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Author Topic: If you were to retire from punting  (Read 1829 times)

Hey guys, sorry if theres a thread out there on something similar to this, But if you were going to call it a day with punting which WG would you like to see for the final time?? Mine would be "Emma Stone" ive seen her before and she does offer a true pse  https://www.adultwork.com/2348511 or https://www.adultwork.com/Emma+Stone



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Offline webpunter

I can't imagine ever stopping - well until littleWP stops working.  Hopefully i'll last as long as HP.  Respec
The fun ain't gonna last forever tho.  I'd want a selection of WGs to ease me into retirement

Offline Nagilum

I would go out with a bang and have a threesome or even foursome.

You never retire as a punter, you take a break.

I've only started... I'll think about taking a break when money gets tight

Offline raylondoner

Paris and Pixie together, but I suspect that would actually be the cause of my demise - may have a job getting the lid of the coffin closed though! 😉

Online Anadin

It'd probably have to be someone I really fantasize about like the incredibly hot busty indian MILF in MK who unfortunately retired or Carla_2015 https://www.adultwork.com/2613786 or https://www.adultwork.com/carla%5F2015


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Offline Malvolio

A Romanian with negative feedback just so I was properly put off.

We all know punters never retire...

It's the thrill once you're in its hard to quit even if you slow down on frequency but if this is the case planning is essential.


Offline RedKettle

If I forget the terrible street punting many years ago then the first WG I ever saw from the internet is still available for me to see if I wanted to - no longer on AW but will see me as I am "special"  :D :D

I guess that if I was going to retire then seeing her as my last punt would have a certain symmetry to it. 

However she is getting on a bit now!!

Probably I would say fuck symmetry and go see one of my recent regulars!

Offline RedKettle

This WG was nominated on the best tits thread ages ago and I have to say that I have been captivated by her profile ever since, but have never had the opportunity to get up to Scotland.  I guess if I was retiring I would like to give her ago - although like many things that you wait for too long I suspect the actual experience compared to what happens in my mind would be a disappointment, perhaps better to travel hopefully rather than to arrive.

https://www.adultwork.com/2361434 or https://www.adultwork.com/Lovely+Miriam


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Offline Rod trotter

Good luck.

You'll be back though

Banning reason: Pathetic little shit threatening Admin that he would get himself banned unless his account is deleted

Offline bod666

My criteria for retiring is to actually get some without paying for it. Much as punting is fun, I've explored alot of my deviant little fantasies so if I was in a better relationship i'd quit.
I don't feel any particular urge to go out with a bang either.
Mostly I think I've been punting too long and it's starting to lose its thrill...

I'd probably save up and book all of my favourites for a reverse GB 2-3 hours all by myself. It would probably kill me, but what a way to go.

tcm

Offline LL

Why do people talk about retiring from punting as if it's an occupation rather than a hobby?

Do you retire from basket weaving? Nope but you might jack it in if: you don't get the same buzz out of it that you did when you started; you become satisfied with the ragged old basket you have waiting for you at home; the risks of basket-weaving-related incidents become too great for you to handle; the costs of pine straw and other bendable fibrous materials become too high; etc, etc.

So you quit basket making and take up knitting instead. But before quitting for good you scour the planet for the most elaborate basket weave design you can possibly find and take great pleasure in twining your last ever masterpiece. 
« Last Edit: June 14, 2016, 06:03:48 PM by LL »

Why do people talk about retiring from punting as if it's an occupation rather than a hobby?

Do you retire from basket weaving? Nope but you might jack it in if: you don't get the same buzz out of it that you did when you started; you become satisfied with the ragged old basket you have waiting for you at home; the risks of basket-weaving-related incidents become too great for you to handle; the costs of pine straw and other bendable fibrous materials become too high; etc, etc.

So you quit basket making and take up knitting instead. But before quitting for good you scour the planet for the most elaborate basket weave design you can possibly find and take great pleasure in twining your last ever masterpiece.

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Coffee on keyboard moment. Fuckin' hell that made me laugh.

tcm

Punters don't retire, we just take a break or punt less frequently.

Offline MrMatrix

Punters don't retire, we just take a break or punt less frequently.
+1. I can see me cutting back, but not quitting.  :hi:

Hey guys, sorry if theres a thread out there on something similar to this, But if you were going to call it a day with punting which WG would you like to see for the final time?? Mine would be "Emma Stone" ive seen her before and she does offer a true pse  https://www.adultwork.com/2348511 or https://www.adultwork.com/Emma+Stone



Almost like an alcoholic retiring after deciding upon just one more bottle off his favourite tipple...but you get the point!  ;)


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Offline CoolTiger

This WG was nominated on the best tits thread ages ago and I have to say that I have been captivated by her profile ever since, but have never had the opportunity to get up to Scotland.  I guess if I was retiring I would like to give her ago - although like many things that you wait for too long I suspect the actual experience compared to what happens in my mind would be a disappointment, perhaps better to travel hopefully rather than to arrive.

https://www.adultwork.com/2361434 or https://www.adultwork.com/Lovely+Miriam

Profile gone? or deactivated whilst on hols?


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Punters don't retire, we just take a break or punt less frequently.
There may come a point when you get too old and can't get a hard on, surely it would be a waste of money .

Online Cunning Punt

A Romanian with negative feedback just so I was properly put off.

Top answer - I see your logic!

When I retire there will be no last punt. My last punt will either be when mister happy droops and I cannot punt any more - or if missus HP discovers my hobby.

There may come a point when you get too old and can't get a hard on, surely it would be a waste of money .
not a just a waste of money but low morale and depressing.

Offline Happylad

I personally have no intention of retiring. I can still (at 86) manage a very satisfactory hour of fucking without any assistance from blue (or any other colour) pills, so if the rot ever does set in I shall still be able to bolster things up a bit with a trip to the chemist.

Hopefully, I shall die `on the job` with my regular, who already has full instructions as to what to do in that event.

Offline MrMatrix

I personally have no intention of retiring. I can still (at 86) manage a very satisfactory hour of fucking without any assistance from blue (or any other colour) pills, so if the rot ever does set in I shall still be able to bolster things up a bit with a trip to the chemist.

Hopefully, I shall die `on the job` with my regular, who already has full instructions as to what to do in that event.
There was thread recently about the oldest punter on this site. You must have missed it because no one as I recall was in their 80's let alone 86. Happylad you are a star. I just hope my OH hasn't tumbled me in the next 30 years... :hi:


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