Do any of you gents know of a girl under 40 providing such a service?
Not looking for any of these half-arsed light baby oil efforts ending with a wank, but rather a nice hard pounding to start with, followed by a good firm professional-level, Swedish-style massage from a girl who really knows what she's doing.
I'm guessing it's a long shot, but thought I may as well ask since that's what UKP is for.