Lexi_Lou

[shauno23]

 Christ... don't bother with this one lads. The arrogance is unreal.

If she was even half as attractive as she thinks she is she would be worth spending 500 an hour on.

Truth is she isn't actually that attractive at all. Pictures are heavily photo shopped.

Decided to book her as I'd seen her on fake taxi on pornhub and fancied shagging a porn star. A mistake I won't make again.

Made the booking through the aw site and there were warning signs then. Which I stupidly ignored.

Asked if she was available and got back 'yes of course I am when do you want and have you not got a phone?'

Rang her and the attitude was incredible! Like I was interfering with her day!

Ended up arranging a time (still don't know why I went through with it) turned up 10 mins early and sent a text saying 'Hey I'm here so ready whenever you are', got back 'I will call you when I'm ready!'

Ended up sat in the car for 25 minutes before she called back.

Went up, when she opened the door she just let it swing open then turned and walked back in the room. Not even a hello!

Sat on the bed and she just stood there staring at me, so awkward! Then just said 'an hour yeah? It's 180'.

Gave her the cash and she snatched it off me and stormed off into another room.

Left me there for about 10 minutes then came back looking pissed off as hell.

'Right what do you want then?'

I just said I wanted a normal GFE, kissing, OWO then protected sex.

So she lay next to me and just stared at the ceiling.

Started trying to kiss and she would barely open her mouth, let me strip her off but had to undress myself. She fiddled with my jeans button for about 10 seconds, then just tutted and threw her hands up.

Once we were naked she started giving me the most violent hand job I've ever had, it actually hurt! I eventually stopped that and asked for OWO, again tutted and then gave the most unenthusiastic BJ in history. Literally 2 seconds of sucking followed by 10 seconds of pretending to pluck pubes out of her mouth (I'm very well trimmed it was bullshit) then more violent tugging.

Needless to say I had nowhere near an erection and just felt awkward and almost angry.

After about 5 minutes she just said 'it's not going to happen is it?' Meaning my erection.

I just gave up and said no. Got off the bed and just started getting dressed. She fucked off into the other room!

Got dressed and just went to let myself out, she came out as I was nearing the door and just said 'thanks, bye'.

I had been in there 15 minutes!

Absolutely awful service and I know I'm an idiot and should have demanded some kind of refund, but I'm too polite/shy and just wanted to get out of there.

I fell for the fact that she's a 'porn star' and stupidly thought the high price meant she was professional and would give a great service. You 'get what you pay for' and all that.

Horribly arrogant and not even attractive, photos are misleading.

Worst punting experience of my life and it's a word of warning to anyone even considering her.

Awful.

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[OakTree]

The trouble is, this is your first post and it's straight into a negative review. That said, with this lady it's not a surprise.

I'm bemused by her. I know AW feedback is total rubbish but she has masses of AW field reports. I always think if someone's gone to the trouble of writing a review, it must of been memorable. It's nothing like just leaving favourable feedback so as not to get shit back.

Her reviews on here and I might add on other forums as well, are completely opposite. I know which I'm going to believe. It's just I've never seen such diametrically opposed points of view on one girl. Truly baffling.

[threechilliman]

OP, just a little homework on here would have saved you. Three previous reviews, one positive, one negative and one neutral = steer clear.

Easy. I thought about her in my early punting days, never got round to her and now never will.

Detention for not doing your homework lad!

tcm

[shauno23]

I've only recently joined. I have plenty of positive reviews to write.

I'm just so furious I got duped by this one through my own stupidity.

I had a bad feeling as soon as she responded on AW.

I've got plenty of good reviews to write when I am free again.

Sienna kink for a start is brilliant.

[shauno23]

OP, just a little homework on here would have saved you. Three previous reviews, one positive, one negative and one neutral = steer clear.

Easy. I thought about her in my early punting days, never got round to her and now never will.

Detention for not doing your homework lad!

tcm

I agree. I'm a dummy.

If I had read her reviews on here first I wouldn't have booked.

But you live and learn.

[Titi]

I agree. I'm a dummy.

If I had read her reviews on here first I wouldn't have booked.

But you live and learn.

Welcome to UKP. Spend sometime reading the punting tips admin/nik have come up with. They will save you a lot of money and time. Don't forget to review your punts as well.  Reviews = currency on here.

[MrMog]

Normally I would question a new posters first review, especially a poster with 3 posts.

BUT having punted with her myself and getting a shitty service too I really do not doubt this review at all.

AND if I am usually the sceptic then what does that say?

Although my punt was a while back and not half as bad as this review, it was still shockingly bad and dire indeed.

[chrishornx]

i would add my support to the negative review...nowhere near as good as she purports to be

[cueball]

Her reputation is well documented on here but don't be hard on yourself shauno.

We have all made mistakes and we'll all make mistakes again, that's punting and the game we play.

