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Offline Marmalade

Ditto that on Derby - its a shit-tip.  Have been there on a few business overnighters.  There are some hotels on the business park on the opposite side of the train station so easy to walk across.  As far as parlours go the place is better than most - the jacuzzi room is nice for a soapy HJ with the burd between your legs with b2b afterwards.  I thought just HE on offer

Yeah the big hotel directly opposite the station is not bad. Decent rooms and being Derby they aren't charging the earth, More like a "thank you for getting off at the wrong stop." Plus the layout of the hotel means it's easy enough for the filthiest skank to sneak in for an outcall. I should know. Fucking unforgettable she was. Nik's ben there too. Great profile and happy little squint-eyed rake of a girl. Tight cunt on it.

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Offline NIK

London by a country mile. No contest. Many subjects are about personal opinions, but this is an objective fact that no one can logically dispute.
MK seems very good for its size, whilst Manchester is perhaps no 2.
There are certainly a lot of big cities which are crap. I can speak of Sheffield and Derby from personal experience (Nottingham is better than the pair of them together) whilst Leeds and Newcastle also seem decent, although I have no knowledge of them. Birmingham and particularly Liverpool appear poor, although again I have no personal experience.

Offline _Bender_

Ditto that on Derby - its a shit-tip.  Have been there on a few business overnighters.  There are some hotels on the business park on the opposite side of the train station so easy to walk across.  As far as parlours go the place is better than most - the jacuzzi room is nice for a soapy HJ with the burd between your legs with b2b afterwards.  I thought just HE on offer

I fucking live there!, it's my punting area and its shite except for a few good indies. In recent times I've been traveling 30 mins to an hour for a decent punt.

Offline RedKettle

London by a country mile. No contest. Many subjects are about personal opinions, but this is an objective fact that no one can logically dispute.
MK seems very good for its size, whilst Manchester is perhaps no 2.
There are certainly a lot of big cities which are crap. I can speak of Sheffield and Derby from personal experience (Nottingham is better than the pair of them together) whilst Leeds and Newcastle also seem decent, although I have no knowledge of them. Birmingham and particularly Liverpool appear poor, although again I have no personal experience.

I agree if you are looking for the best punting city it is London - but best punting city for a weekend might be elsewhere.  As discussed above you may only want 1 or 2 girls in that weekend and then something else to do, which for me would probably lead me away from London.

Offline Marmalade

London by a country mile. No contest. Many subjects are about personal opinions, but this is an objective fact that no one can logically dispute.
MK seems very good for its size, whilst Manchester is perhaps no 2.
There are certainly a lot of big cities which are crap. I can speak of Sheffield and Derby from personal experience (Nottingham is better than the pair of them together) whilst Leeds and Newcastle also seem decent, although I have no knowledge of them. Birmingham and particularly Liverpool appear poor, although again I have no personal experience.

I would tend to dispute it as "an objective fact". Finding a prossie, finding out what district she's in, finding out where that district is, then finding you have to get taxis there. And she charges London rates and if it's a blow out you have to go through the whole bloody rigmarole again.  :rolleyes: What a ridiculous carry on just for a shag. Gave that up for a laugh ages ago. Stick to parties if I'm stuck in London.

And to think I won't generally book a prossie in my home town unless she's walking distance. London? You gotta be fucking kidding.  :music: Those are what I would call objective facts and you have provided none. And I have logically not just disputed your assertion -- your opinion -- I have pretty well disembowelled it.

Offline Marmalade

I agree if you are looking for the best punting city it is London - but best punting city for a weekend might be elsewhere.  As discussed above you may only want 1 or 2 girls in that weekend and then something else to do, which for me would probably lead me away from London.

Exactly and the question was, what city to visit  :dash:

Offline NIK

I would tend to dispute it as "an objective fact". Finding a prossie, finding out what district she's in, finding out where that district is, then finding you have to get taxis there. And she charges London rates and if it's a blow out you have to go through the whole bloody rigmarole again.  :rolleyes: What a ridiculous carry on just for a shag. Gave that up for a laugh ages ago. Stick to parties if I'm stuck in London.

And to think I won't generally book a prossie in my home town unless she's walking distance. London? You gotta be fucking kidding.  :music: Those are what I would call objective facts and you have provided none. And I have logically not just disputed your assertion -- your opinion -- I have pretty well disembowelled it.

There is more choice in London than all the other cities put together.

Offline ickydicky

There is more choice in London than all the other cities put together.

but it is so fucking big. where would you stay. east london. south of the river. west. or west end. which is why a smaller more manageable to travel city may provide good choice for a visit. we got a few good ones in glasgow. and newcastle seems to provide us with some of our fav touring hoors. so mabye geordie land is worth a visit.
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Offline RedKettle

when I first punted in London I was just overwhelmed by the choice on AW - not helped by the fact that I do not really know London so often had no idea where the locations were anyway.

That was the reason I started using RBs - because I could put my location down and they would (big assumption) only bid if that was convenient to them.

If I was visiting a city for a weekend (with a cast iron excuse for the OH of course) I would probably go for one like Cardiff, Bristol or Edinburgh.  All nice places that I could happily spend the weekend in anyway but big enough to be able to find a girl or two.

