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Author Topic: how many times in the last year have you been messed about  (Read 6166 times)

Online Marmalade

interesting choice of handle ...
online dictionary: "pabulum: Insipid intellectual nourishment, bland dull: eg '"TV . . . gobbled up comedy material and spat it out as pabulum' "

Do you gobble up smelly fannies and spit them out as honey perhaps?

Offline PompeyChap

I've had a lot of baits and switches from my local Chinese parlour, but never really walked as it's turned out to be between average-great considering the price. I've only been messed about once though by a EE WG.

Claimed she offered OWO, FK and CIM on the AW page, confirmed it in the text and confirm it when I arrived. Proceeded to pull out a condom, then asked £30 for OWO, when I refused she went into a huff, decided not to give a blowjob and started to put her clothes on. When I asked for my money back (£60 for 30 minutes) she refused then said it broken English that I was the one refusing the service, I argued a bit then gave up, sat down on the bed in the hotel and buggered about on my phone. She chatted away with who I presume was her pimp on the phone, 15 minutes later I was still sitting there. She gives me a dirty looks, throws my money at me and I leave.

I've had a few EE girls who haven't smiled or bothered to put much effort in but I just end up not gonig back to them, as I see it I'm paying for the sex not for the smile.

Offline Joe Blob

They've archived reports where the girl hasn't had one for a certain period, two years I think, on the assumption that she's no longer working.

I think I was down to one live FR last time I looked

Offline Joe Blob

interesting choice of handle ...
online dictionary: "pabulum: Insipid intellectual nourishment, bland dull: eg '"TV . . . gobbled up comedy material and spat it out as pabulum' "


But that was definition 2, definition 1 was " A substance that gives nourishment; food."  which means that Marmalade is a form of Pabulum, so make of that what you will    :drinks:

Offline Joe Blob

They've archived reports where the girl hasn't had one for a certain period, two years I think, on the assumption that she's no longer working.

I think I was down to one live FR last time I looked

Oops, this was in reply to Jim's
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I certainly DID have negative reports on auto-censored, they have been removed which just proves how biased auto-censored is, they leave a positive report for Kim of Dartford dated 2001 but remove more recent negative reports.

The last time I checked I had about 21 reports.

Online Marmalade

But that was definition 2, definition 1 was " A substance that gives nourishment; food."  which means that Marmalade is a form of Pabulum, so make of that what you will    :drinks:
Very good Mr Clever Sausage.

I was, of course, just winding him up. But if you want to make more of it, let's go to the etymology, which offers more than a simplistic definition . . . :
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pabulum (n.)
    "food" for anything, 1670s, from Latin pabulum "fodder, food, nourishment," from PIE root *pa- "to protect, feed" (see food) + instrumentive suffix *-dhlom.

    Pablum (1932), derived from this, is a trademark (Mead Johnson & Co.) for a soft, bland cereal used as a food for infants and weak and invalid people, hence figurative use (attested from 1970, first by U.S. Vice President Spiro Agnew) in reference to "mushy" political prose.

I think mushy fodder quite well describes the field reports of someone who has 'never had a bad experience' in 11 years, don't you? In fact, that's all pro$$ienet like to publish: keep feeding us modified edible crap even about the most heinous of slags.

(Don't worry, Pabulum, if you reform and start posting more discerning reports I shall assist in resurrecting your name from the ashes, to be sure.)

And I hope you find my Marmalade nourishing tasty and full of vitamins! I assure you it is quality stuff - not your mushy slush from Tesco's cheap gunk factory. ;)

Online Steve2

I certainly DID have negative reports on auto-censored, they have been removed which just proves how biased auto-censored is, they leave a positive report for Kim of Dartford dated 2001 but remove more recent negative reports.

The last time I checked I had about 21 reports.    :unknown:

Or maybe the providers of the negative reports have been deleted

My check of your FR's was at lunchtime today

Offline oinki

Poll should have been by percentage rather than figures. I've had 2 (~20%) dodgy ones, one being a last minute cancellation on RB (to be fair first time booking someone with 0 positive feedback and only neutral feedback - blaming on appendicitis + surgery the day before!!!) and one being incall that were potential bait and switch (or rather giving the girl a call for address just to find out she is no longer available despite having booked her two hours earlier).