One good thing though, at least you've taken a step in the right direction with your credibility shauno.

Welcome to ukp and keep the reviews coming

[Blackpool Rock]

I previously gave her a neutral which was borderline negative, just read my review again and don't doubt this report if she was having a particularly bad day.
I paid £60 all in for 30 minutes but £180 for 15 minutes of an hour with no shagging, Ouch!
Like others have questioned where the fuck is all this glowing AW feedback & reports coming from 

Oh yeah, greetings to the NW board, new reviewers always welcome 

[Golovkin]

I also in my early days had a terrible punt with her I can believe every word.

[Jay-Jay]

Don't beat yourself up Shauno. I've also read all the negatives yet she still has a fascination. The Fake Taxi/ Fake Agent stuff does tempt as she looks as fit as but you've confirmed that she belongs squarely in the "Cunts" thread.
I still probably will one day as I know what a soft twat I am where my cock is concerned 

Jay

[Blackpool Rock]

I still probably will one day as I know what a soft twat I am where my cock is concerned 
Jay

I know what you mean Jay the whole fucking a pornstar notch on the belt etc but there are better girls out there in terms of looks; service and attitude for less notes

[bigmc]

Heard so many horror stories about this one. 
She even got sacked from SS for being shit.
She would have to pay me £180 to fuck her. 
Well done op for warning us shes still a horrible twat and ripping folk off.

[OakTree]

Some could argue she's just got jaded over the whole scene but this same piss poor performance time after time has been going on for years.

[MrMog]

From my experience with her it was more a case of she just could not be arsed and treated me like I should feel privileged just to be in her presence. Seriously puts more value on herself than she is worth.

As I said my Mogdar usually triggers on posts with new members making claims like this, in this case it did not fire as the story reminded me so much of my own experience.

Shit punt welcome to the board m8.

[Robert44]

She didn't last more than a few weeks when she worked at Sandys last year.

[shauno23]

From my experience with her it was more a case of she just could not be arsed and treated me like I should feel privileged just to be in her presence. Seriously puts more value on herself than she is worth.

As I said my Mogdar usually triggers on posts with new members making claims like this, in this case it did not fire as the story reminded me so much of my own experience.

Shit punt welcome to the board m8.

Yes! That's probably the best way to describe it. I was supposed to feel privileged to be in her very presence.

Thinks she's Cindy Crawford,  but she really isn't.  Average at best.

Just oozes arrogance. Never again.

[shauno23]

And thanks lads.

I can totally understand why people would be wary of a first time poster with such a negative review. But I swear everything is true. It was awful from start to finish.

At the end of the day although 180 is far too much money to throw away on such an arrogant cow, but it's not going to bankrupt me, so I can just chalk it up as a lesson learned. Do more research next time.

I've got plenty of great reviews to post when I get round to it.

Thanks.

[Mr long sausage]

Hey have u got the link to her fake taxi? Wouldn't mind having a snoop

[shauno23]

Hey have u got the link to her fake taxi? Wouldn't mind having a snoop

If you go on porn hub and type 'lexi lou' into the search option and she's got quite a few videos in there. Think she's done that fake agent too.

[Lijunwei]

OP, just a little homework on here would have saved you. Three previous reviews, one positive, one negative and one neutral = steer clear.

Easy. I thought about her in my early punting days, never got round to her and now never will.

Detention for not doing your homework lad!

tcm

thank funk i only paid sandy prices for half hour..

[Mr long sausage]

If you go on porn hub and type 'lexi lou' into the search option and she's got quite a few videos in there. Think she's done that fake agent too.

Yeah I did, found her

[adindas]

Anyone knows wether Lexi Lou is still working on SS.
I just have a look on SS website and I coild not find Zoe anymore ....

Thanks

[shauno23]

Anyone knows wether Lexi Lou is still working on SS.
I just have a look on SS website and I coild not find Zoe anymore ....

Thanks

A poster above said that Sandys got rid of her for being crap.

[NotoriousNot]

I saw this girl years ago in Chester. It was the only punt I've ever had where I couldn't get hard. She has zero sensuality and zero appeal. Just a moody cow who hates punters. By far my worst punting experience!

[Blackpool Rock]

Heard so many horror stories about this one. 
She even got sacked from SS for being shit.

I know she wasn't at SS for too long but didn't realise she was potted, glad to hear they got rid of her but clearly it hasn't improved her service / attitude as she is clearly way above the standards required to work at one of the regions if not countries most respected parlours

[AJB top shagger]

She comes across as a full on cunt, dunno why she would work in this profession when she clearly hates it. She must of been shit if she had to go work at sandys on there rates compared to an Indy girl. Even the. She got the boot. Don't worry mate lesson learned eh

[shauno23]

I thought the same. Why do it if you clearly don't like it.

