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3 review(s) for Curvy^Annabelle (2 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Offline cueball

https://www.adultwork.com/1750282 or https://www.adultwork.com/Sensual%5F%5FAnna

Porkily bouncing out of my iron curtain hotlist comes this lass. This lass is another one who's been in my hotlist for ages, even her old profile was there. I just never seemed to get round to seeing her. I've pruned my lists down lately though, but she remained in. She got recommended to me a good while ago and then again another recommendation came on the wooly grapevine. I thought enough is enough, I'm going to get off my arse and podge this lass. So, it's across the border I go on another podging raid into the yorkshire pudding team's territory.



Comms.... dead easy, phone number on her profile. I call to request my day and time. All agreed, we have a decent friendly natter, she's polish but speaks very good English, I had no problem sorting the details out. Postcode and instructions passed on immediately, it were a quite short notice booking though.


Venue..... not a bad gaff at all really, modern apartment conversion in an old building. Plenty of out of eye shot parking, it were in a terraced area that looked quite run down though, I've no idea what the area turns to after dark,  I were there during the day and felt my motor was safe enough.


Looks...... well, she's a lot fatter than her pics, a lot. She's quite a porker if I'm honest, she looks curvy in her pics, she looks fat when you strip her. She's got a right old pair of dobbers on her though, they provided me with plenty of entertainment. She's got short hair and quite a regular polish face. To be honest, I were happy enough as I don't mind podging a porky lass occasionally, she were clean and fresh which goes a long way for me.


The action.... it's a short notice, phone booking so no dress requests, I'm there for 45 minutes of fun. I knock on the door and in I go.

Brief chat, money sorted, we start with her version of dfk, it's there but not the most passionate, more her opening her mouth and me shoving my tongue in, she kinda licks my tongue, odd.

I strip her down to just her hold ups and my seedy hands roam around her body, those big tits take some supporting, I were happy to lend a hand to em.

Onto the bed, snogs (?) And rolling around, I slip a couple of fingers in her to which she welcomes (surprisingly), she grips my cock and wanks it furiously.

69 next, on she climbs, I'm lapping away, she seems enthusiastic on this. She does suck cock well, my very average little pecker gets treated to some gagging deep throat (deep, I wish), she is sucking and wanking so vigorously that I have to slow her down many many times during the 69.

She jumps up and says in her polish accent "ok, condom, now we fuck"

On with the rubber and I request cg, reluctantly she climbs on, she's obviously not a fan of this. Her cg is quite lazy, grinding and rolling until I suggest a move.

She wants doggy, I want mish, we go into mish. I get a good grip of her and get stuck in, giving her a good old pumping and a pounding.

Doggy next, over we go and in I plop. She gets her vibro, saying she likes it on her clit. It's a tactic to try and make me cum quick though, if she liked it on her clit then why was it pushed into the root of my cock.

Unfortunately, this kind of thing has the opposite effect with me, it puts me off my stride, makes my cock numb and makes me last longer. When it's obviously not working, the buzzer gets wizzed.

We rotate back to cg, mish, more buzzing doggy until I say I want to pop in her mouth.

I say that whilst pumping her in doggy, quick as a flash, she's spun round, chucked the rubber and is wanking me so hard that my cock and her hand are a blurr.

I pop in her mouth, to which she spits in a tissue, quick wipe down with a wet wipe, she offers me a shower which I decline. Quicker than a super hero she's fully dressed, checking her phone and ushering me out.

I'm walking back to my motor in just over half an hour.


To sum up.... she's a classic (very) average polish lass punt, genuine, safe but cold and uninspiring. She is no AVNo1 I can tell you.

I've rated the punt as a neutral because of the following reasons....

1) she's way fatter than her pics, I'll choose a big girl rather than being deceived into one.

2) her dfk was lacking

3) she rushes too much with clumsey tricks to try and get you cumming then out the door.

4) she's no way a 120 on the hour lass, a ton on the hour would be much more appropriate.

You may wonder why I didn't walk, I'm not averse to podging a porky lass occasionally, they can be a good podge.

My walk back to the motor test told no lies, it's a grey one. Writing this lot though makes me think I'm being generous but I'll stick to my original thinking, I were safe in a decent gaff with a clean lass that delivered a service.


Would I recommend... as a short notice pump and dump maybe, don't go for any longer than half an hour. I won't be sending anybody her way if I'm honest.


Would I return... narr, this one can stay over the border.


3 review(s) found for Curvy^Annabelle linked to in above post (2 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative)

Offline stevedave

Good review as always cue, cheers.

As you always say, you've got to rate it how you see it, nobody can rate it for you. In hindsight, my review of her could have been neutral for the reasons you state, but she just about sneaked a green out of me.

You're right on the money about the money too, she's probably slightly overpriced, but if guys pay it she ain't gonna drop her rates I guess.

Online mrfishyfoo

Well Mr CB I didn't know whether to laugh with you or cry with you having read that.

Least you managed to dump your load after she used all those devious diversionary tactics on you so it could have been worse.

Great review as ever fella  :drinks: :drinks:

Offline cueball

I didn't know whether to laugh with you or cry with you

Easy pal, laugh along with me.

As you'll no doubt know, punting is an up and down kind of game.

It's the average podges that make the great podges feel so good

Online mrfishyfoo

Easy pal, laugh along with me.

As you'll no doubt know, punting is an up and down kind of game.

It's the average podges that make the great podges feel so good

Definately laughing with you Mr CB. :drinks:

Know what you mean about average podging fella. Its the horror stories that bother me. Look in my reviews and you'll see a real corker.  :dash: :scare: :dash:

Offline Ali Katt

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1) she's way fatter than her pics, I'll choose a big girl rather than being deceived into one.
Her breast size used to be advertised as 34F which means she has gone up two dress sizes, she also seems to be advertising as British.

Offline stevedave

she also seems to be advertising as British.

Yeah, I mentioned that in my review. She told me she's half German, half Polish.

She may have British residency, so could theoretically advertise as British (I suppose) but she's definitely not, and doesn't try to hide it (the accent is a bit of a giveaway  :D)

A friend of mine went to book her a few weeks ago, and she turned him awayat the door because he was mixed race, ok so each to their own, but why doesnt she state this on her profile? it would make it easier for black/mixed race punters  :thumbsdown:  :dash:

Offline Ali Katt

A friend of mine went to book her a few weeks ago, and she turned him awayat the door because he was mixed race, ok so each to their own, but why doesnt she state this on her profile? it would make it easier for black/mixed race punters  :thumbsdown:  :dash:

It does:
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Taking short notice bookings..White gents only x Sensual naughty experience, Genuine with great feedback and reports. Clean modern luxury apartment with all the necessary facilities to ensure your visit - giving you an amazing experience not to forget.x

maybe he didnt see it, i shall point it out to him




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