Offline billyjo

Reading some of these posts makes me realise how lucky I have been, have been punting for a number of years and the majority of my experiences have been very good, only one time I booked a girl who used fake photo's in her profile but she was still a beautiful girl who gave me a good time so no complaints here.

Never been ripped off to date or had a girl cancel on me when i arrive.

Worst experience to date was turning up for a booking for the girl to tell me she had no condoms left and I could do the business bareback but luckily I had condoms.  We had agreed on an hours booking but when I arrived she said she could only do 30 minute booking as someone else had booked her.

I have even booked girls without feedback sometimes and ended up with a good time.

Maximum I pay is £120 per hour and only book wg's with natural breasts, can't stand  fakes.

Offline pabulum

It is interesting that you only have six FR's on auto-censored which date back to 2005, needless to say they are all positive, does that mean you have not had a bad punt in the last 7 years. ????????

Thanks for your interest in my reports. I answered the question 'How many times in the last year....?' and I've had none. In the early days I had some - perhaps five - which were not particularly good, and one which was bad. In each case they were through AW, which wasn't a matter for FRs. The bad one I complained to AW about and the profile went the next day. I couldn't leave a 'negative' as the meeting was never confirmed on the site, by the supposed SP.

Online Jimmyredcab

Thanks for your interest in my reports.

No problem.  :hi:

The reason I stopped doing reports was the ban on Adultwork girls, if you can't give a link then the report is pointless.

Offline thickerdicker

ONE girl on here i could mention, really messed me about! All i wanted was some proof and then received an avalanche of abuse and witchunting! :crazy:  I missed out on another for her and she really plays with your mind ! I was told she was sweet and lovely by one of her so-called pals but from what i witnessed ,just complete anxiety and then turned to hate! I am not sure, if so posh and so educated, then why is she an escort? :unknown: She really made my December miserable! :cry: Oh by the way i think she been spreading email vile about me in PM's over at adwork to others i may have been interested in seeing! Just  :wackogirl:!

Want to add she taught me what to watch out for > " FEMME FATALE'S"  I am begining to think most escorts even normal girls are all hormone driven nutters!
« Last Edit: January 02, 2013, 05:57:02 PM by thickerdicker »

Online Marmalade

ONE girl on here i could mention, really messed me about! All i wanted was some proof and then received an avalanche of abuse and witchunting! :crazy:  I missed out on another for her and she really plays with your mind ! I was told she was sweet and lovely by one of her so-called pals but from what i witnessed ,just complete anxiety and then turned to hate! I am not sure, if so posh and so educated, then why is she an escort? :unknown: She really made my December miserable! :cry: Oh by the way i think she been spreading email vile about me in PM's over at adwork to others i may have been interested in seeing! Just  :wackogirl:!

Want to add she taught me what to watch out for > " FEMME FATALE'S"  I am begining to think most escorts even normal girls are all hormone driven nutters!

I'm sorry to hear you had a bad punt. Was it someone who other punters have had good punts with?

Prossies have the upper hand at AW. It is best to try not to piss them off (that goes for women generally - and men) but in life you can find an even playing ground if you are lucky. If she has fucked up your profile why not just wipe it and start again with a new one. If she really is a minger, I don't think a negative review is out of order, even if it was just your experience. But sadly you probably can't prove stuff like what she 'might' be doing.

Of course, if she's on UKP and you name her we could have a good old bun-fight. My guess is you will both come off worst. You have UKP to soothe you (if you haven't been a premeditated arse) but she will have the 'industry' behind her. And unless you prefer chatting to punting you had better have a good plan B.

Offline thickerdicker

I'm sorry to hear you had a bad punt. Was it someone who other punters have had good punts with?

Prossies have the upper hand at AW. It is best to try not to piss them off (that goes for women generally - and men) but in life you can find an even playing ground if you are lucky. If she has fucked up your profile why not just wipe it and start again with a new one. If she really is a minger, I don't think a negative review is out of order, even if it was just your experience. But sadly you probably can't prove stuff like what she 'might' be doing.

Of course, if she's on UKP and you name her we could have a good old bun-fight. My guess is you will both come off worst. You have UKP to soothe you (if you haven't been a premeditated arse) but she will have the 'industry' behind her. And unless you prefer chatting to punting you had better have a good plan B.


