Author Topic: Sexy Klaudia - Croydon  (Read 974 times)


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TheAntiHero

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Just saw this girl working out of a house in Alderton road, close to Blackhorse Lane. She is the girl in the pics and the house is quite clean, but that's the end of the positives.

I confirmed kissing & OWO before I handed over £60 for 1/2 an hour, she said her only extra was anal for £20 which I declined. I wanted to start off with some light foreplay and kissing, but unfortunately the kissing was the completely pathetic closed mouth pecking which is more awkward than pleasurable and she clearly didn't want to do it. OWO was also extremely bad and consisted of her sucking for a few seconds at a time and then saying "Good?" before sucking for a few more seconds and then repeating a few times. The blowjob must of lasted about 2 minutes of which she was actually sucking for 15 seconds of that.

Out came the condom and of course she was too fucking lazy to get on top, so I opted for doggy. I was quite annoyed with the service I was getting so I made sure to last as long as possible and pound her into oblivion. Every few minutes she would moan that I wasn't cumming, to which I said "Every time you talk, it stops me cumming and takes longer", to which she replied "no understand"... of course you don't understand, just shut the fuck up and take it.

Eventually I popped and she turned around and had the most miserable look on her face, it was actually quite amusing by this point. I had a few minutes left so I asked for a massage. It was of course, just as terrible as her kissing and blowjob. Just a 1 handed can't be arsed tool that she uses to waste time.

Avoid avoid avoid, she is a lazy, miserable little brat who absolutely should not be in this line of work and does not deserve your money.

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I'm not surprised she was shit, took one look at her and thought "nah" to myself


when are you going to give us a positive review of someone in croydon? or there abouts.... it cant all be bad for you lol

TheAntiHero

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when are you going to give us a positive review of someone in croydon? or there abouts.... it cant all be bad for you lol

There are no decent girls in Croydon. Don't expect a positive review out of me anytime soon.