Author Topic: Orchid Thai Massage Rice Lane Liverpool  (Read 2005 times)

Offline lpopo

No website link I'm afraid but easy to find on google or gumtree with above details.

Parking/location/access all fine. Residential area with 2 supermarkets nearby you could park in. Door off the street was open, knock on  inner door.

£20 half hour

Awful. Fucking terrible.

Called in one evening last week after phoning ahead. Girl sounded hot on the phone.

Shop is clean and well furnished etc but thats where my luck ended.

Girl wasnt attractive but passable. Ive fucked worse civvies like. BUT she was clearly unwell. Few coughs and sniffles while she started on my feet/ legs wasnt the problem (my hayfever has been awful recently) but the massive burp she failed to stifle and subsequent moaning of being unwell for a few days killed it for me. I had already started setting up my exit when more burps followed so i just stood up and started to leave. Give her credit she tried to apologise and looked mortified, even offered to just get stuck in to the extras but by that stage I was done.

Didnt bother looking for any cash back as im just not that way inclined but I made it clear I wasnt impressed and that she shouldnt be working while ill. All very civilised but a complete and utter waste of my time. Called an ex in the area to cheer me up and that hasnt excactly played out well for me either so I definitely wont be going back round there in a while.
Asia Thai massage on Marmonde St is a good option nearby I should have stuck with them (bit 'girlfriendy' sometimes) but the urge for a bit of strange is what keeps me going!

Offline Bronn

Thanks for the review Ipopo  :thumbsup:

It's good to get some info on a place with little feedback on here, even if it is a bit rubbish as you say. I won't be rushing to try the place for myself, given your report.

Cheers,

Bronn