EmilyBlonde20

[sparkyman]

Hello All,

Long time reader, very occasional punter and adding my first review


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I found myself with some time in Birmingham and as it was outside my home zone I consulted the forum here and found the lovely Emily.

Communications - No problems at all very clear

Location - Easy to find, good parking but take some pocket change for the meter.  You can pay by phone if you wanted.  The apartment is clean and a lot of people coming and going.

The Meeting - Called and didn't get and answer so texted and asked for an appointment later that day.  Received an answer and we agreed on time and length of booking.  She gave me postcode and road for my satnav and asked that I confirm booking an hour before time which I did.  Messaged to say I had arrived (was about 15 minutes early) and ready when she was.  At time of appointment she messaged the apartment number and up I went.

I was greeted at the door by the lovely Emily.  She is gorgeous, slim, tiny blonde who passionately kissed me as soon as I entered.  She took me to the room and we sorted paperwork which she went to stash.

She played some music (as a timer I guessed) on a tablet and we got down to business.

Half an hour later I popped in her mouth.  She gave me some wet wipes to clean up and then went to clean up herself.

Had a brief chat and final kiss and I left feeling very happy.

Conclusion - Would recommend a visit to anyone, I did have feeling there was someone else in the apartment but I believe from reading forums her she shares with another WG

[Ming]

Nice review sparkyman, thanks. 

Emily is a little gem as you have found out.

Ming 

[sparkyman]

I did indeed.

I should point out that I never saw anyone else in the apartment and never felt uneasy about it.

[Redster69]

Emily has been on my HL for a while and was going to try and meet today but had a peak at her PG and have been left feeling a little underwhelmed and hesitant despite her glowing feedback on here.

Her PG pics show an average looking girl with very dark circles around her eyes and a body that doesnt look toned and doesn't reflect a nubile 20 year old girl!

Is she better in real life?

[sparkyman]

Emily has been on my HL for a while and was going to try and meet today but had a peak at her PG and have been left feeling a little underwhelmed and hesitant despite her glowing feedback on here.

Her PG pics show an average looking girl with very dark circles around her eyes and a body that doesnt look toned and doesn't reflect a nubile 20 year old girl!

Is she better in real life?

Never looked at her PG so can't comment on that but I can say believe the glowing feedback on here.  She is a beautiful, sexy blonde and an amazing body who is indeed young and nubile.

I found her thanks to Ming so can say my only regret was I didn't book longer.  So book to see her you will not regret it.

[whats that noise]

Looks wise. She's pretty, although there much fitter girls out there.  I'd say 6-7. Body could be more toned,call it puppy fat. Although she's not fat. It's the service she gives that makes it a must visit.

[Ming]

Emily has been on my HL for a while and was going to try and meet today but had a peak at her PG and have been left feeling a little underwhelmed and hesitant despite her glowing feedback on here.

Her PG pics show an average looking girl with very dark circles around her eyes and a body that doesnt look toned and doesn't reflect a nubile 20 year old girl!

Is she better in real life?

She is not a model, more the pretty girl next door, but as others have said, it is the service that is exceptional, coupled with a lovely personality.

If you are after a model with no personality and mediocre service don't see her.

If you want a pretty young woman who gives her all, every time you see her, then you can't go wrong....

Ming 

[Redster69]

Went ahead with the meeting and reports are spot on. Gorgeous young lady, faultless GFE and one of the nicest RO ever. Only surprise was that I was expecting it to be as tight as a mouses ear but went quite loose when giving her a quick finger blast

Definitely recommend everyone to visit

[Ming]

Went ahead with the meeting and reports are spot on. Gorgeous young lady, faultless GFE and one of the nicest RO ever. Only surprise was that I was expecting it to be as tight as a mouses ear but went quite loose when giving her a quick finger blast

Definitely recommend everyone to visit

Surprised to hear that Redster, Emily does not allow fingers!????

There's a whiff of Bovine excrement?

Ming 

[Redster69]

Surprised to hear that Redster, Emily does not allow fingers!????

There's a whiff of Bovine excrement?