When I was driving home about every 30 seconds I juat said out loud 'what a bitch!'.

Lesson learned though. I'll stick to my babe Sienna in future! 😊

[lexi lou]

Just messaged Merv to ask to put you all straight that i left of my own accord. He says he cannot post on here says he got banned.
Anyway, you will all make up & believe what you want to.
Also as for me not being attractive, no one else has trouble finding me sexy. And heavy edited photos are another dig to the false report.
You should follow my twitter @Lexilou26 an my snapchat: Lexi-adultwork if you dont find me attractive you must prefer boys.
I post daily pics an videos all selfies on my phone from no make up sweating in my gym wear, to sexy glam before a booking. I post every day on each of my media platforms.
Just shows the lengths some go to because i have annoyed them.
Suppose this is a hobby to you on this site posting and trolling about me or others constantly. You should get an actually hobby, go bake a cake or paint a wall.

[lewisjones23]

Just messaged Merv to ask to put you all straight that i left of my own accord. He says he cannot post on here says he got banned.
Anyway, you will all make up & believe what you want to.
Also as for me not being attractive, no one else has trouble finding me sexy. And heavy edited photos are another dig to the false report.
You should follow my twitter @Lexilou26 an my snapchat: Lexi-adultwork if you dont find me attractive you must prefer boys.
I post daily pics an videos all selfies on my phone from no make up sweating in my gym wear, to sexy glam before a booking. I post every day on each of my media platforms.
Just shows the lengths some go to because i have annoyed them.
Suppose this is a hobby to you on this site posting and trolling about me or others constantly. You should get an actually hobby, go bake a cake or paint a wall.

You're a bad fucking moose with a terrible attitude - welcome to the site by the way

[Blackpool Rock]

You're a bad fucking moose with a terrible attitude - welcome to the site by the way

So she has been a member on here for almost 3 years then gets banned after her 1st post 

So she posts pics daily on various media but nobody on here gives a flying fuck as the reports will ensure most steer clear, now fuck off 

[WhattheFlip]

Ah, classic prossie/wannabe model delusion. It's everybody else's fault. I'm such a princess, these sadmen should be happy with whatever i deign to offer them, despite me taking their money. As others have said, when you're supposed to be a porn 'star' and are sacked from a parlour, somethings wrong with you. When several peopleare saying you're not anywhere near as hot as you think, theres something wrong with you. When several people are saying your service and attitude are shocking, theres something wrong with you.

As my Great uncle Bulgaria said: " If one person calls you a cunt, call them a cunt back and don't worry about it. If two people call you a cunt, start worrying.  If 3 people call you a cunt-you're definitely a cunt."

[James999]

And heavy edited photos

Your photos are clearly heavily edited (Badly) unless you have brittle bones and spasticated limbs in real life, seriously if you're as attractive as you think you are why the insecurity of using so much editing?

[shauno23]

I notice how she doesn't try and defend the most important part, which is the terrible service she provides to people after she has taken their money.

Only really seems to care that people don't find her attractive.

Typical shallow, self obsessed person, probably a bit narcissistic too.

'You should be honoured to be in the presence of such a beauty, even if I treat you like dirt.'

No love. You ain't that fit at all and you're a nasty piece of work who rips people off. Now piss off.

[freeze44]

Glad I read this....had seen her profile and was considering a visit...after reading the comments and seeing her response not a chance!

[Blackpool Rock]

Glad I read this....had seen her profile and was considering a visit...after reading the comments and seeing her response not a chance!

So Freeze you will just have to find something else to do now however you could consider taking her advise -
"You should get an actually hobby, go bake a cake or paint a wall"

So which is it baking a cake or painting a wall?
Both preferable to punting Princess Lexi

[freeze44]

So which is it baking a cake or painting a wall?
Both preferable to punting Princess Lexi

  na might go get some pics done and tell everyone how hot and sexy I am and all to feel honoured to see me!

[dubs]

Just messaged Merv to ask to put you all straight that i left of my own accord. He says he cannot post on here says he got banned.

If I remember correctly, Merv's last post about you on the north west forum was to say that you weren't up to standard or words to that effect.

[Raveneyed]

Unfortunately I know this woman in RL as I live im Hoole, Chester. Worse attitude ever even aroud people with an iq lower than my shoe size. She was gobbing off in a bar about how amazing she is.. All i could see was botox, fillers and fake hair with no tits or curves.
She has a bad rep even not as an escort so think that says enough really

[Yorksrabbit]

She has the worst attitude of any girl I have contacted. Seems quite friendly on Twitter but as soon as you try to contact her, she either rants at you or deletes mails. I was prepared to forgive her being flat chested but not her manner. 

