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2 review(s) for KELLY J MASSAGE GIRL (2 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Offline Still-alive

https://www.adultwork.com/2245783 or https://www.adultwork.com/KELLY+J+X

£50 for 30 minutes.

I had been wanting a punt with Kelly for quite a while, partly on her profile pics and partly on a glowing description of her by her mate Scarlett, but after a couple of failed attempts to see her I was beginning to think that getting a visit was like trying to nail jelly to the ceiling. I finally resorted to sending her a somewhat grovelling e mail ( when it comes to chasing sex I have absolutely no self respect ) introducing myself and this seemed to attract her attention, so finally I got to make the trip to her flat on the West side of Middlesbrough, not far from the A19, a convenient venue for a Stockton lad, easy to find, discrete,  and no problems parking.

First impression on seeing her, excellent. Kelly is a big girl, this has been mentioned before, she certainly wouldn’t be the girl for those who like size 6 stick insects, but as I prefer larger ladies ( up to a point ) she was exactly what I had hoped for, I would guess she is about a 16. She has a rather pretty face, a feature which sometimes lets WGs down, and long dark hair. She was wearing a short robe with sexy black lingerie underneath. All in all, I was very pleased with what I found.

We did the paperwork and I undressed, Kelly slipped her robe off and asked what I wanted, and I said a relaxed GFE, so she suggested she give me a short massage first, and I lay on the bed while she put a little oil on her hands and stroked my back and legs. We chatted during this and I think those few minutes were for Kelly to get an angle on me, which was OK by me as I was basically doing the same with her. It was very relaxed, and I felt that we did have a click.

I turned over and asked if we could move things on, and told her that I preferred my ladies naked, and with a big grin and no hesitation everything except the fishnet hold-ups came off. Kelly has the biggest pair of natural boobs I have seen for a very long time. She is, as I said, a big girl, words like buxom and voluptuous come to mind. She is not flabby at all, she still has that toned firmness that tends to be lost with age, and in a few years she may well have to watch herself, but at the moment, if you like bigger girls, her body is just about perfect.

She lay beside me and started some FK, and some gentle cock teasing, which had my little man standing to attention very quickly, then she moved down the bed and gave me a few minutes of excellent OWO. I asked if she enjoyed RO and she said yes, and assumed to position so that I could go down on her. She was very fresh and clean, and after a short time she started wriggling and making noises which got louder until both Kelly and the decibel level reached a climax. I have been around long enough to know that the orgasm certainly wasn’t faked either, the mouthful of lady lube told me that.

Kelly then gave me some more OWO and by now my little soldier was aching for relief so it was on with the cap and a slow delightful finish in mish. There were still a few minutes left so we lay on the bed chatting, until I said that I had to go. Kelly is no clock watcher, and did not hurry me at any part of the visit.

Overall, a delightful punt with a very lovely WG. I have read comments about her such as ice queen, but this simply is not my experience of her at all. She is friendly, responsive, chatty, and a real pleasure to spend time with.

Would I go to her again? If I can find the jelly and nails again I certainly will be paying her another visit. One of the better WGs on Teesside in my opinion, for those who like plenty to get hold of.

« Last Edit: June 12, 2016, 03:31:35 PM by Still-alive »
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2 review(s) found for KELLY J MASSAGE GIRL linked to in above post (2 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)

Good review mate , answers a few questions  I have had about this lady
have to say she doesn't look a size 16 , in the photos on her AW profile , no stick insect but doesn't look too much a chubby Normally the larger ladies aren't my type, but  thats me, everybody has there own likes and dislikes  ,
 however she does look worth a fuck, and by your review  it might be worth moving out of my comfort zone




Glad you enjoyed it, hope you manage to nail a few more jellies to the ceiling .

 :hi:  :thumbsup:
« Last Edit: June 12, 2016, 04:06:36 PM by Knight Templar »

Offline Still-alive

Good review mate , answers a few questions  I have had about this lady
have to say she doesn't look a size 16 , in the photos on her AW profile , no stick insect but doesn't look too much a chubby Normally the larger ladies aren't my type, but  thats me, everybody has there own likes and dislikes  ,
 however she does look worth a fuck, and by your review  it might be worth moving out of my comfort zone




Glad you enjoyed it, hope you manage to nail a few more jellies to the ceiling .

 :hi:  :thumbsup:

I think her pics are a few years old, she is a chubby but a very foxy one.
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Offline coolguy1990

Sounds great. Shame she's in the Boro. Always try to avoid it now. Don't want to shit on my own doorstep.
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Offline Still-alive

Just a heads up for anyone who read this review and fancies seeing her but is not really a chubby chaser, Kelly has mailed me to say thanks for the positive review, and that her present weight is due to medication she had to take, but she is now off it and plans to lose some weight and get back to more how she looks on the AW pics.
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Offline James999

Just a heads up for anyone who read this review and fancies seeing her but is not really a chubby chaser, Kelly has mailed me to say thanks for the positive review, and that her present weight is due to medication she had to take, but she is now off it and plans to lose some weight and get back to more how she looks on the AW pics.