Ming 

I can assure you I spent a good 10 minutes fingers firmly inserted with hers following suit.

[Ming]

I can assure you I spent a good 10 minutes fingers firmly inserted with hers following suit.

You are beginning to sound like a troll Redster.

I and many others who have seen her know she does not allow fingers, let alone inserts them herself.

You also claim to have seen naughty sarah a dozens of times, but no reviews, you also claim she has provided DFK, when others say categorically she does not!
You make reference on that same thread to hot sarah, you claim to have seen and had a good experience, that was not my experience, maybe I was unlucky?

The Bullshit detector is pinging loudly!

Ming 

[Redster69]

You are beginning to sound like a troll Redster.

I and many others who have seen her know she does not allow fingers, let alone inserts them herself.

You also claim to have seen naughty sarah a dozens of times, but no reviews, you also claim she has provided DFK, when others say categorically she does not!
You make reference on that same thread to hot sarah, you claim to have seen and had a good experience, that was not my experience, maybe I was unlucky?

The Bullshit detector is pinging loudly!

Ming 

How very odd.

I didn't say NS does DFK...I said "I've always had kissing, not DFK but very sexy teasing" I also said more than a dozen, not dozens

I had a great time with Emily earlier, started with RO, knelt between her legs and had her fingering herself, joined her and ended up finger blasting her for ages....she appeared to enjoy it.

Not sure who hot Sarah is you'll have to remind me.

[Ming]

How very odd.

I didn't say NS does DFK...I said "I've always had kissing, not DFK but very sexy teasing" I also said more than a dozen, not dozens

I had a great time with Emily earlier, started with RO, knelt between her legs and had her fingering herself, joined her and ended up finger blasting her for ages....she appeared to enjoy it.

Not sure who hot Sarah is you'll have to remind me.

Ok, a couple of typos

"a dozen"

"hot Alice"

But I stand by what I say

You claim a girl known NOT known for kissing, kisses you in a dozen or more meets!

You claim a well known girl, not only allows fingers from you but also fingered herself for your pleasure, when she is documented as a no fingers girl?

You also claim that a girl with only one review on UKP, a negative, provides a good service?

And finally in your one and only (neutral) review you add a link for the wrong girl 

I shall look forward to reading the plethora of reviews you keep promising........

Ming 

[Redster69]

Ok, a couple of typos

"a dozen"

"hot Alice"

But I stand by what I say

You claim a girl known NOT known for kissing, kisses you in a dozen or more meets!

You claim a well known girl, not only allows fingers from the you but also fingered herself for your pleasure, when she is documented as a no fingers girl?

You also claim that a girl with only one review on UKP, a negative, provides a good service?

And finally in your one and only (neutral) review you add a link for the wrong girl 

I shall look forward to reading the plethora of reviews you keep promising........

Ming 

You're taking things very personal. I'm sorry your meets have been so regimented and unsatisfactory, you get what you put into this game

Alice is booked, I'll let you know

[Dodo]

You're taking things very personal. I'm sorry your meets have been so regimented and unsatisfactory, you get what you put into this game

Alice is booked, I'll let you know

.......and whilst we are waiting for you to report on that meeting, lets us have some backdated reviews form you. Backdateds are as useful as uptodaters .

[Redster69]

.......and whilst we are waiting for you to report on that meeting, lets us have some backdated reviews form you. Backdateds are as useful as uptodaters .

There's little incentive, who wants to be vilified by the playground bully simply because one eked out a superior service, better tow the line and pander to the small minded egos

[Ming]

There's little incentive, who wants to be vilified by the playground bully simply because one eked out a superior service, better tow the line and pander to the small minded egos

Oh dear lord, I have heard it all now, you won't do any reviews as you feel you are being bullied! Quite how you draw that conclusion I don't know....

As for towing the line, well, this is primarily a review website, so towing the line would involve doing reviews instead of posting nonsense that you get services from girls that no one else does.

I think you need to grow a pair or consider whether you are mature enough for this Adult site.

