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Author Topic: My problem  (Read 1902 times)

Offline PetrolHead

This is a little silly but. I'm 24 and like 5ft2 and seen like 5 WG's, all 5 have been bigger than me and weighed way more than me so it makes it pretty tiring for me to keep going for a long period. There is a few girls nearish to me who are smaller that I'd like to see but they are really fucking stunning and I think that they could be too good for me. Should I just go and not give a fuck?

Btw I just got back from a punt and I'm not pleased at all, was an EE and she was a right moody bitch but I'm that nice I won't say anything. I've been a lurker on here since my first punt and you've all helped me out with the threads I've read but I'm not happy.
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Offline AnthG

This is a little silly but. I'm 24 and like 5ft2 and seen like 5 WG's, all 5 have been bigger than me and weighed way more than me so it makes it pretty tiring for me to keep going for a long period. There is a few girls nearish to me who are smaller that I'd like to see but they are really fucking stunning and I think that they could be too good for me. Should I just go and not give a fuck?

I am not sure what the issue is. As isn't everyone effectively the same height lying down?

But in terms of your last line saying they are too good for you. I am not sure what you mean by that. You are paying. They won't turn you down that is guaranteed. So just book whoever you want to.

Just to also say if you are ever feeling self-conscious about your height. Remember Tom Cruise is ls also very short and pretty much every one of his films his leading lady he is standing next to is way taller than he is. And yet he is considered a heart-throb and gets paid millions for movies he stars in. It doesn't really matter is what I am trying to say.

Offline PetrolHead

I am not sure what the issue is. As isn't everyone effectively the same height lying down?

But in terms of your last line saying they are too good for you. I am not sure what you mean by that. You are paying. They won't turn you down that is guaranteed. So just book whoever you want to.

Just to also say if you are ever feeling self-conscious about your height. Remember Tom Cruise is ls also very short and pretty much every one of his films his leading lady he is standing next to is way taller than he is. And yet he is considered a heart-throb and gets paid millions for movies he stars in. It doesn't really matter is what I am trying to say.
That is sound advice. But I meant like trying different positions with girls that are bigger than me can get pretty tiring. I'm also skinny so that doesn't help.

Anyway that Tom Cruise line got me feeling a bit better about seeing the stunners so I'll give it a go and report back.
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Offline Spacecowb0y

As above, lose you height and look insecurities, they will only make you feel even worse about yourself.
If I can get lovely looking girls, to smile and smoulder over me (after paying) then so can you.
Get out there and book who you want.

Offline PetrolHead

As above, lose you height and look insecurities, they will only make you feel even worse about yourself.
If I can get lovely looking girls, to smile and smoulder over me (after paying) then so can you.
Get out there and book who you want.
The problem for me is that I look about 16 year old. It's a bastard and makes me lose confidence. I am starting to gain a bit of confidence lately though, it is what it is, in time I'll not care.
Banning reason: Abusive troll

Offline OakTree

The whole point of punting (for me anyway) is to fuck girls who in the real world you wouldn't get near. Youve no idea what they think so it's not worth thinking about. Your cash is the incentive for them regardless of your height, looks, cock size or charm.

Offline paul_b_1977

Have a look on one of the sub forums for a petite girls thread (I think punther created it) where you'll find some tinier girls who perhaps won't seem so overbearing for you

Offline Steely Dan

This is a little silly but.
your words. Not words most would use.
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Btw I just got back from a punt and I'm not pleased at all, was an EE and she was a right moody bitch but I'm that nice I won't say anything.
Link?  Not sharing is not 'nice', it is troll like. it is what fake punters might do also.
The problem for me is that I look about 16 year old.
Could it be because you are 16?

 Indeed, SteelyDan; the originator, 'Petrolhead' writes in a style that suggests he may well be a schoolboy/troll.
Time to finish this discussion.

Offline Corus Boy

Have you checked out you local Chinese/Asian places?

They are usually 5'ish, slim and pretty but you are playing potluck until you get to know the names, so be prepared to walk.

