Author Topic: Hotels: why do you stay where you do when in Pattaya?  (Read 7204 times)

Offline Bangers and Gash

Just a general ramble of thoughts :hi:

Why do Patt goers stay where they stay? Is it price? Location? Facilities? Pussy?   

I'm usually pretty quick when picking a hotel for me holls - a few clicks of the mouse and it's job done - but I can't seem to pin down my ideal hotel. A pool is very important, but I could go cheap Charlie and use the pool at Mike's Mall? Or stay somewhere mid-range or more plush with pool service and all the trimmings? Stay on Walking Street, close to Walking Street or further up the beach? Hotel? Resort? B & B? 

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Offline Jimmyredcab

Just a general ramble of thoughts :hi:

Why do Patt goers stay where they stay? Is it price? Location? Facilities? Pussy?   


Location is important to me, it must be on the baht bus route ----------- beach road to second road.
It has to be quiet, which rules out Soi 7 and Soi 8.
It must be girl friendly ( no charge for guests).
My last hotel was Intimate Hotel, the one before was Sea Me Spring Hotel --------------- modern clean hotels, not cheap, depending on season between £40 and £50 a night.
Expedia.co.uk is a good site for flights and hotels.

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Since this is my first time in pattaya I wanted a room with a bit of luxury. Went for the empress. No joiner fee (500 for third guest) I wanted to be away from soi 6 and close to walking street. On the baht bus route as well. Close to insomnia, babydolls etc etc. Can access soi 6 via baht bus and getting home short bus away.

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Since this is my first time in pattaya I wanted a room with a bit of luxury. Went for the empress.

LK Empress is just about my favourite hotel in Pattaya. Brilliantly situated right on Beach Road it has a touch of luxury at affordable rates (£50-60 a night). Great choice.
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Offline Jerboa

As Jimmy said you're best getting a room near the baht bus route, so you don't always have to stay right in the action, as you're only a 10 baht ride away. You wouldn't catch me paying 50 squid a night in Patts, not when there is so much decent mid range options, but up to you, I do notice guys on their first trip do pay for expensive hotels, as that's what they're used to paying back in the west, and they don't realise how good and cheap value rooms are in Patts, on the other hand AC in Philippines anywhere near Fields is pricey.  :scare:

Offline Bangers and Gash

cheers for the replies, guys.  :hi:

Funny the Empress getting mentioned cos that's been a serious consideration, albeit towards the top end of my self imposed budget. I've seen a few YT clips on Areca Lodge, it also looks nice.... or maybe save my dough by crashing at the Queen Vic and lounging beside Mike's pool all day, hmm...

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cheers for the replies, guys.  :hi:

Funny the Empress getting mentioned cos that's been a serious consideration, albeit towards the top end of my self imposed budget. I've seen a few YT clips on Areca Lodge, it also looks nice.... or maybe save my dough by crashing at the Queen Vic and lounging beside Mike's pool all day, hmm...

It's up to you at the end of the day, but I'd prefer saving the baht and booking QV, 900 baht for a deluxe type 2 room, and keep the rest of my baht for beer and loose women.  :drinks: :kiss:  :hi:

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It's up to you at the end of the day, but I'd prefer saving the baht and booking QV, 900 baht for a deluxe type 2 room, and keep the rest of my baht for beer and loose women.  :drinks: :kiss:  :hi:

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With respect mate that is a pub with rooms to let, the location is terrible ----- in the middle of the biggest brothel in the Universe.    :thumbsdown:

Offline Jerboa

With respect mate that is a pub with rooms to let, the location is terrible ----- in the middle of the biggest brothel in the Universe.    :thumbsdown:

I don't see it as a terrible location, If you go to bed at 9pm with a cup of coco yes, the soi 6 bars go on till 1am, then the soi is quiet, so ideal for me.

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Offline Jimmyredcab

I don't see it as a terrible location.

I agree that I am biased, I hate Soi 6.        :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi:

Some people prefer a little bit of luxury, it also depends on the duration of your trip, someone staying for 10 nights might be happy to pay £50 a night whereas someone spending a month in Pattaya may prefer a budget option.   :hi:

There is no "right or wrong".   

