Chelsea-Sub, Oldham, £60 for 30 minsExternal Link/Members OnlyBackground: I arranged a meeting with Chelsea – she’s been on my ‘Intrigued By’ list for a while. Not many photos on her profile, though - no gallery but she changes her profile pic(s) occasionally and she’s looked OK on those, even though they were close-cropped and not sharp. She says she’s sub, likes OWO, Deep Throat, Face Fucking, CIM and Swallow. She also states that she’s a 26 year-old slut who is ‘up for anything’. Right up my street – maybe another Submissive Lauren-type for me to play with. Chelsea’s list gives an idea of loads of possibilities and I’m sure there are many of the respected members of the North West UKP Podging Team who could put her fully through her paces. I mostly like oral in its many forms and being in charge so I thought I’d risk £60 for a quick tryout, maybe more in the future.
Location: Just on the outskirts of Oldham, about 3 mins from J22 of the M60. Plenty of street parking – I’d be a bit reticent at night but it seems OK during the day. I texted her on arrival and she texted back straightaway with the house number. I was to walk straight in. I did so….and the first problem presented itself….she’s a bit bigger than I expected (horizontally, that is - not height). That’s why the photos are hazy, cropped, etc. I should know better after all these years!
Physical: Loads of tattoos – that neither bothers nor excites me. A size 10, she says on her profile. Sorry, but no way. Size 12 at least, maybe more. I’m afraid I’m one of those shallow chaps who doesn’t like the bigger birds and, while I can’t honestly describe her as ‘fat’, we can substitute: ‘chunky’ without difficulty. ‘Big round ass’ she says on her profile. Yep, I’d go with that. Big thighs too. I know some of the NWUKPP Team like a girl with something to grab hold of so, if you’re that way inclined, don’t let me put you off. Just not for me and I felt BM Junior lose interest.
Premises: This was the second problem – it’s a bit of a shit-hole, to be honest. ‘Sorry about the mess’, she said ‘children and a dog’ was the explanation. Well – you could still run the vac around and do a bit of clearing-up and dusting, etc, love. I left my socks on because I didn’t want to touch the carpet. There was mess everywhere – discarded clothes, litter, general rubbish. No excuse for this IMO.
The ‘Event’: She was wearing a minidress at my request. I regretted asking for this as soon as I saw her because it just highlighted her size. She took off the dress and bra. Nice nipples but quite droopy tits. I DFK’d her for a while to get BM Junior awake and it did the trick. Not a bad kisser, it turns out. Once I’d achieved a ¾ stiffy, I popped it in her mouth. Now, this is where she earns her money. She gave me an excellent BJ – loads of slurping, deep throat (although with a ¾–on, that’s not too difficult), much licking and sucking of my balls (popped one in her mouth at one point). I didn’t get to the face-fucking because the BJ was so good – and I tend to lose control quickly when sporting a less-than-rigid cock. So I let go in her mouth, she took it like a good girl and spat it into a tissue. Job done, I dressed, with a bit of a chat and headed back to my car, making sure I wiped my shoes before leaving the house.
Thoughts on the way back to the car: Punts like this have saved me a fortune over the years. When I come out after a really good punt, I’m usually ready to get the next one set up quickly. I definitely wasn’t ripped off on this punt but I didn’t enjoy it and that has me thinking that I’ll leave podging alone for a while. VFM? No – I was out in 20 minutes and wished I’d saved the £60 towards a better punt. Another Submissive Lauren? No way. Will I return? No.
Summary: I can’t really blame Chelsea – I suppose it’s my body-perception that’s at fault. She simply isn’t my type. I won’t return, despite the oral. I wonder how long my podging break will last…..(4 weeks is my record). I’ve put it as a neutral because there were pluses: she was polite and gave a good blowjob; and there were negatives - she’s not a size 10, the photos don’t give the correct impression and the house was a tip.
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