I give this girl credit for her special offer, although it is expensive.
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External Link/Members Only * * * * Why not enjoy a Euro 2016 match in real style in my VIP box? * * * *
While you are watching the match live on TV with me, you will be served with beer (or soft drinks, if preferred) and snacks on demand. The beer will be chilled, opened and brought to you as required.
I will wear whatever you want, or as little as you want.
Throughout the actual match, you can watch and play at the same time. Demonstrate your ball skills or fire off a few shots yourself. Handling won't be penalised and you won't even get a yellow card for any tackles from behind.
At half-time, we can engage in some real in-depth analysis before enjoying the second half.
And to finish off, at full-time, we can have some even more rigorous in-depth analysis.
As an added extra, during each England match, you will receive a bonus blow job with each goal scored by England.
All of this, and with no need to explain the off-side rule to me.
If you wish to take advantage of this once in a lifetime offer, contact me by email with the subject EURO 2016 and give the details of which match you would like to watch with me.
This is a strictly first come first served offer. So pick the match YOU would like to watch with me and book your ticket to my VIP box before it goes. See the LATEST tab for ticket availability.
Each booking will be for a 2 hour incall, starting 5 minutes before match kick-off and ending 15 minutes after the final whistle.
Delia may have some good tasty treats at Carrow Road, but not as varied or as fresh as those that are on offer to you when you book a place for any EURO 2016 match with me. Come and and sample the delights of my VIP box while you enjoy the match on TV.
Perhaps your wife or girlfriend is bored with you watching the match. Bring her along too and I will teach her everything about ball control, two on one situations, penetrating the defence and practicing for that inevitable shoot out.
When you leave, you will both be amazed at your new keepy-uppy skills, handling and ability to slot one in from the tightest angle.
Rules of the game:
As this is a full contact sport, protective gear must be worn whenever play moves into the box, or penalty spot.
All phones and cameras must be left in the admissions lounge before entry into the VIP area is allowed.
You will be refused admission if you appear to be drunk on arrival.
Full payment for your ticket is required on arrival.
ENJOY THE MATCH!
