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Author Topic: (Not So) Sweet Carla - Lazy, Boring  (Read 1594 times)


24 review(s) for Sweet Carla x (15 positive, 7 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Offline MrT222

Link: https://www.adultwork.com/1869519 or https://www.adultwork.com/Sweet+Carla+x

Summary: Like fucking a mannequin that occasionally tells you off.

£100 hour, OWO, COB

No issues in booking her unfortunately.

Barely greeted me coming in. Like in Goat's review, I came out of the shower and she was nowhere to be seen so I had to sit around and wait for her to show up. No intimacy, no friendliness, could barely hold a conversation. Very rude and uncompromising throughout.

She has a clit so ridiculously sensitive you can barely fuck her or touch her properly and it’s a massive turn off when every five minutes she starts to whine like a baby. I don’t mean in a cute, Japanese pornstar way, more like an angry van driver when I cut them off in traffic. The end result is boring, robotic sex. Her English was almost non-existent at times and I eventually found myself giving one word commands like a caveman.

I was also told about ninety times not to cum in her mouth, even though there was never any danger of me doing so as she has no oral skills whatsoever. I was so turned off I genuinely had to force myself to cum. Minor highlight was having her touch herself in front of me while I watched.

She seems to have the general attitude that she’s earned the money just by taking her kit off. Apparently she’s going to sack it in within the next few months because she has some dog breeding business back in Hungary she wants to take a stab at. Good riddance frankly. It would not surprise me if it was a puppy farm a la Grace Banks where she has them all stuffed in a rabbit hutch somewhere.

She is inexpensive but I’d rather pay the extra money and have good sex with someone fun. Awful - would not return.
« Last Edit: June 17, 2016, 09:06:58 PM by MrT222 »


24 review(s) found for Sweet Carla x linked to in above post (15 positive, 7 neutral, 2 negative)

Offline bod666

That summary is comedy gold!  :lol: :hi: reminds me of several shockingly bad punts with Romanians I've had.

Sorry you had a shit punt - shame as she looks really hot

Offline EnglishRebecca121

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seems by her recent reviews she has burnt out.

Offline bod666

There does seem to be a danger of greed taking over sense with some wgs. There are a bunch of Czech girls that work out of worcester that do two weeks working here then two weeks back home to recover and get their enthusiasm back. Seems to work quite well.
The other alternative is to limit how many people you see a day.
Otherwise I expect it becomes some kind of hideous grind that would break anyone.
I saw an English girl once who told me she had to take a soak in a really hot bath every night once she'd finished work to get her muscles to stop hurting after the non stop shagging. That's no way to live :(

Offline Roth

She's building up a nice little number of negative and neutral reviews. :scare:
Definitely on the downhill slope then.  Looks like ONE TO AVOID now.  :( :(

Offline MrT222

She's on the way out in a month or two so I don't think she really cares any more.

Offline Roth

She's on the way out in a month or two so I don't think she really cares any more.

She should be going now with that attitude.  :bomb: Here hoping she makes fuck all cash then.   :bomb:

Sadly there will be punters who still wanna see her.  :(

Offline sigmund

She's not been long back from "holiday" and I see she's gone again.

I guess she's either had it in this game or needs a good long break.
Banning reason: Wanting post by another member deleted because in return the prossie will offer him 15mins for free

Offline biker-boy

In 2012 I reported about her and her 'friend' Daphne when they operated from Cardiff. Sorted out a 3-some with them, with a cheerful lady who spoke good English (with an East European accent). First meeting didn't happen as, when parked near to their 'base', I couldn't get any text response, only to see the pair of them walking away down the street. The day after I made contact was offered a discount, re-arranged a meet for the following week - and discovered all the problems you guys have been suffering. No English, no enthusiasm, limited activities (contrary to what their 'handler' had agreed to), and I left half way through. When I phoned to complain later I was told it was my fault because I was drunk - on about a 1/4 of a glass of wine!
Nearly turned me against 3-somes - now THAT would have been a BIG mistake.

Offline MrT222

Maybe it's not a recent thing then...

Either way I think I'll steer clear of the HNDF girls for a while.

Sounds exactly like my experiance with her, grumpy, lifeless, miserable.... never again!

Offline mystery7

I've seen her 5 times and never had a bad service from her....the first meet was average to good and they've gotten better with each one. First meet was 2 years ago, most recent was a week or so ago :drinks:
Banning reason: Abusive + Obsessing over prossie

Offline MrT222

You live up to your name Mystery.

Offline mystery7

Banning reason: Abusive + Obsessing over prossie

theGOAT

Link: https://www.adultwork.com/1869519 or https://www.adultwork.com/Sweet+Carla+x

Barely greeted me coming in. Like in Goat's review, I came out of the shower and she was nowhere to be seen so I had to sit around and wait for her to show up. No intimacy, no friendliness, could barely hold a conversation. Very rude and uncompromising throughout.

She is inexpensive but I’d rather pay the extra money and have good sex with someone fun. Awful - would not return.

Thanks for the the review Mr.T.  Don't say I didn't warn you :lol:

That sitting around waiting after the shower is quite bizarre - I got to study the second hand on the clock, the cobwebs on the wall, and the view from the window.  I nearly texted her to find out where she had gone!

And you're right - being cheap(ish) is no compensation for poor service.

Cheers!  :drinks:
« Last Edit: June 24, 2016, 05:51:00 PM by theGOAT »


24 review(s) found for Sweet Carla x linked to in above post (15 positive, 7 neutral, 2 negative)

Offline MrT222

In retrospect I should have used that time to climb out the window.

Offline mystery7

They always do the 5 minute wait thing...can get a bit annoying. But the last time I saw her she left the room for 5 mins (met her at 5pm) and she came back in at 5:05pm so I said 'How long have I got?' and she said 'Till 5:35pm'......so she left for five mins then started the clock when she came back in. Never thought to ask before.....so maybe they just start from whenever they get back to the room.....
Banning reason: Abusive + Obsessing over prossie




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