Ming 

[Redster69]

Oh dear lord, I have heard it all now, you won't do any reviews as you feel you are being bullied! Quite how you draw that conclusion I don't know....

As for towing the line, well, this is primarily a review website, so towing the line would involve doing reviews instead of posting nonsense that you get services from girls that no one else does.

I think you need to grow a pair or consider whether you are mature enough for this Adult site.

Ming 

"posting nonsense that you get services from girls that no one else does"

There you go again, it happen and I don't care in the slightest if you believe it or not but continuously vilifying a fellow punter makes you look quite odd, I suggest you get over it

[mf_1101]

I saw Emily the other week, whilst she is pretty and polite, I never really fely a connection with her or comfortable. Felt like she was going through the motions with me after a long weekend.

Don't get me wrong she put on a show snd offered services I wanted but we did not click. Didnt say much at all, felt awkward and some of that was down to language barrier. 

[mf_1101]

To reply to myself she apologised to me for the experience. Thisdoes tell me she actually cares about her clients so attitude wise she is too notch. Maybe I will try her again.

[blueeyed adonis]

 
     I went to see Emily one Saturday Morning  afew weeks ago . It is very true that she is stuck to your mouth from the second you walk in the flat . This can be a nice thing but her breath wasn't as fresh as it may have been and I was her first appointment of the day . She used a lot of delaying tactics before I could get my hand on her pussy . Service was ok but as soon as the egg timer went off so did she . She didn't have to clock watch as the alarm made it clear your time was up . I may just have caught her on a day when her toothpaste ran out or she may have had lots booked in so had to get a move on but all in all not for me even if she had had mouthwash . Much better out there IMO.

[Emily19]

That is definitely not true.
I always brush my teeth before and after meetings.
I never had hygiene problems before this.
 I think you just want to damage my reputation.
 Thanks for that.

[The_Don]

I always brush my teeth before and after meetings.

This can make the gums bleed


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Brushing doesn't fully  eliminate smells

[James999]

That is definitely not true.

Emily, what's the situation on fingering, some say you do allow it some say you don't, does it depend on your mood / the client or is someone telling lies?

[Menace]

Is this the real Emily posting or is it a maid? 😝

[James999]

Is this the real Emily posting or is it a maid? 😝

Pro$$ies have pimps / ponces not maids 

[Marmalade]

To reply to myself she apologised to me for the experience. Thisdoes tell me she actually cares about her clients so attitude wise she is too notch.

How does it? Maybe her phone is just a bit dusty at her age and she's trying to retain a client. If her attitude was 'top notch' how come she needed to apologise for it?

[Michelle Independent]

At her age? 
I should start arranging my funeral soon in that case! Considering She is 4years my junior!

[Ming]

Pro$$ies have pimps / ponces not maids 

What is it with you James that you only EVER jump in when there is a WG being derided / attacked / negatively commented upon on UKP?

Seriously, you seem to have a problem with working girls, and never miss an opportunity to attack and deride them, is it some emotional problem?

And you are wrong, some WG's have maids, you would know this if you ever punted.

Ming 

[James999]

What is it with you James

I simply asked her to confirm the situation on fingering, why does that upset you, were you lying or are you pissed off that she does things with others that she doesn't do with you?

Otherwise why White Knight her  (It usually leads to Admin banning the pro$$ie)

[Ming]

I simply asked her to confirm the situation on fingering, why does that upset you, were you lying or are you pissed off that she does things with others that she doesn't do with you?

Otherwise why White Knight her  (It usually leads to Admin banning the pro$$ie)

If you are going to quote me then quote me correctly, I made no reference to the fingering, but to the use or not of maids.

What a surprise you are accusing another of white knighting, what's that the 100th or more time? Try a new tack James...

The question was why YOU only ever attack and yet never review?

You would have more credibility if you ever met a WG instead of only every muckracking.

Ming 

[James999]

Why are you so upset that I asked her to clarify a simple point?

Let her speak for herself, she's on line now

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[James999]

If you are going to quote me then quote me correctly, I made no reference to the fingering,

 

Emily does not allow fingers!????

