Well i didn't plan on getting fucked myself tonight but I did. Here goes...
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External Link/Members Only Firstly, I phoned (to which i don't usually do first off) and the voice went to voicemail followed by an instant message saying 'Text me babes'. So, began texting to set up a time for 20:30 for 1 hour...judging by the profile and its great outlook i'd gone for the hour, also due to the fact I won some money on the EU this morning.
Asked if there was any hidden extras and to my surprise there was not. So here im thinking...ANAL, anal play...the works for £130 for a sexy looking girl.
Confirmed for 20:30.
Off I go on my travels which only take 30mins to get there.
I arrive at the Park Inn Hotel in Doncaster.
I sent her a text saying i was here to which she replied 'Wait 5min to be ready'...now, this got me thinking as any English national wouldn't have grammar like this in a text. So, she phones about 10mins later and there it was...the infamous EE accent.
I'm sat there waiting in my car in the hotel car park and she tootles around from the side of the hotel to fetch me. I put the phone down as i approach her and tbh she is very attractive, note at this point she was wearing her normal clothing as we were outside the building as she came to get me.
I'm thinking to myself, 'She has good english, shes fit...its definatley not the girl in the profile on AW....Fuck it i thought' and on I went into her room.
At this point i use the bathroom, as she tells me shes getting changed. I walk out the bathroom and she is starkers...her body is so fuckable with nice big fake tits to grab a hold of.
I handed over the money...reluctantly
At this point we are on the bed, both naked, and the usual occurs...'massage to the back' which felt like she was kneading dough for her to bake bread for her family...im like ffs here we go.
She says turn over, and bam, condom onto my pendulous despondent cock with her mouth.
Im thinking what the fuckin hells going on here? She manages to get abit on and proceeds to head bash my bowel...surprisingly theres twitching and encouragement in my dorment cock...so i start to feel her boobs which got me harder than nails.
She jumps on and straight away...'Ahh too big too big, you on top'...so my thoughts were right...your getting fucked here
Naahhhh...she countered with the ol' 'Grasp the guys dick at the base of his shaft while he fucks you' trick. You fucker!
We had sex in a few positions, namely mish, doggy, cowgirl....I was getting fed up with this and just wanted to cum and fuck off to KFC to liven myself up abit. So, i tell her to get in doggy position on the edge of the bed where i was standing waiting for her to back against me. With 1 foot on the floor and the other on the bed, i mounted her in doggy one last time, the foot on the floor rose upon it's toes so I could fuck her G spot at a much better pile driving force.
I came inside her...pulled out and the condom was full. Basically...
...the end.
At no point was i aloud to kiss. The only time i got to touch her pussy was for roughly 3 seconds to which she replied...'Oooo tickles' Fuckk off tickles!
I ask her to sit on my fac so i could lap at her, noooo...tickle too much!
I got in the hotel room at 20:35 and i left at 21:00. Asked for some money back as I'd only been there 30mins to which she replied 'No i can't, i've told my boss, i pay him commission for 1hour' blah blah blah...haggled with her for abit to which i just thought i really can not be bothered with this. So i left admitting defeat. I know we pay for their time and she did say, you can stay, I give you massage? What...massage? No thanks.
So, all in all, wasted night (apart from the KFC, infact no, even the KFC was shit)
