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Author Topic: Anal hair: now there's a question I never thought I'd ask a bunch of guys...  (Read 3458 times)

Fine gents of UKP...

I am booked into see the massively well-reviewed Lucy next Tuesday (https://www.adultwork.com/3329708 or https://www.adultwork.com/CutestLucy). I am really excited for many reasons, which are well known all over UKP. But a key reason is that it will tick another item off my bucket list: proper, deep rimming (by her, on me).

So my question is this: for those of you who have received proper, deep rimming off a WG (especially Lucy herself, but also from someone else) - are you 100% smooth down there? As in, around your arsehole? I am not - while there's not a 70's-style porn forest down there, I have a midly hairy arse. I don't want that to mean Lucy refuses to rim me, or doesn't go for it as much as she has clearly done with others of you who've seen her.

Just wondering what the form is here. Before punts I always (1) shower extensively, (2) shave, or at least trim, my crotch and balls. But wondering whether on this occasion whether I should be fully bald, the full 'sack and crack' approach. And if so, where the hell do I get something like that done?

Cheers! Thank god for this forum - I can't imagine how many beers I'd need to have before asking this question in person  :drinks: :drinks: :drinks: :drinks: 


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Having been rimmed in the past by a very openly spoken WG I would say shave it all off or leave it natural. She said with hair you get an odd stray one and shaven is smoother, apparently in between (trimmed) is like licking a spiny cactus  :scare:

In the bath I usually get the gillette out and give balls, base of cock, perineum and arse-hole area a shave. Careful around balls and cock for obvious reasons but arse-hole is quick and easy - a couple of swipes either side does the trick.
I reckon keeping these areas smooth and hair free for a punt gives the WG confidence that you're clean. In my experience she'll more readily venture downwards from your cock if she hasn't got to negotiate a forest.
1st post accomplished  :yahoo:

Offline andyrou

Fuck me, I just spat my coffee out reading this and laughing out loud. That's a brilliant thought process going on there Zakk, listen she's getting paid handsomely to tickle the rusty sheriffs badge with her wager so who give's a shit, excuse the pun?

I mean we go the HOLE hog a talk about Anal Bleaching? Know there's a thought. Enjoy Lucy and I look forward to the report.

Hairy arse, been rimmed.  Next!  :lol:

I reckon keeping these areas smooth and hair free for a punt gives the WG confidence that you're clean. In my experience she'll more readily venture downwards from your cock if she hasn't got to negotiate a forest.

Cheers mate (and congrats on your first post...) - I think this is my concern. I think I might give myself a trim just to make sure. A 'sack & crack' wax might backfire and leave me in writhing agony  :scare: :scare:

Cheers mate (and congrats on your first post...) - I think this is my concern. I think I might give myself a trim just to make sure. A 'sack & crack' wax might backfire and leave me in writhing agony  :scare: :scare:
Backfiring during a crack wax is f@cking dangerous. Trust me  :lol:

Offline dubs

Hairy arse, been rimmed.  Next!  :lol:

Same. If a girl is about to stick her tongue in your choco hole, she's hardly going to care about s few hairs is she?

Maybe ask on UKE for a definitive answer


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Offline uutarn

WTF? I would never rim a hairy ass! Looks wrong, feels wrong.

Anyway i've been shaving down there for about 20 years and i suppose its for me as much as the "rimmer."
Also if you can bring yourself to do it, douche. £20, and its a piece of piss to do. Do these two things and they will be FKing your asshole.
These two things have led me to receive rimming from WG's who don't normally do so, bonus as rimming (both ways) is something i really enjoy.

 :hi:

Offline webpunter

Shaving arse crack in addition to shaft & ball bag in the bath is easy.  Most difficult is 1st time.  After that its easy - just do it regularly.  And on the GilletteProGlide with battery on it feels nice.  A fringe [as opposed to minge] benefit is that when farting with a shaved bum crack then louder with a slapping type sound.  And it deffo goes up an octave  :lol:  Much more impressive.  Not into rimming but feels feels nice when they do a feel around on the perineum with loads of oil
« Last Edit: June 18, 2016, 12:17:19 AM by webpunter »

Offline Apu

surely boots have some hair removal creams you can use.

