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Author Topic: Is this a wind up?  (Read 1449 times)


Offline Stiltskin

If it is a wind up, it's comedy gold! The first pic is the best :D

ETA Google image search shows the after shots. I don't think this is a wind up  :scare:
« Last Edit: January 09, 2013, 01:45:01 AM by Stiltskin »

Offline Ali Katt

If it is a wind up, it's comedy gold! The first pic is the best :D

ETA Google image search shows the after shots. I don't think this is a wind up  :scare:
I'd right the first one off as a bait and switch if she answered the door. All the airbrushed ones look like they've been given a new pair of tits each.

Offline zootalors

I think it`s great that they have three sets of twins working for them  :D

Offline tda666

That is brilliant, love it ...... just a shame that we have probably all had an experience of the old photoshop !!

Offline Melb

It's a good way to show how deceiving pimps can be.

Offline mh

It's a good way to show how deceiving pimps can be.

Except that the before pictures also appear to have been photoshopped to look worse. Neither pic in each case looks realistic, but in different ways.

Offline Melb

Yes but either way reality can be distorted to trap the unwary punter.

Offline Matium

The second photo of the girl makes her look pregnant:



Offline Marmalade

Before & after could be ...

"Before I was a slag, I'd pick up a guy in a club, let him ogle me  through his beer goggles, pay the cabfare home, and shag him in the dark.

"Now I'm a certified slot-machine with paps like yesterday's feckin party balloons, I dinnae care what he sees as long as I get paid. Photoshopped tits is just bein' profeshunal innit ...

 :scare: :vomit:

Offline tda666

Sorry to be painful but can someone tell me how to post a photo onto a thread as per the ones above here. I have got a picture of a girl that i saw last year that was photo-shopped a treat and wanted to share it but being new on here i can't work out how to paste a photo from my computer.
Hope someone can kindly assist....

Offline skittish

Sorry to be painful but can someone tell me how to post a photo onto a thread as per the ones above here. I have got a picture of a girl that i saw last year that was photo-shopped a treat and wanted to share it but being new on here i can't work out how to paste a photo from my computer.
Hope someone can kindly assist....


You can't upload direct from your pc. You have to upload to an image hosting site then link it from there using it's source code.

Offline Marmalade

Just paste the URL after the img= tag from the message toolbar.

Offline tda666



Not sure if this will work as it is my first go a posting a photo...

Offline tda666

Ah got it, although a little big I am afraid...

Anyway, my point was that i had this girl Pamela ( or British Dream ) on my radar for ages but she traveled a lot and popped on and off the AW site. I finally had an opportunity near home so i took it even though she was charging £160.
She was actually a really nice girl but did not look like this at all. You can see the stomach area has been worked on and clearly didn't show she has had kids which unfortunately I don't want to fucking know as I have said in previous posts. It doesn't show her faded tacky tribal tattoo around the top of her right arm. It didn't show the awful boob job that was uneven and lumpy and certainly didn't show the extra pounds she was packing around her arse and thighs.

I can't deny she was a lovely girl, very well spoken and educated but was a bit up her own arse and self important. Told me all about how much money she has and her lovely house in Dubai. Only punting because she has a high sex drive ... course you are luv.

I look at the photo now and still can't believe how good she looks on it ..... I am not being horrible about her really but just wanted to point out a classic case of photo-shopping. i only wish i had got a sneaky picture of how she really looks that i could have posted next to this one !

Perhaps the agency started to get complaints, either way it should be a good wake up call to anyone who falls for the 'what you see is what you get' lines.

A little common sense always needs to be applied when viewing pictures. If they looked as perfect as they do in photoshop they'd be models not prostitutes.


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