[danmoonshine]

I totally agree. If you look up the word Narcissist in the dictionary, there is a picture of her! Her post above justifying her motives are pathetic. The fact she says "you must like boys". What a pathetic and childish comment to come out with! BTW Lexi, why would we look up your snapchat? Do u have anything interesting to post? It's all me me me get a personality love. I went on a webcam show with her ages ago, to see what she was like. She was truly awful and rude. I cut the show straight away as I sussed her out. Lay off the botox love.

[OakTree]

I find this all rather baffling. I know AW feedback is generally regarded as crap but hers is extraordinary. She has over 60 field reports. Five of those were in the last two months. Out of over five hundred feedbacks she has just one negative and five neutrals. Going by that she's the best Escort in the NW. Yet her forum record and not just this one is completely the opposite. There must be some of those AW reviewers who wrote field reports and gave her positive feedback who are members on this forum and are staying silent. Is it because it's not worth the shit back if you give a negative or was she really very good? The field reports tell me at times she must be or at least can be. No one is going to go to the effort of writing a glowing review if they really had a shit time. It would be interesting if some of the lurkers could enlighten us.

[threechilliman]

I find this all rather baffling. I know AW feedback is generally regarded as crap but hers is extraordinary. She has over 60 field reports. Five of those were in the last two months. Out of over five hundred feedbacks she has just one negative and five neutrals. Going by that she's the best Escort in the NW. Yet her forum record and not just this one is completely the opposite. There must be some of those AW reviewers who wrote field reports and gave her positive feedback who are members on this forum and are staying silent. Is it because it's not worth the shit back if you give a negative or was she really very good? The field reports tell me at times she must be or at least can be. No one is going to go to the effort of writing a glowing review if they really had a shit time. It would be interesting if some of the lurkers could enlighten us.

Yep, always baffles me that. Maybe her attitude is like a lot of blokes wives so they know no different and just think it's a good punt. I did toy with the idea of going to see her when she was at Sandy's to decide for myself. Didn't bother in the end. Probably a good decision.

tcm

tcm

[OakTree]

Yep, always baffles me that. Maybe her attitude is like a lot of blokes wives so they know no different and just think it's a good punt. I did toy with the idea of going to see her when she was at Sandy's to decide for myself. Didn't bother in the end. Probably a good decision.

tcm

tcm

I've never seen her myself but I caught the sharp edge of her tongue over a comment I made about one of her pics on Twitter. She went totally ballistic and blocked me. That was a fair few years ago and it would seem she's mellowed none.

[Golovkin]

I think it's fear of getting back feedback on Adultwork this is why they shouldn't review the punter. All they should do is put warnings up if the guy is a danger to women. Then just the number of confirmed bookings they have had. Plus how many bookings made so they know if you'll turn up.

[shauno23]

It is baffling the AW stuff.

It's either she's got a hell of a lot of friends on there, or more likely people are just scared of what she could write if they give her a bad one.

I mean she could write anything in revenge as she's clearly got a bit of a screw loose. She could cry rape or violence or anything she liked.

But it is very strange as her AW is teeming with good reviews. Yet we know she is a waste of money.

Bizarre.

[WhattheFlip]

I find this all rather baffling. I know AW feedback is generally regarded as crap but hers is extraordinary. She has over 60 field reports. Five of those were in the last two months. Out of over five hundred feedbacks she has just one negative and five neutrals. Going by that she's the best Escort in the NW. Yet her forum record and not just this one is completely the opposite. There must be some of those AW reviewers who wrote field reports and gave her positive feedback who are members on this forum and are staying silent. Is it because it's not worth the shit back if you give a negative or was she really very good? The field reports tell me at times she must be or at least can be. No one is going to go to the effort of writing a glowing review if they really had a shit time. It would be interesting if some of the lurkers could enlighten us.

Well, she seems to have a (or several) screw(s) loose, so maybe, just maybe she does occasionally turn into a decent WG (bipolar/schizo), enough to rack up the feedback from easily-pleased fluffies anyway!

She seemed like fun in the fakeagent video I saw, if knowing the disparity between that and what she's really like doesn't make anyone think twice about paying good money for porn girls, i don't know what will.

[Golovkin]

I seen her she has a terrible attitude. But booked her by phone as stunning Sarah on an independent site as it was when I seen her. It wasnt through adultwork didn't know adultwork existed then and it was a very new experience. The attitude on phone by text and calls was terrible should have not bothered but at that stage I didn't know any better. All the signs avoid was there I just ignored them it wouldn't happen now. But you live and you learn.

[Yorksrabbit]

It is true that we don't want bad feedback on AW as it could affect future meets. I saw Ava Koxx before Christmas and she was very poor value for money in my case. As soon as I felt those huge breasts she complained that they hurt as they were falsies. I asked why she had had them done and she said she liked big breasts - just doesn't like us touching them. However, as I have a particular fetish which she didn't like (despite me telling her about it in advance) I felt it would be unfair to give her negative feedback. I therefore just put some vague words down and put it down to experience.