Been doing this for the very thick end of 50yrs and I guess I've been lucky, apart from a couple of doses of the crabs, I have never caught anything and I always go for OWO if it's on the cards.
I guess it's a case of you pays your money and you................................
It's like the guy standing in the pub and he hears a customer ask for 'a pint and a chance', the barman pours his pint and when the guy drinks it he is shown through a door at the back, reappears a few minutes later smiling and goes out the door .
This happens several times with other guys and the bloke is going mad with curiosity. Finally he asks the barman 'what the hell is this chance', the barman says "I can sell you one but I can't tell you what it is", the bloke is not sure so leaves it.
A few nights later he's back in the bar and it's the same routine so after a few beers he says to the barman 'right give me a pint and a chance!', he pays, and the barman pours him a pint and when he drinks it shows him through the door at the back.
He sees a line of coffee coloured ladies some of them giving guys a blowjob and the barman says "take your pick mate". He looks and says 'where's the chance in that?' and the barman says "one of them's a cannibal!".
Aye it's the way I tell em!