No offence and all that, but her pictures seem to show a woman that's a lot older than her stated age of 29  :sarcastic:
https://www.adultwork.com/dlgViewGImage.asp?Image=4241586.jpg&SN=11&Description=
(Those hands look like they belong to a pensioner)

And as for getting back to the appearance of the old pictures she's using, why not just stop trying to rip punters off and advertise up to date pics and show what she's really like, unless of course the reality is that bad  :unknown:
« Last Edit: June 14, 2016, 08:41:02 AM by James999 »

Offline Still-alive

No offence and all that, but her pictures seem to show a woman that's a lot older than her stated age of 29  :sarcastic:
https://www.adultwork.com/dlgViewGImage.asp?Image=4241586.jpg&SN=11&Description=
(Those hands look like they belong to a pensioner)

And as for getting back to the appearance of the old pictures she's using, why not just stop trying to rip punters off and advertise up to date pics and show what she's really like, unless of course the reality is that bad  :unknown:

Having met her, James, I can assure you that her stated age of 29 seems accurate to me.

Plus the opinion of a guy who has had over 10,000 posts but never written a single review is not worth shit IMHO! You contribute nothing of value to this forum and are just a parasite.
« Last Edit: June 14, 2016, 12:40:39 PM by Still-alive »
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Offline alfie2013

I met her well over two years ago, same pics as now on AW. I mentioned it on here at the time she was much bigger 14+  I do reviews S.A  so maybe my input has some credence  :unknown:

Offline Still-alive

I met her well over two years ago, same pics as now on AW. I mentioned it on here at the time she was much bigger 14+  I do reviews S.A  so maybe my input has some credence :unknown:

It does indeed Alfie, but I made it clear in my review she was about a size 16. I don't know how old the pics actually are, but big or not she is still an attractive girl. She's certainly not the only WG using old pics on her profile either, a lot of them do it.

You have to agree though, a guy who puts up 10,000 plus posts but not a single review is a waste of space as far as this site goes.
« Last Edit: June 15, 2016, 12:27:56 AM by Still-alive »
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Offline Looking4fun

The thing is if she's advertising that she's one size & from what I've picked up on so far she isn't, then she needs to change her description to match, if she offers a good service punters who like bigger girls will book her anyway.
An example is if I booked a size 8 & she's actually a size 12, that bookings not starting well from the minute she opens the door, escorts need to be honest, ie age,size,likes etc.
That's not a dig that's the wg managing our expectations from the first point of contact

Offline alfie2013

The thing is if she's advertising that she's one size & from what I've picked up on so far she isn't, then she needs to change her description to match, if she offers a good service punters who like bigger girls will book her anyway.
An example is if I booked a size 8 & she's actually a size 12, that bookings not starting well from the minute she opens the door, escorts need to be honest, ie age,size,likes etc.
That's not a dig that's the wg managing our expectations from the first point of contact

Totally agree  :hi:

Offline alfie2013

Still alive ( quote )
 "You have to agree though, a guy who puts up 10,000 plus posts but not a single review is a waste of space as far as this site goes."

Totally agree  :hi:
« Last Edit: June 15, 2016, 06:46:08 AM by alfie2013 »

Offline Sar-Major

Just a heads up for anyone who read this review and fancies seeing her but is not really a chubby chaser, Kelly has mailed me to say thanks for the positive review, and that her present weight is due to medication she had to take, but she is now off it and plans to lose some weight and get back to more how she looks on the AW pics.

Good review S-A, :drinks: :drinks: :drinks:

She's been on my radar for a while so I may invite her UP to the Toon next time I stay over. As I done with TTC, seeing as I don't get to visit the Boro very often.....

 :hi: :hi:

Offline Still-alive

Good review S-A, :drinks: :drinks: :drinks:

She's been on my radar for a while so I may invite her UP to the Toon next time I stay over. As I done with TTC, seeing as I don't get to visit the Boro very often.....

 :hi: :hi:

Only thing I would advise SM is have a plan B, I don't know what goes on in her private life but Kelly herself admits that her comms and reliability could do with improving, I'm not the first to fall foul of this and I probably won't be the last. Its the one bad mark against her.
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Offline Sar-Major

Only thing I would advise SM is have a plan B, I don't know what goes on in her private life but Kelly herself admits that her comms and reliability could do with improving, I'm not the first to fall foul of this and I probably won't be the last. Its the one bad mark against her.