I and many others who have seen her know she does not allow fingers, let alone inserts them herself.

she is documented as a no fingers girl?

Now let her speak for yourself, she'll probably do a better job than you 

[cockneybstrd]

You are beginning to sound like a troll Redster.

I and many others who have seen her know she does not allow fingers, let alone inserts them herself.

Ming 

You claim a well known girl, not only allows fingers from you but also fingered herself for your pleasure, when she is documented as a no fingers girl?

ming you did seem to mention fingering

i havent seen this much excitement about fingering since my 14th birthday party

and James999 has a point let her speak on fingerbang gate. i get the feeling we might see a tantrum from you if she has been fingerbanged on the youth club dance floor

[Ming]

Now let her speak for yourself, she'll probably do a better job than you 

I posed a question to you regarding your question as to maids. Not what you are quoting me on!!

Are you a journalist and like to misquote what was said in different contexts to different questions, really James.

The question still stands.

Why do you only ever attack, muckrake, and never review? You seem to like keyboard fights?

You have been only this site 5.5 years and never EVER one review, why? I am genuinely interested?

Ming 

[JEH7376]

Ming is a legend who contributes dozens of reviews, many of them TOFTT, to the west midlands forum. Hes a real contributor to this forum, an asset to fellow punters


then theres the other bloke whose contribution is, well, see for yourself.

[RedditchJay]

I was looking to book Emily but her AW profile says she is off soon >>> ???

[Dodo]

I am with Ming. I have made the same comments and asked the same questions of James many times. An opportunity to have a go at a WG will always bring him crawling out of his little shit hole.
If he could apply just a teansy  weansy bit of balance to his protestations then maybe he would achieve some gravitas. He just seems to trawl through every post, on every thread on every region just looking for an opportunity to have a fight with a WG.....what's he on!!

And of course, we can't judge what he is judging the girls by, as he wears his nil reviews status as a badge of honour.

[normski]

Dodo lad,

Careful what you say, James999 might accuse you of white knighting Ming

[Ming]

Dodo lad,

Careful what you say, James999 might accuse you of white knighting Ming

 
He can have a discount now 

Ming 

[Dodo]

Well, if past performance is anything to go by we won't get any direct answer to a direct question from him, he will disappear to have a fight elsewhere and will only return when the next WG has the temerity to fight her cause.

[Ming]

He doesn't seem to like it when the focus / questions are directed at him, wonder why that is? 

No doubt crying to his mum that he is being bullied by the big boys 

Ming 

[Marmalade]

What is it with you James that you only EVER jump in when there is a WG being derided / attacked / negatively commented upon on UKP?

Seriously, you seem to have a problem with working girls, and never miss an opportunity to attack and deride them, is it some emotional problem?

And you are wrong, some WG's have maids, you would know this if you ever punted.

As opposed to someone who describes "poor attitude and lacklustre service. Definitely no more than a pump and dump" as "NEUTRAL". ffs no way I can feel neutral about throwing away the sort of money a prossie charges. Sure you've not been spending too long on UKE?

And what the fuck is the difference between a maid and a pimp except the 'maid' has a feminine voice, often gets tipped by the fluffie and referred to in deferentially fluffie tones? I guess you only think a pimp is someone from tv crime dramas that wears gold chains and packs a gun to beat people up?? PIMP: "someone who controls prostitutes and arranges clients for them, taking a percentage of their earnings in return." Sometimes called a fucking madam when you speak to her in person but MAID: "A maid, or housemaid or maidservant, is a female person employed in domestic service. Although now usually found only in the most wealthy of households"

[cockneybstrd]

He doesn't seem to like it when the focus / questions are directed at him, wonder why that is? 

No doubt crying to his mum that he is being bullied by the big boys 

Ming 

Your ego...

You seem to have got bent out of shape by a comment on maids/pimps and then went on one about James and his reviews again (Which has been covered by Admin numerous times and James has a very good nose for trolls and white knights and those posting with a certain agenda)

James asked a question to the prossie in question does she allow fingers as you seemed to be obsessed about someone getting knuckle deep. Which seems a sensible question which would have solved the issue between you and the other punter.

