This place popped up on UKP a while back. I had it on my radar – not least as the HOD legend Ella is on the rota. And Honey, an English girl I think I shagged ages and ages ago.
It is behind the shops on Tolworth Broadway, up a flight of stairs. Park in the Iceland carpark for a pound, it’s 200m away. There is a little gazebo outside the door with two chairs. Could this be the first external waiting room for a brothel in the UK? Or maybe it is just where they go for a smoke? The coms are a bit shit – ‘Rebecca has gone to the shops. She’s the one who knows if there are any free appointments’. And then no response to texts - it emerged you can text them, but they can’t text back, as they don’t have any credit? Huh?
But when I finally arrived, the maid was super helpful, and made me a lovely cup of tea.
In many ways it’s just like Sapphires New Malden on the other side of the A3 – now closed down, I think - which I reviewed on here a while back. It’s a bit of a dump, it has a conveyor belt feel, so don’t be fooled by the name. Not particularly independent, or glamorous. And the £50 advertised headline rate - you don’t get much for that, and I sense they don’t really want to give you this. I paid £60 for maybe 25 minutes of sex and OW. Nice hot shower.
But Emma – sturdily built, maybe 25 – has a winning smile, and a cheeky, dirty manner, which turned me on very quickly. I fucked her vigorously, she wanked me off onto her boobs, I left happy and considerably less horny.
But for £100/hr you can have Alicia in Wimbledon. Now that is a proper, grownup shag. But she doesn’t work evenings. Shame!
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