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Author Topic: 1st punt.....Paperwork  (Read 1467 times)

Offline Kenobiboy

Tomorrow I'm off for my first punt, but always hear about paperwork beforehand. What's that all about? And surely it can't be binding in any way so what's the point?

Offline Admin

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Paperwork = Money.

It's a term used by fluffies who want to fool themselves that they're not paying for sex.

Offline nigel4498

Tomorrow I'm off for my first punt, but always hear about paperwork beforehand. What's that all about? And surely it can't be binding in any way so what's the point?
You could always make a donation.  :D

Offline Kenobiboy

Ahh, now it all falls into place  ;) cheers


You could always make a donation.  :D

Never liked it when it's called donation. Sounds like your visiting a charity.

Offline nodrah

Never liked it when it's called donation. Sounds like your visiting a charity.
How about calling it a deposit then ...... :D

Offline hexohm

1st punt, 1st rule. Hand over money / give her cash / pay the prostitute.  Dont "sort out the paperwork"


Offline Rod trotter

Tomorrow I'm off for my first punt, but always hear about paperwork beforehand. What's that all about? And surely it can't be binding in any way so what's the point?


Fucking hell that made me laugh
Banning reason: Pathetic little shit threatening Admin that he would get himself banned unless his account is deleted

Offline cunnyhunt

I prefer them to send a pro-forma invoice beforehand so that I can present it to accounts for payment. :D

'Paperwork' is often presented in an envelope, and sometimes left discreetly on the side  :dash: :dash:

All the rest of us hand over the cash and ask her to count it in front of us.

Online OakTree

We all had to start somewhere but yes as others have said its a term used by many and it just means the act of handing over the cash.

'Paperwork' is often presented in an envelope, and sometimes left discreetly on the side  :dash: :dash:

All the rest of us hand over the cash and ask her to count it in front of us.

There are whores who actually insist on an envelope. So far up their own arses they are.

Offline snowbum

There is always that moment after you pay and they then disappear that you wonder if they are coming back  :P

Some of my best punts have been where they just left the money on the side, but does seem open to a dishonest punter taking it back!


Tomorrow I'm off for my first punt.....

Don't forget the bouquet of red roses and Belgium chocolates.  :hi:

Whoops! sorry, thought I was on another forum!  :D

Offline smiths

Paperwork = Money.

It's a term used by fluffies who want to fool themselves that they're not paying for sex.

And often put it in an envelope of course, and will have a gift with them for the WG. :D

Offline smiths

Don't forget the bouquet of red roses and Belgium chocolates.  :hi:

Whoops! sorry, thought I was on another forum!  :D

I thought you were one of the last romantics Bangers on here. :D ;) :P

Offline oring123

So wgs take cards
Some check notes with disclosure pen
And some have a light to put notes under
That shows up fakes .

Most just leave it on the side .
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Offline hottext72

Never liked it when it's called donation. Sounds like your visiting a charity.

It usally is when you visit Romanian prossies  :angry:   You pay and don't get back what you expect.    :manhater:

Although there are few rare exceptions  :hi:

Online Marmalade

I prefer them to send a pro-forma invoice beforehand so that I can present it to accounts for payment. :D

Remember to cross off any undeclared extras like VAT, and read the small print thoroughly for phrases like, "photograph and likes list are for illustration purposes only and not indicative of the girl that turns up or services actually provided".

Offline Hertsgent

I thought paperwork was when you took a dump in the WGs facilities and used the last of the roll - ie essential pre-punt activity....

Offline Buttons

You are all wrong, it's not paperwork or donation. That's basic junior fluffy speak.

Hardcore fluffies much prefer the term "tribute"......... :lol:

How about calling it a deposit then ...... :D

You typically get deposits back. Unless you break something  :D :D

Tomorrow I'm off for my first punt, but always hear about paperwork beforehand. What's that all about? And surely it can't be binding in any way so what's the point?

Has the lad done the deed? Did it all live up to his expectations?

Has the lad done the deed? Did it all live up to his expectations?...

.... Did Mr floppy make an appearance? And did the pro$$ie turn out to be a drag queen called Colin? Find out, on the next episode of UK punting.

 :D


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