Offline Liam52

Hi Steve2, wondering if you've stayed at Chaba Hut recently and what type of room you booked?  I'm looking for somewhere near LK Metro/Soi Baukhao with a balcony

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Hi Steve2, wondering if you've stayed at Chaba Hut recently and what type of room you booked?  I'm looking for somewhere near LK Metro/Soi Baukhao with a balcony

Not personally but a few guys I know from way back love it

I think it was a Pink studio they book

No issue at all bringing girls back either

Offline Jerboa

Hi Steve2, wondering if you've stayed at Chaba Hut recently and what type of room you booked?  I'm looking for somewhere near LK Metro/Soi Baukhao with a balcony

You could book a couple of nights, and once on the ground either go to another hotel or stay, remember this is low season, and there is a abundance of room options, there really is no need to book and pay upfront for a room in Patts.

Offline Cygnus

This is my first post from a long time lurker.  I always stay in one of the many guesthouses on soi lengkee which are budget priced to allow me to stay longer at 500-600 bt per night they are clean and tidy and have a/c and shower and toilet and all I need. The soi goes quiet after midnight its near the baht bus routes and very handy for good food and bars.

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This is my first post from a long time lurker.  I always stay in one of the many guesthouses on soi lengkee which are budget priced to allow me to stay longer at 500-600 bt per night they are clean and tidy and have a/c and shower and toilet and all I need. The soi goes quiet after midnight its near the baht bus routes and very handy for good food and bars.

Yes good call, that's all most guys will need, welcome to the board, do post more Cygnus.

Offline blueruin

I like staying around the LK Metro area, plenty of places for food nearby including the 24 hour kiss restaurant on 2nd road at the end of soi Diana. The beer bar complex on Diana is good for a drink or two until the wee small hours as well.

LK metro is worth a look for the gogo's and bars alone, but you are also situated about half way between walking street and soi6, daytime places like devils den, lolitas, club exyte and the new telephone bar are all either in or 5 mins walk from LK.

Ive stayed in the guesthouses like Billabong and The Irish Rovers on LK metro which are all sub 20 quid a night, but you wont get much sleep until after 3 or 4am, the rooms are generally big if you dont go for the basic ones and clean, the bed might've seen better days, but they are often the rock hard types that thais seem to favour (and i quite like), and dont expect a nice flat screen either. But to be honest unless you pick up a dose of the shits who is going to be spending much time in the room anyway.

Occasionally ive paid more for rooms in hotels that claim to have seaviews, but there are so many rooms with shit seaviews and shit balcony's ive kinda given up on this.

recently ive stayed on soi honey at the 24/7 boutique hotel, its a new hotel, has a roof pool and gym and you can get it for around 23 quid a night often with breakie included, which isnt bad, the rooms are nice and modern including flat screen tv and swan shaped towel arrangements. The bathroom has windows that look over the bed, so if your barfine is shy you can watch her shower from the bed, well until she notices the blinds that can be closed for privacy :)

Soi honey has the 24 hour massage places where you can get full service first thing in the morning, it also has a decent pharmacy that wont try and rip you off and there is the soapy the soi is named after but ive never tried it.

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I will be flying out to patts on Saturday  :scare:

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I will be flying out to patts on Saturday  :scare:

Will you be keeping in contact with your buddies on UKP?  :kiss:

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Will you be keeping in contact with your buddies on UKP?  :kiss:
I'm hoping to get some pictures up of the trip. Id like to do a picture based review specially for the ukp brotherhood :thumbsup:
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I'm hoping to get some pictures up of the trip. Id like to do a picture based review specially for the ukp brotherhood :thumbsup:

Look forward to seeing that. However suggest you exercise caution if taking pics on Beach Road. The girls (and boys) hate being shot and can turn nasty. On a previous trip I saw one guy being attacked by two ladyboys who he had tried to photograph without permission. And don't even think of trying to snatch pics in a go go bar. :scare:
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I'm pacing myself. Tried some Thai food and had a walk through beach road. Had a guy follow me around trying to sell me a suit. Me ow cup :D
« Last Edit: May 08, 2016, 04:51:50 pm by Ben4454 »

