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Offline Cunning Punt

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Thanks to Dingo for TOFTT.
In addition to his positive report, Alex came across well on UKE and this persuaded me I would like to book her - but not at £140ph, as she was then (since gone back down to £130ph).
However, she is doing a deal of £120ph for UKE members on Saturdays at the moment.
Although this is more than I usually pay, Alex's posts and PMs gave me some confidence that she would genuinely deliver her main advertised services, which isn't all that common, plus it would be a rare chance to actually see a British escort.

Comms:
Alex is English and independent, so no problem sorting out a booking - by phone.
No maid, no string of texts, no chance of anything getting lost in translation. Simple.

Location:
Alex works out of a flat in a discreet new block in the centre of Gerrards Cross, an upmarket, genteel Buckinghamshire town that seems at first to be a slightly unusual choice for a WG.
However, given it's about 40mins by car from Reading or Oxford and 20mins on the train from Marylebone, it's actually a decent location. Alex's flat is 5mins from Gerrards Cross station and there are two supermarket car parks nearby.
This is her usual base but she also visits other locations in the SE or London for the odd day each week.

Appearance/personality:
Alex is a down-to earth London lass who is an ordinary, girl next door. While not unattractive, you would not exactly double take if you saw her in the street.
Apparently she has face pictures in her private gallery.
Pictures of her body on her AW and UKE profiles are accurate - she has fairly small breasts and, as Dingo suggested in his review, is not exactly 'gym toned'.
Alex likes to laugh and is easy to get along with. She is eager to please and that, combined with the fact there are no language issues, means that she is up for suggestions on what to do during your booking.

Services
FK
HJ
OWO
Facefucking
CIM/facial
Massage
RO
Fingering (pussy)
Protected sex in a variety of positions
Assisted shower

Details of meeting
Shower to start - clean large cubicle (more on that later) and nice bathroom.
Once out, enjoyed some brief foreplay with FK (some tongue but fairly light) before I got Alex to kneel on the floor to give me a OWO BJ.
Her technique is fairly good and Alex takes a light facefucking, but she does sometimes like to put fingers in front of her mouth to stop pubic hair getting into her mouth, so her oral was not consistently deep.
(Admittedly I am quite hirsute down below, so more trimmed or shaved guys may 'feel the benefit'.)

Alex regularly says she is "a CIM girl" and she does seem to genuinely enjoy it, unlike many escorts who can't get to the bathroom quick enough to spit it out.
I had a fairly large load and, while clearly swallowing some of it, she slurped some back out of her mouth so her face was covered with some of my juice. :D
While she wiped it off, she didn't use mouthwash afterwards, which may irritate some, but it's our own fluid after all.

As Alex freely admits, she is not great at massage - not a good technique and with bare hands and no oil or cream. So we gave this up and it was straight into oral on her, followed by fingering, which she enjoys as long as it's not too deep.
Alex was very vocal but not in a fake way, in my opinion.

After some enthusiastic oral on me, including 69, I was ready for round two and the rest of the hour witnessed some of the most energetic sex that I have had.

It was a mixture of sex in cowgirl, doggy and mish, enthusiastic and vigorous HJ and BJ (boy this girl loves sucking cock  :yahoo:), plus 69 and fingering - alternating between them in an order that I cannot recall.

Alex particularly enjoys some hard, sustained doggy, which is great for her but a bit of a challenge for a guy who is not as young or fit as he once was.
Just when I was tiring and looking to change position, Alex said: "Don't stop now, I'm about to cum!"
So what could a chap do?  :unknown: I had to carry on, panting and sweating until she climaxed!  :wacko:

Alex said she cums a lot, but, as with any escort, who knows? :unknown:

Whenever John Thomas was beginning to flag, some firm OWO from Alex (with a little help of a blue pill) got him ready for action and he was still 'at attention' to the end of the punt, which is unusual for me nowadays.
However, it was clear that a second pop was not going to happen and I called it a day. We finished with a nice, shared shower, followed by a good chat when we discussed the other parts of her life (she may give up escorting in June to do a full-time job) and I went wearily on my way.

Positives:
Friendly, British escort
Genuinely enjoys sex
Absolutely loves sucking cock and CIM
Eager to please
Decent location and venue

Neutrals
FK was fairly light and not deep
Not a lot of eye contact
Looks and body not stunning

Negative:
Her massage skills are rubbish

Conclusion:
It was a rare treat to meet a British escort, particularly one that is enthusiastic about sex and her job, is easy to get along with and eager to please.
No doubt it helped that it was a 'slow day' and I was her first booking.
Given we had a good first meeting and she is fairly willing, I would hope that, should I go back, I could get her to do some DFK and more eye contact.
Therefore, I would return at £120ph, but no more.



 

« Last Edit: April 14, 2016, 12:47:17 am by Cunning Punt »

Offline Tony_Red

Great review as usual. Cheers .

Offline Silver Birch

Thanks for the review. I had already made one attempt to book Alex but we couldn't quite tie down a suitable time while I was off work. I think I'll have another go  :drinks:

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Can't disagree with this assessment and review CP, having not long seen Alex either.

Will obviously be writing my own review in good time!

Offline nigel4498

Well done WHBS, finally off the mark this year at last  :thumbsup:

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Just a quick update.

Alex is usually based in London but is working in Oxford until Monday - and is now doing 45mins @ £100.  :yahoo:

So took advantage.
Same services as last time (FK, CIM, sex etc) and better having met before - very enthusiastic and can suck and fuck for England.

Nice flat in quiet area in Headington Quarry (1 mile from centre of Headington). Plenty of on-street parking on nearby road.