HottyMercedes /
External Link/Members OnlyBustyFarahx /
External Link/Members OnlyTerrible punt. The sort that makes you want to warn off others so they don't make the same mistake
2-girl @ £200/hr near Heathrow. Seemed like a reasonable deal, the profiles seemed ok and I remember reading good reviews about Farah from her time at Sandys in Manchester... so punt on.
I arrange the meet and give them a call outside the hotel to confirm the room number. Farah puts me on "hold" whilst she talks to another punter on another phone (I can still hear her side of the conversation); she asks this gent to call back in about 30 minutes, which I think is weird because my punt is for an hour. I question her about this to make sure there hasn't been a mix-up and she says not to worry as the other guy is a time-waster and probably won't ring back. My dick-brain takes over and I proceed.
I go up to the room to meet Farah and I should have walked after opening the door. Really not my cup of tea in the flesh and she's definitely not 32 (or she's had a hard life if she is). Dick-brain takes over and I reason that Mercedes was the main draw so it's not the end of the world. After an awkward 10 minutes of waiting Mercedes finally arrives. I learn later that she was finishing off a punter in the next room (and it appeared joined us directly
). Again, I should have walked on seeing her in the flesh. She was very friendly and chatty, but rough as houses
By this point I'm naked on the bed and the girls get to work on me. Oral with, after getting a wet-wipe cleanse (huh?) and it's going from bad to worse. The girls are not into it and everything is hard work – I've had more fun jerking myself off. After a little while I do the business and blow my load. Up until now this is just a crap punt and I'm putting it down to being horny and not picking the right providers. I wouldn't have bothered posting a review because I don't normally post reviews; sometimes punts are good, sometimes they are bad, and this was a bad one - shit happens. But then things went from crap to outrageously-crap, and worthy of a rant here.
So, I came after about 20 minutes into the hour and afterwards Mercedes starts putting her clothes on. She says to me "Do you want to use the shower, because you've got a long flight ahead of you", and I hesitate because I don't normally shower until the end of a punt. The girls are now both on their phones and presumably messaging other clients, "I could do with a cup of tea now", says Mercedes. OK, so is this the end of the punt right? I jump in the shower and that's when I realise I've been taken for a mug. The £200/hr 2girl "deal" makes more sense when they provide a crap service and rush the punters out after half an hour.
I politely suggested that our wires have got crossed and that they've provided a 1/2hr service instead of 1hr and perhaps I should receive some of my £200 back. I'll leave it to your imagination as to how that went down
I grabbed my stuff and ran away from the angry prostitutes.
In summary: bad hygiene, bad attitudes, neither to my taste (misleading profiles), poor service and an almost unbelievably brazen "scam" with the whole half-an-hour thing. It would have been a
negative just with their service, let alone the rest.
Save your money chaps.
Topic: HottyMercedes / BustyFarah (Read 3368 times)