Another good one would be York but from what I can tell I would struggle on the punting front there.

Offline Diehard

1. Nottingham
2. Manchester
3. Leicester


Worst is Birmingham.

Offline NIK

I agree if you are looking for the best punting city it is London - but best punting city for a weekend might be elsewhere.  As discussed above you may only want 1 or 2 girls in that weekend and then something else to do, which for me would probably lead me away from London.

This is bizarre. There is more to do in London than anywhere else. That's why I prefer to go there rather than anywhere else, not just for the punting.

Offline RedKettle

This is bizarre. There is more to do in London than anywhere else. That's why I prefer to go there rather than anywhere else, not just for the punting.

we are all different - London holds little appeal to me if I wanted a relaxing weekend away.

country bumpkin me!

Offline raylondoner

Buenos Aires does it for me every time, and you get some really hot girls from Paraguay as well!  :hi:

Offline RedKettle

Buenos Aires does it for me every time, and you get some really hot girls from Paraguay as well!  :hi:

Alas the OP said within the UK - although I like your thinking  :hi:

Offline raylondoner

Alas the OP said within the UK - although I like your thinking  :hi:

Oops, got carried away by dicky (read just after Rio topic, which is a city I also know well)
« Last Edit: July 05, 2016, 06:16:21 PM by raylondoner »

Offline Marmalade

There is more choice in London than all the other cities put together.
Not for me there's not. With a team of secretaries to compute locations travelling costs reviews maybe yes; without that a ridiculous amount of time is needed by someone who doesn't know London intimately to get laid.

A lottery ticket gives you lots of choice. Doesn't mean you'll win.

Even getting in and out of London is harder than some trips abroad. Full of hype and in reality it's about as much fun getting around as a crowded derelict poor man's version of New York. Point me to a place where I can get off at Kings X, walk ten minutes, and have a choice of top rate OWO and shag with an attractive indie for £70 a half hour or the same in a parlour. No, you can't. London might have lots of lots of, but it's a craphouse choice. End of. Oh -- and it has a lot of London-philes that constantly believe it's the centre of the Universe, but it's like rats in a cage after the latest bit of cheese. Best city for punting?? Like saying to someone in Michigan that the U.S. is the best country for beaches.

Offline howrude

Manchester had many places some years ago but a lot have been shut down. Still plenty there. Sheffield is also good.

Offline webpunter

Yeah the big hotel directly opposite the station is not bad. Decent rooms and being Derby they aren't charging the earth, More like a "thank you for getting off at the wrong stop." Plus the layout of the hotel means it's easy enough for the filthiest skank to sneak in for an outcall. I should know. Fucking unforgettable she was. Nik's ben there too. Great profile and happy little squint-eyed rake of a girl. Tight cunt on it.
You are a bad boy MF  :lol:  Respec. 
One thing at Bubbles that i liked was that after the jacuzzi / b2b massage session then i was offered another soak in the jacuzzi.  The burd let a bit of water out & filled it up in a couple of mins with water which seemed like it had come out of the ground it was so hot.  So whilst i luxuriated in the jacuzzi for 5 mins or so she got in the shower & soaped herself up.  Glass door & nice to watch.  She then put some heels on & wandered round the room having a quick tidy up.  She had fit legs & i had a birds eye view of her bum & nicely shaved flaps.  The jacuzzi meant that i got all the oil off me [gallons of it] no probs.  Can't remember her name & i'm sure that she wasn't there a few months afterwards.  She was an 8-9 out of 10.  Some of the others in the reception area scored 4, 5 & 6 - so booking is advisable.  It was dead easy to book & on my 1st visit i simply dropped by there & made a booking.  So they knew that i was going to turn up.  I even offered to pay the entry fee in advance.  Wasn't needed.  Subsequent booking done on the phone [same masseuse] mentioning my previous visit etc.  Will deffo do a revisit next time i have the misfortune to have to stay over in Derby

I find Bristol to be very good.  I am located in South Wales and although Cardiff is quite decent, I often travel over the border to punt. Always find a great girl there.

Prague in the Czech Republic is the punting city of the world (next to Las Vegas and Amsterdam)

Offline AC82

I'll second Prague, almost half the girls in the lap dancing clubs will come back with you after their shift ends if you've got on with them and never been asked for more than £300 for the night.

I don't rate Amsterdam its way to commercialized, crap mechanical service all geared to high numbers a total waste of money unless you want a walk up dump and go.
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I would choose London. Huge number of sex workers. And getting around Central London is fine IME. I can walk across the centre in not much more than an hour - and often do if I've got the time to spare.

Offline webpunter

Prague in the Czech Republic is the punting city of the world (next to Las Vegas and Amsterdam)
I'd echo AC82's comment bout Amsterdam.  LV is hard work, expensive & way way more chances of being ripped off than over here.  But a great place.  There are however loads of venues that do proper soapy massages.  And parlours all over.  Great to get rid of the hangover horn when surfacing the next day  :yahoo:

Online Buttons

Steer clear of Edinburgh. I would have thought it would offer a good choice, what with it being a capital city. I'm drawing blanks at the moment for a booking next week.

Offline Tierney

Best IMO would have to be Manchester. So good I had to leave there lol But my home town gets visited by some stunners every now and again so I can't always behave.


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