1st punt.....Paperwork

[Kenobiboy]

Tomorrow I'm off for my first punt, but always hear about paperwork beforehand. What's that all about? And surely it can't be binding in any way so what's the point?

[OldAdmin]

Paperwork = Money.

It's a term used by fluffies who want to fool themselves that they're not paying for sex.

[nigel4498]

Tomorrow I'm off for my first punt, but always hear about paperwork beforehand. What's that all about? And surely it can't be binding in any way so what's the point?

You could always make a donation. 

[Kenobiboy]

Ahh, now it all falls into place  cheers

[PLeisure]

External Link/Members Only 

Have a great punt 

[matt000169]

You could always make a donation. 

Never liked it when it's called donation. Sounds like your visiting a charity.

[nodrah]

Never liked it when it's called donation. Sounds like your visiting a charity.

How about calling it a deposit then ......

[Sureshot]

1st punt, 1st rule. Hand over money / give her cash / pay the prostitute.  Dont "sort out the paperwork"

[Rod trotter]

Tomorrow I'm off for my first punt, but always hear about paperwork beforehand. What's that all about? And surely it can't be binding in any way so what's the point?

Fucking hell that made me laugh

[cunnyhunt]

I prefer them to send a pro-forma invoice beforehand so that I can present it to accounts for payment.

[Silver Birch]

'Paperwork' is often presented in an envelope, and sometimes left discreetly on the side 

All the rest of us hand over the cash and ask her to count it in front of us.

[OakTree]

We all had to start somewhere but yes as others have said its a term used by many and it just means the act of handing over the cash.

[Stalinator]

'Paperwork' is often presented in an envelope, and sometimes left discreetly on the side 

All the rest of us hand over the cash and ask her to count it in front of us.

There are whores who actually insist on an envelope. So far up their own arses they are.

[snowbum]

There is always that moment after you pay and they then disappear that you wonder if they are coming back 

Some of my best punts have been where they just left the money on the side, but does seem open to a dishonest punter taking it back!

[Bangers and Gash]

Tomorrow I'm off for my first punt.....

Don't forget the bouquet of red roses and Belgium chocolates. 

Whoops! sorry, thought I was on another forum! 

[smiths]

Paperwork = Money.

It's a term used by fluffies who want to fool themselves that they're not paying for sex.

And often put it in an envelope of course, and will have a gift with them for the WG.

[smiths]

Don't forget the bouquet of red roses and Belgium chocolates. 

Whoops! sorry, thought I was on another forum! 

I thought you were one of the last romantics Bangers on here.

[oring123]

So wgs take cards
Some check notes with disclosure pen
And some have a light to put notes under
That shows up fakes .

Most just leave it on the side .

[hottext72]

Never liked it when it's called donation. Sounds like your visiting a charity.

It usally is when you visit Romanian prossies     You pay and don't get back what you expect.   

Although there are few rare exceptions 

[Marmalade]

I prefer them to send a pro-forma invoice beforehand so that I can present it to accounts for payment.

Remember to cross off any undeclared extras like VAT, and read the small print thoroughly for phrases like, "photograph and likes list are for illustration purposes only and not indicative of the girl that turns up or services actually provided".

[Hertsgent]

I thought paperwork was when you took a dump in the WGs facilities and used the last of the roll - ie essential pre-punt activity....

[Buttons]

You are all wrong, it's not paperwork or donation. That's basic junior fluffy speak.

Hardcore fluffies much prefer the term "tribute".........

[matt000169]

How about calling it a deposit then ......

You typically get deposits back. Unless you break something 

[matt000169]

Tomorrow I'm off for my first punt, but always hear about paperwork beforehand. What's that all about? And surely it can't be binding in any way so what's the point?

Has the lad done the deed? Did it all live up to his expectations?

[Bangers and Gash]

Has the lad done the deed? Did it all live up to his expectations?...

.... Did Mr floppy make an appearance? And did the pro$$ie turn out to be a drag queen called Colin? Find out, on the next episode of UK punting.

 

[Kenobiboy]

Well......... Job done , was bloody awesome  , I can see how it could get addictive. Will whack a review up. No pens uv lights just handed over the dosh and she just stuck it in the top drawer, and straight onto the good stuff.

[mrdiamond77]

Well done mate.  Glad you enjoyed your punt.

[Kenobiboy]

Cheers, was all very surreal, drove back from the punt with a total calmness inside, really weird. I'm usually hanging out the window, shouting at all the arse holes on the road, hard to explain.

[matt000169]

Glad you enjoyed it and an excellent review too

[S.X. MacHine]

.... Did Mr floppy make an appearance? And did the pro$$ie turn out to be a drag queen called Colin? Find out, on the next episode of UK punting.

 

Read his review. Turns out the WG was a 20 yo beauty and filthy with it. Heathrow is a bit out of my commuting range or I'd be there like a shot.
Seems the dirty lucky bastard came good on his first punt and I'm jealous sick...
Seriously, good on you, mate.

[Sheer Tights]

If you ask for a VAT receipt then you can charge it as secretarial or admin services which can be offset against tax and VAT.

[Type_O_Negative]

And often put it in an envelope of course, and will have a gift with them for the WG.

I remember marthy mcfly used to give them birthday or christmas cards too