Even if a dumb law like that did get passed over here (and I don't think it will), how do you police it?
I think it would apply more to parlors and street-walkers.
Working girls in flats could just change there adverts to read: '1hours 'COMPANIONSHIP' = 120pounds'
Services could also be listed in a more discreet manner;
Hand relief becomes..er...arm wrestling
Anal becomes....... well I can't think of anything for anal, besides, I've not even had breki yet!
I mean - once two adults are behind closed doors, feminist euro MPs and their toothless, easily evaded legislation can fuck right off !
But I don't think it'll happen anyway, so it won't even come to the theatrics above