Offline Jerboa

I'm pacing myself. Tried some Thai food and had a walk through beach road. Had a guy follow me around trying to sell me a suit. Me ow cup :D

Yes those Indian tailors are annoying, they aren't even pukka tailors, you will get a off the peg mikey mouse suit.  :P

Offline worldpunter

Look forward to seeing that. However suggest you exercise caution if taking pics on Beach Road. The girls (and boys) hate being shot and can turn nasty. On a previous trip I saw one guy being attacked by two ladyboys who he had tried to photograph without permission. And don't even think of trying to snatch pics in a go go bar. :scare:

   It's usual to tip LB 20 baht if you want a pic . Then you don't get problems .  Go to Mimosa to see the best of them

Offline FLYING BLUE

I stay where the company put me. In this case, the Marriot which, as it turns out, is an excellent location but not cheap by any standards.
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Offline CheeseBoard

I'm staying at the Dynasty Inn on Soi 13 next month.  It seemed like it was in the middle of the map (when I first booked it).  Basic, seemed secure and it did the job for 1,280 per night.  I need to venture down to Soi 6 this time  :)

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What's your  dates next month?
I'll be in town.we could have a  beer  or 2  :yahoo:

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I'm staying at the Dynasty Inn on Soi 13 next month.  It seemed like it was in the middle of the map (when I first booked it).  Basic, seemed secure and it did the job for 1,280 per night.  I need to venture down to Soi 6 this time  :)

Its cheap and on the right side of Second Road (the Beach side) but when I stayed there, I found the room to be a bit dark and musty and checked out after a couple of nights. Their rooms are built around a courtyard and don't get much natural light.
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I'll be in Patts around the 19th for a week.  A beer or two sounds good to me  :)

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Agreed.  The place didn't have much of an atmosphere.  Last time I stayed i had a balcony overlooking the street so didn't feel penned in.  I'll ask for a similar room, but thanks to this board I have a couple of options if I want to move  :thumbsup:

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I'll be in Patts around the 19th for a week.  A beer or two sounds good to me  :)
nice one I'll be there from the 16 for a couple of weeks  :coolgirl:

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I've not been to Pattaya since 2010 but last time I stayed at the Royal Twins on 2nd Road. Good pool and high floor room with balcony.

Maybe worth checking out.  :hi:

Offline twister

LK Empress is just about my favourite hotel in Pattaya. Brilliantly situated right on Beach Road it has a touch of luxury at affordable rates (£50-60 a night). Great choice.



im stopping there myself...first time in patts ...in nov

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LK EMPRESS the pros and cons from a 10 night stay

PROS: Staff were friendly despite hearing reports of rude staff, the room was clean and as advertised, no joiner fee unless taking a third guest (500thb) a shop for getting supplies is downstairs, nice air con which was a life safer on many occasions, everything you would expect from a 4 star hotel. my toilet broke on the 2nd day but it was fixed really quick. It has a great location. On the baht route. 15 minutes walk from Walking street and about 20 minutes from soi 6 (on a baht bus about 3 minutes) really friendly restuarant staff downstairs and also cute.

CONS: Walls are thin (can hear a lot in next room) i hope you like to hear a lot of sex because you will hear it. The pool doesn't get the sun till about 1pm (if you're there in april/may this could be a good thing although in the more milder months a bad thing. it advertises a 'fridge' although you just get a mini bar and its full. General note: those condoms sitting on the kitchen counter are not free - check the mini bar guide. Internet was good although if you want to make a skype call it did cut out a lot and sound like i was talking to someone whilst underwater - to use your data instead. Thunder and lightning can knock out the electricity although they put it back on quickly. The hotel restuarant menu was good but lacked character. it had plenty of choice just lacked character. you will see what i mean. The buffet breakfast? I did not wake up early enough to know  :lol:

Luckily did not run into any snakes in my toilet. Only the one hanging down south.

Would I go back? Chai krap. - If you do not know what this means then look it up. There is your first incentive to learn thai before your big trip.  ;)
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Just to add - the price could be considered a con. There are plenty of other hotels in Pattaya that are a couple of notches down in beauty but have the same elements. I just liked the Empress and its theme.