[Ming]

As opposed to someone who describes "poor attitude and lacklustre service. Definitely no more than a pump and dump" as "NEUTRAL". ffs no way I can feel neutral about throwing away the sort of money a prossie charges. Sure you've not been spending too long on UKE?

And what the fuck is the difference between a maid and a pimp except the 'maid' has a feminine voice, often gets tipped by the fluffie and referred to in deferentially fluffie tones? I guess you only think a pimp is someone from tv crime dramas that wears gold chains and packs a gun to beat people up?? PIMP: "someone who controls prostitutes and arranges clients for them, taking a percentage of their earnings in return." Sometimes called a fucking madam when you speak to her in person but MAID: "A maid, or housemaid or maidservant, is a female person employed in domestic service. Although now usually found only in the most wealthy of households"

Marmalade, please do go and check my UKE usage, it is minimal to say the least!

If you are going to criticise my reviews, do so on the review thread, so I can know which one you are talking about, and don't forget the old adage, my review, my rating....

Pimps, are controllers of girls, there is a dictionary definition for this, please do go and check.

Maids, in the context of prostitution, answer the phone and do cleaning etc, they get paid a wage, a world of difference between that and a pimp. You "guess" wrong. anyone who punted for any length of time would know this.

Ming

[James999]

He doesn't seem to like it when the focus / questions are directed at him,

All been done to death, before you even found the site so no point in repeating it, now stop trying to deflect and get back to the subject of the thread instead of nursing your bruised ego 

[Ming]

Your ego...

You seem to have got bent out of shape by a comment on maids/pimps and then went on one about James and his reviews again (Which has been covered by Admin numerous times and James has a very good nose for trolls and white knights and those posting with a certain agenda)

James asked a question to the prossie in question does she allow fingers as you seemed to be obsessed about someone getting knuckle deep. Which seems a sensible question which would have solved the issue between you and the other punter.

I am not "bent out of shape" at all. I commented on the question and posed a question of my own.

Whenever James posts on the WM thread it is nearly always to criticise a WG, there are many instances, I am curious as to why?

He has the temerity to call me a white knight, really, it is beyond belief!

I never made any comment about James's question about fingering, hence no reason to quote me on that subject, it is a reasonable question for the appropriate party to reply to.

The issue between me and the other punter, has already been put to rest as we both let it be, it is others who are resurrecting it.

I can't help but wonder why such vehemence from people who don't normally post on the WM thread?

Ming 

[SaneOnes]

Emily, could you please clarify that Ming happened to be one of the few/many who hadn't been allowed to insert fingers? The suspense is killing me.

[Marmalade]

Marmalade, please do go and check my UKE usage, it is minimal to say the least!
If you are going to criticise my reviews, do so on the review thread, so I can know which one you are talking about, and don't forget the old adage, my review, my rating....

Fuck off mate, I've no interest in checking your UKE usage, just that you look as if you'd be more suited to that site. You wrote the reviews so it should be easy enough for you to see the exact words quoted. And I'll criticise them wherever the fuck I like thanks.
Pimps, are ...
Maids, are... the dictionary definitions I quoted.

You "guess" wrong. anyone who punted for any length of time would know this.

I didn't guess fuck all mate. And your assertion is way off, as more experienced punters here have already noticed.

[mf_1101]

How does it? Maybe her phone is just a bit dusty at her age and she's trying to retain a client. If her attitude was 'top notch' how come she needed to apologize for it?

I have not met a Prossie that actually apologizes for a bad meeting even by my punting standards I would have called it a Neutral, not a Negative. I do not think there was actually a lot wrong with the meeting I think I just expected it to be one of my best ever punts and when it was not, I remained disappointed. Still, can't choose who you have chemistry with, who you don't. I probably won't go back to her anytime soon but she at least made me think about it.

I have had much worse punts, but I felt the need to comment, she is well reviewed here and I went away a little underwhelmed - for the sake of balance. I didn't think a Neutral review was worth it.