Online PLeisure

Steely and MacHine have it. This is standard immature trolling..... yawn  :timeout:

And what is this shit:
Btw I just got back from a punt and I'm not pleased at all, was an EE and she was a right moody bitch but I'm that nice I won't say anything. I've been a lurker on here since my first punt and you've all helped me out with the threads I've read but I'm not happy.
Anyone spending time on this forum - creepy lurker or otherwise - understands the basic ethos of UKP. It's about providing relevant intel to punters. This includes naming and shaming any WG that provides a less than satisfactory service. So that we know who to avoid.
OP says he's "not happy" yet asserts he's nice enough to not identify his source of frustration.

Muppet...

Offline hendrix

This is a little silly but. I'm 24 and like 5ft2 and seen like 5 WG's, all 5 have been bigger than me and weighed way more than me so it makes it pretty tiring for me to keep going for a long period. There is a few girls nearish to me who are smaller that I'd like to see but they are really fucking stunning and I think that they could be too good for me. Should I just go and not give a fuck?

Btw I just got back from a punt and I'm not pleased at all, was an EE and she was a right moody bitch but I'm that nice I won't say anything. I've been a lurker on here since my first punt and you've all helped me out with the threads I've read but I'm not happy.

Assuming you're not 12-16 years old, how could a prossie be too good for you? You're paying her to ignore how grim you are, you plank  :wacko:

Offline Gspotter

There are many sexual positions available. Do some research and work out what works best for you. Doggy, for example, is forgiving of height and weight diffetences.
 Then there are positions for trolls with small penises.
Banning reason: Slagging off UKP members

WGs have seen it all in terms of body shape, height, attractiveness, dick size etc. Lose the insecurity, it only serves to self-sabotage. That goes for punter life and otherwise

I'd also advise join the gym - skinniness is something you can fix

Offline Kenobiboy

I am far, far, far from skinny! And I had the same hang ups, but my first wg, was a sexy as hell 20 something. All these things went  through my head "would she find me unattractive? Would she think my personality sucks etc, but it didn't matter one bit. When I got there I was treated as any other punter.
I now see it the same way I see my own job.  I'm a mechanic and work on old shitters and top end sports cars, but at the end of the day it doesn't bother me as the colour of the customers money is all the same. Its just a job.

Offline PetrolHead

Fucking hell. wish I wouldn't have signed up now. People saying I'm a weirdo for searching through the sight to help myself out. Fuck you. If I was trolling I wouldn't be back on here would I. Anyway those who gave decent advice, cheers.
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Offline PetrolHead

Assuming you're not 12-16 years old, how could a prossie be too good for you? You're paying her to ignore how grim you are, you plank  :wacko:
I'm actually pretty good looking just really small and skinny so it can be pretty embarrassing. But no need to be a cunt.
« Last Edit: June 16, 2016, 12:00:41 AM by PetrolHead »
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Offline Hydrant

Small, skinny, young and good-looking? A bit of boldness and self-confidence will get you all the pussy you need without paying escorts. I didn't understand this when I was young and wish I could go back and exploit my own youthful assets with the benefit of experience. Stop being scared and try your luck.
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Offline momochan

so true lol , ask 100 girls for a date , at least 1 will say yes when you are young and skinny not old and fat  :lol:

Online James999

I'm actually pretty good looking just really small

Look on the positive, it's nearly Panto time


Offline hendrix

I'm actually pretty good looking just really small and skinny so it can be pretty embarrassing. But no need to be a cunt.

If you think that's an example of me "being a cunt" you should stick around a while and I'll show you some better examples you small, skinny baby  :sarcastic:

Oh wait....

Offline Happylad

I thought half term was over!

Offline jamal2k94

Btw I just got back from a punt and I'm not pleased at all, was an EE and she was a right moody bitch but I'm that nice I won't say anything. I've been a lurker on here since my first punt and you've all helped me out with the threads I've read but I'm not happy.

Anything to be said here for taking a little bit of time out and having a think about what you want from a punt or if you want to punt at all for a while?

Don't want to be a dippy sentimental wanker, but for your next punt, chill for a bit, read reviews here, look for someone that matches what you're after and post a review. I've been a long time lurker too and only recently posted a couple of reviews but there's something to be said for reflecting a bit on a punt through the review writing, it makes you think about what you want from the thing and what you don't want and helps you get the most out of your future punts.

Oh I see he's been banned, oh well!

Online overdone

Go with the smaller local girl - you are still paying her to let you fuck her & you can find out if she's cold then don't see her again


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