No,unfortunately i have not seen her due to her rather than me! I was happy to forgive move on and start again and see Her! Love  to still see her but she just got this thing in her head that i had made her feel violated?  Then was told to f'Off ! I only asked a question to try and spark a reaction from someone on p'nternet who had seen her to give me more of an account due to her high price! It was as i said , she looked a bit like a film star  that she had told me privately and she  REALLY got bothered by that which i find baffling as the filmstar in question is good looking ! :unknown: Personally i think there is nothing wrong with trying to do your research on a escort,especially if very expensive!
  I was only trying to get a reaction in her own thread and no-one was coming forward and i had to do this as there was NO >Reviews at all on her, except it seems at auto-censored?  That site is a payment reviewing system and i am not paying to read others words at all! Punting is rather an expensive game ,so more costs ,i don't think so! :thumbsdown:

When it comes to Jasmine i feel sorry for her that no one seems to have given her a review as i can't understand why unless she see's VERY few clients and seems to be rather fussy on who she will see! I handled (the prelude ) , badly now in reflection for which i am rather miserable about as she was the ideal escort i had been looking for! :(  She just seems to think i was a wacko/evil creature for which i am not! If she had ever met me she would have been rather pleased even so in her mind i am the  "Honey Monster"!

The whole episode has made me even more cautious than i was with this game! :scare:
I am very selective and i would call myself a seldom punter and not a fully fledge one as numbers are not my thing ,its quality that counts! :thumbsup:  I will try to react quicker and just go for it in future as hanging on seems to frustrate /infuriate potential escorts.
I have always seen in my eyes the best ones and will continue to so so for a while ! I could have a relationship  as i have alot of lady friends a few do fancy me rather alot but i am not in the right place right now financially to give them a life! I mean a proper life , though i am saving hard and working hard to give the future lady the best i can give! ;)

Online Jimmyredcab

If she has fucked up your profile why not just wipe it and start again with a new one.

Is it possible for a punter to delete their profile, I could not find an option to do that.  ?????????????????

Is it possible for a punter to delete their profile, I could not find an option to do that.  ?????????????????

yes anyone can delete their profile

Online Marmalade

Is it possible for a punter to delete their profile, I could not find an option to do that.  ?????????????????

I haven't done it, but I understand that if you use the deactivate button on your registration details your profile is deleted completely after a month.

Online Jimmyredcab

yes anyone can delete their profile

How do you know that, you are a service provider, I am a service seeker.

When I bring up my registration details there is no deactivate button.    :unknown:

How do you know that, you are a service provider, I am a service seeker.

When I bring up my registration details there is no deactivate button.    :unknown:

cause i have known guys who have done it

Online Marmalade

It's true. I've got a 'remove me' button on my registration details page. There again, I've fucked about with my profile so much it may just be a loophole. The trade off is that if we make too easily public how to fuck with your Aw page then they will close the loopholes.

Online Marmalade

From the Aw help pages:

(Search with keyword 'remove')

"How do I remove myself from this website? Can I reactivate?

The remove me button can be found on this page

Click the + sign next to Registration and Regional Details

Click the Remove Me Button

Within one month of removing your account you will be able to reactivate it via the Reactivate Me page, linked to on the login page."



I'm just on my mobile phone just now and font have the help page URL, but when you click 'this page' it should take you to the page with the button.

« Last Edit: January 03, 2013, 02:35:15 PM by Marmalade »


Offline MethodMan

I have deleted several AW accounts cos I left honest fb for wgs (just telling it how it was for me, things like "average at best" or "it was OK, but I've had better"), they didn't like what I wrote and left me nasty lies on my fb in return, which affects trying to book other girls, so I don't bother much with fb nowadays! I prefer to book girls who advertise their number and avoid booking through the AW booking system.
« Last Edit: January 03, 2013, 06:22:52 PM by MethodMan »
Banning reason: Fluffy white-knight caught out harassing, stalking and outing another member for daring to criticize his favourite whore whom he is obsessed with

What would happen if you deactivated your account, didn't log into AW for a month & then rejoin with a new account?  I assume any alias links would disappear  :unknown:

Offline MethodMan

What would happen if you deactivated your account, didn't log into AW for a month & then rejoin with a new account?  I assume any alias links would disappear  :unknown:

I think that is the case. I have not had any problems when rejoining just a few days after deleting my previous account.
Banning reason: Fluffy white-knight caught out harassing, stalking and outing another member for daring to criticize his favourite whore whom he is obsessed with


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