Cheers for that S-A, duly noted in the owld grey matter................... :drinks:

 :hi: :hi:

Offline Bangman

Definitely an enigma is Kelly. Fucked her years ago when she worked for Temporarily Yours and she was excellent. Put a fair bit of weight on since which is no problem to me but I have experienced the good and the bad with her since. When she is in the mood she really is one of my favourite fucks but the last encounter I had, having driven 90 mile to see her was a disaster as she simply did not reply to any texts or calls. Ironically that day I had Plan B in reserve and she was shit too!
I even think her mate Scarlett has been let down by her.
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Offline Still-alive

Definitely an enigma is Kelly. Fucked her years ago when she worked for Temporarily Yours and she was excellent. Put a fair bit of weight on since which is no problem to me but I have experienced the good and the bad with her since. When she is in the mood she really is one of my favourite fucks but the last encounter I had, having driven 90 mile to see her was a disaster as she simply did not reply to any texts or calls. Ironically that day I had Plan B in reserve and she was shit too!
I even think her mate Scarlett has been let down by her.

I have punted with Scarlett a few times, not as good looking as Kelly but more skilled IMO, and she tends to defend Kelly while at the same time admitting that Kelly does have reliability problems. Like you say, definitely an enigma.
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Offline shooie

Good review S-A, :drinks: :drinks: :drinks:

She's been on my radar for a while so I may invite her UP to the Toon next time I stay over. As I done with TTC, seeing as I don't get to visit the Boro very often.....

 :hi: :hi:

lol.. no comment or question from me this time :D

Offline Still-alive

Guess what? Yesterday I had a second punt booked with Kelly, I booked through AW several days ago, at her request so that I could leave her feedback. The booking was confirmed by her. After the first punt she sent me a mail saying she would quite like me to become a regular as we had clicked well on the first punt which suited me as she was only a short drive away and a decent punt.

With 2 hours to go, Kelly texts and cancels! No explanation other than "something had come up".

Sadly, after one successful punt in what must by now be 4 or 5 attempts, I have come to the conclusion that Kelly really is too much of a risk to book, the chances of the punt actually happening even after a confirmed AW booking are less than it taking place. Fortunately I had a plan B in Scarlett and had another good punt with her. Turns out she's had a quiet time lately, something she blames on the influx of Romanian girls into the region.

Kelly is now off my list for good.
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Did Scarlett text you a week or so after the punt?
« Last Edit: June 18, 2016, 05:59:07 PM by AgedCases »

Have you got a link for Scarlet?

I've seen KJ quite a few times

First about 2009 she was about size 10, great figure, really pretty face - to my tastes at least.

Wicked, dry sense of humour.  You've got to take into account the bullshit these girls must hear all day so forgive em if they don't fall for your patter.  I never bother, its a waste, I'm there to fuck and part of the attraction is not needing to bullshit.

Anyway, next time I seen her was maybe 2014 in thornaby, using the current on she's using now.  Not accurate at all and as stated unfair on clients. She doesn't need to do it anyway, as still alive said, she wears her weight well you could say.  She's big but she's firm and her tits are pretty amazing. Her interest and attitude does vary - so does mine at work, I know we expected to be treat like kings by WGs but IMO you've got to make allowances.  I've had good session with Kelly and I've had rushed and unsatisfactory sessions - cardinal sin in my book being rushed, you've paid for time supposedly, so many girls guilty of this.

I'd definitely see her again as I find her attractive and sexy but I know I'm taking a risk as to which Kelly I'm gonna get but then we take a risk every time we punt in one way or another.

Offline Still-alive

Guess what? Yesterday I had a second punt booked with Kelly, I booked through AW several days ago, at her request so that I could leave her feedback. The booking was confirmed by her. After the first punt she sent me a mail saying she would quite like me to become a regular as we had clicked well on the first punt which suited me as she was only a short drive away and a decent punt.

With 2 hours to go, Kelly texts and cancels! No explanation other than "something had come up".

Sadly, after one successful punt in what must by now be 4 or 5 attempts, I have come to the conclusion that Kelly really is too much of a risk to book, the chances of the punt actually happening even after a confirmed AW booking are less than it taking place. Fortunately I had a plan B in Scarlett and had another good punt with her. Turns out she's had a quiet time lately, something she blames on the influx of Romanian girls into the region.

Kelly is now off my list for good.

Apparently someone read this post and interpreted it as Scarlett saying Kelly was having a quiet time, so let me clarify. Scarlett meant that she, Scarlett, had been quiet lately and thought it might have been due to all the foreign girls coming into the region. She never mentioned Kelly's  workload. I would have thought this was apparent as it was in the part of my post about Scarlett, not Kelly, but apparently not. Hope this puts the record straight.
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