When I am struggling to sleep rather than count sheep I tend to re-count punts. I have now got to the stage of placing them in categories, a bit like the Oscars. How about:
The best Milf (over 35) category
The best up and coming youngster (below 25)
The best dressed
The dirtiest mouth
The best value
I could go on forever which is probably why I could do with a good nights sleep.
