read the OPs other threads
He's a fatty with a micropenis, probably scared of his mother, who's never met a woman, thinks he wants to but is trying to find excuses not to.
FFS sakes man, stop fucking about. If you want to experience the tender touches of a woman, just fucking go and do it. Don't find reasons not to do it. Just do it, and don't look back. Have a massage, get your willy rubbed and enjoy!!!