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Just to add - the price could be considered a con. There are plenty of other hotels in Pattaya that are a couple of notches down in beauty but have the same elements. I just liked the Empress and its theme.

As I said to you when you were here, I just wouldn't pay for a 4 star hotel in Patts, so the lobby was fancy, bit over the top to my liking, and the rooms are no doubt good, but as you are well aware now, there really is no need to spend more than 1000 baht for a decent clean safe aircon room.

Offline Bangers and Gash

Thanks for all the input regarding hotels, chaps.

Finally narrowed it down to 2 hotels - either Blue Sky Hotel or August Suites.

A.S is my fave (nicer pool area/rooms), and it's saving me £200 than if I went to somewhere posh like The Empress. Money that will come in handy for Changs and pretty ladies.  :dancegirl:

If anyone is out there in Nov, you're more than welcome to buy me a beer.  :drinks:  :D

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sling it gash...you trying to make me out to be a posho........wanka,    lol im not, just liked the look of the empress and it included a posh shower, spa thingy ( shit just shot meself in the foot about being posh...wheres my Kevlar boots?) anyway I was before you on this thread ...so you can buy me a drink in patts , as im there from 10-20 th November...... :drinks: :yahoo:

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sling it gash...you trying to make me out to be a posho........wanka,    lol im not, just liked the look of the empress and it included a posh shower, spa thingy ( shit just shot meself in the foot about being posh...wheres my Kevlar boots?) anyway I was before you on this thread ...so you can buy me a drink in patts , as im there from 10-20 th November...... :drinks: :yahoo:

The showers in the LK Empress are really nice. Be careful though for anyone visiting as the showers do not have grip matts.. slippery floor you could easily have a accident. Found that out whilst banging a thai girl in the shower and nearly breaking my neck..twice

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... anyway I was before you on this thread ...so you can buy me a drink in patts , as im there from 10-20 th November...... :drinks: :yahoo:

Hang on, I started the bloody thread.  :sarcastic:

Well, since we've both punted Melanie H I might just buy you a cold beer.... from the 7/11 shop - unlike you and Ben, I'm not made of money  :D

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Hang on, I started the bloody thread.  :sarcastic:

Well, since we've both punted Melanie H I might just buy you a cold beer.... from the 7/11 shop - unlike you and Ben, I'm not made of money  :D

This hobby has me breaking my back and neck at work to fund my perverted lifestyle  :hi:

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I'll chip my 2 pence in... I stop in the nature view hotel on soi buakhao. It's only bookable through email or phone. It's about £21 a night. Has a nice pool and is a 5 minute walk to LK Metro and 5 minute to the avenue shopping centre where you can catch the baht bus towards soi 6 and dolphin roundabout. I don't usually go down walking Street too often. Beers prices are up to 3 times more expensive than going down say soi 3 or drinking Street.

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I've stayed in numerous places around Pats having visited numerous times, but have more often than not stayed in the Soi Bukuauw area. I recommend Soi Bukuauw because it is a central location for everywhere else via baht buses (10 baht a ride) - areas such as walking street, Beach Road (10 min walk), Central Festival, drinking Street and Soi 6 (all via a walk to 2nd road then a baht bus). Baht buses go up and down Soi Bukuauw all the time - the ones going north terminate a stone's throw from walking street.  Go go bars are also in the Soi Bukuauw area at a place called LK Metro, off of Soi Bukuauw and Soi Diana.

Soi Bukuauw is quite long and you can stay anywhere along it. LK Residence are at the Pattaya Klang end and are meant to be good rooms and good value. Half way down is Soi Honey. Good location as 2nd Road is walking distance. Hotels here are: Honey Inn, Boutique Hotel, Holiday Inn and Bay Breeze.  All are good and around same price 1400-1500 baht per night.

Other hotels on Soi Lenkee, including China Garden where you can get a great room for 850 (750 in low season). Also many more along Soi Bukuauw like Nature View, Areca Lodge on Soi Diana. You can find cheaper rooms in nooks and crannies in between, like on small Soi opposite a hospital on Soi Bukuauw

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I stayed here this year on soi Diana very nice hoel and location.

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Year before I stayed here close to lk metro great location English owned and cheap as chips £15 a night I'm sure.

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