? No.

    Offline Stiltskin

    I know what you mean about her accent, I thought she was English at first. I saw her last year and had a good time with her, mostly because I was in awe of her body and looks.

    I can easily believe that she's gotten jaded, as she seemed more interested in getting her other business going than being a WG. Maybe things aren't going too well and she resents having to do this still. Pity, as she's lovely to look at.

    I know what you mean about her accent, I thought she was English at first. I saw her last year and had a good time with her, mostly because I was in awe of her body and looks.

    I can easily believe that she's gotten jaded, as she seemed more interested in getting her other business going than being a WG. Maybe things aren't going too well and she resents having to do this still. Pity, as she's lovely to look at.


    Agree with you completely. I left the punt feeling sorry for her and a bit disappointed, which is not how they are supposed to make me feel after taking near enough 3 days of wages (after tax, NI, petrol etc.) from me! 

    As far as looks, there are many better lookers in any of the big cities in the UK.

    Offline Cunning Punt

    Thanks for the review, Tony, as this is a WG that I have been meaning to see.  :hi:

    However, I've been put off by the rather high rates. The other 2 reviews were positive but it is probably also indicative of a more neutral status that she has only 2 previous reviews and few comments other than that after working for some time.

    As you say, £80 is above average and £140 seems very overpriced - and she doesn't even do CIM.

    Offline rubric


    Agree with you completely. I left the punt feeling sorry for her and a bit disappointed, which is not how they are supposed to make me feel after taking near enough 3 days of wages

    IME she tends to go through cycles - she takes a break, comes back fresh and eager, and then after a few months she is jaded and everyone reports negatives/neutrals - and then she takes a break and the cycle repeats.






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