Author Topic: Stunning-Danielle Birmingham  (Read 4344 times)


2 review(s) for British babe dan (0 positive, 1 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by ]

Offline fenderswoop

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I've been trying to find a decent english independent escort for a while in Birmingham and when I saw Danielle had the available today green light on I thought i'd give her a try.

Rang the number on her profile and spoke to a very friendly lady with a bit of a mancunian accent. Assumed she must be a student from up north studying in Birmingham and escorting or something like that. Gave me the postcode and general address of the flat. It isn't the city centre as said on her AW profile but was actually more convenient for me as I'd have to go past there to get to the city centre so no problem for me.

Arrived at the appartment and rang and given final instructions to get into the block. easy enough until inside where none of the flats actually have numbers on them. Was met at the door on the first floor by a very attractive young lady who from the photos on her profile I would say is danielle. She welcomed me with a gentle peck on the cheek and then said "Hello" in a very brummie accent which made me realise that the person who i spoke to earlier on the phone wasn't actually Danielle. Still thinking perhaps she used a receptionist to screen things decided to carry on as she was very hot looking (as a comparison she is a slightly petiter version of Student Rose in many ways). Was shown to the bedroom and handed over the cash. she went to put this away and from the noise and conversation I heard it was clear there were at least 2 other people in the flat which isn't what i expect when i meet an independent for an incall. Danielle came back and asked me what I liked to do and i said kissing oral and sex. The kissing she provided was very lacklustre. it wasnt even a case of no tongue it was a case of lips not open at all. moved onto oral both ways and this was the best part of the meeting as she actually gave a fairly decent blow job although it was off putting with her pimp/receptionist answering phone calls (walls were that thin to hear the conversations) and someone else being let in to see another girl in another room in the flat who from the sounds of it through the wall got a far more enthusiastic service than i got from Danielle. After the oral was over she got a condom out and it was sex in missionary with her totally disintested. She didnt just close her eyes she turned her face away so there wasnt any chance for the lacklustre kissing. I shot my load after a bit of vigorous pumping. she offered me a few tissues to clean up and from how she was getting dressed straight away it was apparent that 1 hour meant 1 cum despite there being half an hour left. Decide to not even bother suggesting a second round as it probably would have been crap and definitely wasnt forthcoming on her part.

I left the punt very dissapointed after the high hopes I went in with after being met by such an attractive young lady at the door.

Pros

Very attractive with a gorgeous slim figure and very nice boobs.

Cons

Crap service apart from the blow job
Not the independent that she states she is on her AW profile
You'll probably hear a bloke in the other bedroom of the apartment getting a better fuck than you are.

seward

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That sounds really crap service Birmingham seems to be going like Wolverhampton / Dudley areas very hit and miss judging by recent reviews sorry you had a bad one but thanks for a good review it warns others not to make the same mistake. It proves the old saying " all that glitters is not gold " just looking good is no guarantee of good service :(

getonit

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That sounds like same group that gave me a B & S at the beginning of the year . See this thread with my review :

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=83617.0

Also look at the similarities between the  2 profiles especially the word for word copying on the FAQ's. 

Offline fenderswoop

That sounds like same group that gave me a B & S at the beginning of the year . See this thread with my review :

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=83617.0

Also look at the similarities between the  2 profiles especially the word for word copying on the FAQ's.

Yes it would appear that it is the place right down to speaking to someone with a cheshire/mancunian accent on the phone then meeting a brummie/black country girl. I've done a bit of digging since i've posted my review and it would appear that being far from independent these girls work for External Link/Members Only I've got nothing against agencys its just I've always prefered independents so i know that the person i speak to at every stage of the booking is who i'll meet so i know what they're like and they'll have an idea of what i might be like

a_a88

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she was on my list to do, straight off now, thanks

SEW15

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she was on my list to do, straight off now, thanks

I'm glad I read this, she was on my HL too :-/

bod666

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After doing an aw search today she was the only one I was tempted by - thank fuck for ukp I would have been well cheesed off to have driven to brum for a shit punt. Thanks for toftt and saving the rest of us  :drinks:

Andy61

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Saw "her" before Christmas at the Malmaison - all the usual bollox, asked on the phone about DFK, OWO and RO - yes yes yes - all good.

Get there - little pecks for kisses. OW and doesnt like RO.

Complete crap.

Ended up in a slanging match with "her" on AW and did actually report the profile to AW - but do they give a fuck?

Avoid!!

Offline smiley9

LoL  Q. Do you work alone? A. Yes I'm an independent escort.  her AW profile is clearly a load of bullshit it is an agency. She was on my HL but thanks to UKP not anymore  :thumbsup: Cheers guys.

Offline azrael

Sorry to hear you had a bad punt, i noticed this recently my self its as if birmingham is becoming a barren waste land for quality wg's. Better luck on your next punt


Saw "her" before Christmas at the Malmaison - all the usual bollox, asked on the phone about DFK, OWO and RO - yes yes yes - all good.

Get there - little pecks for kisses. OW and doesnt like RO.

Complete crap.

Ended up in a slanging match with "her" on AW and did actually report the profile to AW - but do they give a fuck?

Avoid!!

One thing i find annoying is punters who post on reviews, stating they saw this or that wg was crap. Andy61 if you had bothered with a review maybe you could have saved Fenderswoop the time and money.

Ming

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Sorry to hear you had a bad punt, i noticed this recently my self its as if birmingham is becoming a barren waste land for quality wg's. Better luck on your next punt


One thing i find annoying is punters who post on reviews, stating they saw this or that wg was crap. Andy61 if you had bothered with a review maybe you could have saved Fenderswoop the time and money.

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Offline fenderswoop

Saw "her" before Christmas at the Malmaison - all the usual bollox, asked on the phone about DFK, OWO and RO - yes yes yes - all good.

Get there - little pecks for kisses. OW and doesnt like RO.

Complete crap.

Ended up in a slanging match with "her" on AW and did actually report the profile to AW - but do they give a fuck?

Avoid!!

Thanks for that. Now if you could just get in a time machine and go back and post it when it might have been useful it would be much appreciated.

vw

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Saw "her" before Christmas at the Malmaison - all the usual bollox, asked on the phone about DFK, OWO and RO - yes yes yes - all good.

Get there - little pecks for kisses. OW and doesnt like RO.

Complete crap.

Ended up in a slanging match with "her" on AW and did actually report the profile to AW - but do they give a fuck?

Avoid!!

Maybe next time you have a shit one you could let people know, and to sit there and say I knew but didn't mention it seems to have rightly so upset a few people.

Hope you never need to do again but if you are unlucky and have a shit one, please share !