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£60 for 30mins
I was write my this review earlier on today, got the end of it then my phone battery died before I could publish it. Damn!
So the review may not come across as negative as I would have written "immediately after punt" as fellow punter have advised it's the feeling you get "the moment you walk out of the door"
Ok let's get on with. I walk out of the door know I won't be coming back.
First things first - I think it's an insult to some WG's the Ruby has titled herself "Pornstar Ruby" nothing she does suggests she's Ruby or a Pornstar
I went hunting for a lunchtime punt and dump based on Claretandblue's review I thought maybe I could turn a neutral to a positive but the girl failed badly.
Comms was Rubbish. Pretty dire really all replies to my txt were yes, no or template of the address asking me to txt 15mins before arrival - even when I texted 15mins before arrival!
She send me the flat no 5mins after I had arrived and called. time-wasting.
I had to wait at the door for at least 2 minutes by my GMT precision wrist watch before she opened the door.
Been to this block of flats near Barts hospital before where Mara Bunny is based.
Door opens, pretty girl but from experience Pettit girls like this like to say they are 20 or 21 But I'd would say 25-26. She said she was tying to fix her hair reason why she didn't open the door in time - like I was there shag her hair? She is about 5'3" tall with long attached hair. She was in some cheap heels and lingerie.
She has a very j-lo type face features but nowhere near neither her butt. She seemed pleasant but it was all a play up.
Asked to undress, no shower offer which is a bad sign IMO. Gave her the smackerunis ,Came back 3 mins later, both jumped in bed. She moan s about this and that " oh baby this, oh baby you are too big and shit" I ignore her. No OWO straight putting the hood, 2 min 69 but her strawberry is fresh and clean with zero odour - I give her that.
No OWO, Anal, FK, DT, DFK, fingering
Moved to doggie, with hand holding out so I don't thrust further. I took her hand pinned it to her back and give her a good banging. She demand mish where she could get her hand in place to stop my mission. Then she demands doggie and start to as "baby when are going to cum etc" a lot of silly fake moaning. She go on top cowgirl and gave me and immature ride. Not sure if she is Brazilian, Puerto Rican or Romanian but looks a bred between the three.
Al in all I was there a total of 2mins I told her that her service was crap and I won't be staying the extra time for chit chat but also won't demand money back cos it won't make either of us richer or poorer on the long run.
I didn't enjoy the punt at all! Thought she should be charging £50 for 30 mins or just stick to 15mins sessions
- Time waster
- Clock watcher
- Either had her pimp or someone heavy footing around the flat
- Didn't have clean towels so I could have a shower afterwards at 12.30pm???
- Pretty, clean, and smooth skin.
- nice natural tits about 36D
Would I recommend - Useless you have experienced the likes of Too shelf darlings of this forum.
Overall her service and attitude was mediocre. Reminds me of the days before the Internet where you went in and 3 girls lined up you chose one and hoped for the best.