Offline momochan

surely boots have some hair removal creams you can use.

surely ,you dont want to be using creams on sensitive parts ?

Offline sushi


20 February 2014 at 19:59



THIS IS AN ACTUAL CUSTOMER REVIEW FROM A MAN ON AMAZON.CO.UK AFTER USING VEET HAIR REMOVAL CREAM FOR MEN. I ACTUALLY HAD TEARS ROLLING DOWN MY FACE WHILE READING IT LAUGHING LIKE AN IDIOT IN A RESTAURANT

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat.

I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn’t have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, toe the lid off and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn’t managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and an tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me.

This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering “ooooohhh that feels good” Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn’t heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn’t the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn’t improve my status…so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect.





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20 February 2014 at 19:59



THIS IS AN ACTUAL CUSTOMER REVIEW FROM A MAN ON AMAZON.CO.UK AFTER USING VEET HAIR REMOVAL CREAM FOR MEN. I ACTUALLY HAD TEARS ROLLING DOWN MY FACE WHILE READING IT LAUGHING LIKE AN IDIOT IN A RESTAURANT

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat.

I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn’t have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, toe the lid off and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn’t managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and an tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me.

This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering “ooooohhh that feels good” Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn’t heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn’t the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn’t improve my status…so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect.

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I'm crying with laughter at this. Absolutely brilliant  :lol:

Had mine styled into a mullet with a purple rinse

tonibell99

surely ,you dont want to be using creams on sensitive parts ?

It's fine as long as you are carefull & don't leave it on for too long. (Better to experiment with a shorter time first and do it twice rather than too long the first time).

I'd rather that than go anywhere near my bits with a razor  :scare:

Offline JV547845

Hairy arse here too.  I'd make sure to clean off any clumps of toilet paper and give my ass hair trim with scissors.  Shaving your ass is high maintenance, risks cutting yourself in your nether regions and itches like fuck when it grows back

I was once refused rimming, she said "it's very hairy down there".

Ever since, if I think rimming is on the cards I will shave the day before, and never had problems with itchiness as it grows back.

Offline Apu

looks like I was wrong then !

Apparently Nair is the one to use for men. 

http://www.naircare.com/en/Men

I suppose after the first time you kinda get used to it.  Never tried it myself.   :unknown:

Offline maxxblue

Apparently Nair is the one to use for men. 

http://www.naircare.com/en/Men

I suppose after the first time you kinda get used to it.  Never tried it myself.   :unknown:

According to website, "works on back, chest, arms and legs" - no mention if arsehair.

Having a painful ingrown hair on your ring piece and then having that removed, risking a split sphincter muscle and a lifetime of pooping in a bag is probably not worth worrying about.

 :sarcastic:

According to website, "works on back, chest, arms and legs" - no mention if arsehair.

It also says 'bikini area' for women which is essentially the same product...  The general rule of thumb is it's designed for external use.

Offline maxxblue

It also says 'bikini area' for women which is essentially the same product...  The general rule of thumb is it's designed for external use.

A ringpiece is not the same as back, chest, arms and legs, and unlike these parts of the anatomy, is mucous membranous.

For example, try putting salt/vic on your back, arm, chest or leg and what happens? Nothing.

Try putting salt in one of your mucous membranous areas of your anatomy, such as your eyes or up your nose, and what happens? Exactly.
« Last Edit: June 20, 2016, 12:48:57 AM by maxxblue »

How about applying a little circle cut out of masking tape to your ring piece?  That way you can protect the area and get it clear of hair using the aforementioned cream.  I guess you could do the same with your pee hole.  Maybe masking tape isn't the appropriate tape but you get my gist.

We need someone to TOFTT and give a detailed review of both VEET and NAIR.   :blush:


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