joshu@ Fratton, Portsmouth (bait and switch)

[LookNoHands]

Late one night recently I succumbed to the urge and tried to get to see a girl on AW listed as 'Sash@' who has just the kind of physique I like - smaller breasts, small hips, long legs and space for me to get my head in between them.

Now, based on location (I use distance from postcode on AW searches) I know that there are a number of girls all working in the same location, similar names, similar profile content/style. I know that she is not going to 95% of what she supposedly 'likes'...  this is going to be a quick 30 min session of licking pussy and ass while she tugs me off... thats the plan. So I call and I speak to a woman with a heavy accent and I am sure its not really her but I am assured I will meet Sasha... I turn up and eventually get the house number.

Different girl answers. I've experienced this a lot over the years and I normally just say - 'You are not who I booked, so I am leaving' and go to my plan B for the evening (I normally try and have another possible girl in mind, especially if I have travelled some distance).

However, on this occasion I decided to take what was on offer - it was 1am after all and that was all I was likely to get.

joshu's photos do show her nice eyes and smile and she is a bit tubby as in the pics. However, they do not show she is rather saggy after childbirth. I'm not a body fascist and I find attitude matters more to me than look generally - but to be fair to punters you will find she her images paint a rather better picture of her than I found in person.

She was a little shy, maybe a little nervous. So I started gently, we lay together and I caressed her, and started gently rubbing her clit and then lightly fingering her. She got wet and smiled and started to relax. However, needed prompting to touch me.. which was clumsily done. I offered to go down on her, which I did and she enjoyed this a lot and then knowing my time was running out I asked her to return the favour and she wet for a condom and did a clumsy job of getting that on me - she managed to get my whole foreskin all tangled up inside the end which was quite uncomfortable and I had to fix that. I am a little larger than average down there so sometimes girls make a mess of putting a condom on and I think I will start taking my own for this sort of situation - and put it on myself. She started to pull it and suck and I reached around for her ass and she said 'no - it has gone sleep' :-)  So no fondling the bumhole obviously, which I had hoped would keep me aroused.

By this time my hardon was waning so instead I got her up on her knees and kissed her neck and put her hand on my cock... We finished in mutual masturbation with some necking, which was actually quite nice, particularly as she had also relaxed again and was enjoying it. I enjoy things so much more when they are mutual.

So all in all:
Bait and switch. BAD
Very poor English language: BAD
Likes are complete fiction. BAD
Squelchy pussy and todger tickling. GOOD
Sadly bad outweighed good.
Price: 60 for 30m

Regarding the bait & switch - I do not think she (joshu) was in on it. It's the 'manager' who does that - from my experience I think these girls do not know who is coming until they get a text telling them to open the door.

I wouldn't probably go back - but I think whoever is managing these girls is thick as shit. I tried again recently to book Sasha and I ended up speaking with someone who I do not believe was her. I told her that they could get just as much business being honest - rather than the ZERO feedback at present. Having spoken very good English up to that point she switched to  'sorry don't understand'

Anyway, I hope that's useful to someone. :-)

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[Cunning Punt]

Thanks for your first reviews.

A bait and switch is an automatic negative for the girl you were supposed to have seen, then, ideally, a separate review on the girl you did actually see if you can find a profile, as you did.

While experiences and ratings are subjective, I believe most punters would consider that meeting and your booking with Deny as negative, rather than neutral.

Not surprisingly, the WGs you mention were Romanian - renowned for their misleading profiles and crap services, so that is probably why you seem to be often disappointed.
I would have thought that meeting 100+ escorts would have taught you to be cautious about Romanians.

Saying that, there are exceptions to the rule and, though I've not met her, Raluka seems to be considered the best WG in Southampton.
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There have also been decent reviews on
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Now you've made the step to joining the forum, with access to reviews and good advice from other punters, I'm sure you will find that your punting experiences improve.

[LookNoHands]

Hi - thanks for the comments. The thing is when I am very horny, I do sometimes compromise when I might otherwise hold the moral high ground!

Also my experiences are that often the girls are not completely aware of the tricks being played on punters by their managers...  Not a good thing in any way I know, but no point raging against a girl who doesn't have a clue as to why you are infuriated.

My review is of the girl I saw (joshu@) - I did link to the girl I hoped to have seen for comparison/information.

But I see your point - splitting it over two reviews might make more sense in the forum environment and with the comments that might follow on. I'll bear that in mind in future.

I've only had bait and switch 4-5 times in over 100 punts, so I'd say I was doing well - other occasion are when the profile pics are simply fake and the girl looked nothing like them or was much older/fatter). I have normally walked immediately. But on two of those occasions (including this one) I was kind of expecting it - I knew there were multiple girls working at a location and the less popular ones are the more likely to be available at the very wee hours. On this occasion it was a substitution of lower desirability - but in the past I got a really hot girl who has lots of very positive reviews here, who had only started at that time and they were diverting work to her. So swings and roundabouts or whatever... but I know, dishonesty is a turn off :-)

I left it neutral purely because I was providing information for others if they wish to avoid that particular group of girls - or if they had actually planned to see joshu@, how I found her to be. You and they can make up your own minds about the situation. I titled it clearly enough to make the situation obvious but I am not saying it was a negative experience for me personally - it was not a glorious one either. It was just at thing I did one cold and boring night!

I personally was not shocked or angered by it and I consented to walk into the property knowing what was happening. I have a more phlegmatic attitude towards this stuff perhaps..?

Alycia is on my hit list and looks great and by all accounts is amazing company, although the anal may be a bit hit and miss (the tiny girls can't always manage it even when willing). I've attempted several times lately to get a booking unsuccessfully, mainly due to my free time being much later in the day and her finishing relatively early. Raluka too is on the list for the same reasons (I love long pussy lips).

I don't know if you would agree, but for some reason the Romanians in Southampton seem a touch more reliable than any in Portsmouth :-)  I would say in my experience to date only 10-15% of Romanian girls are anything like their images or 'likes' list... so I when I go to see them I am ready to accept the worst possible outcomes and sometimes strike gold.

[LookNoHands]

Oh I didn't say that regarding Deny's review - I would agree if everything had all been agreed properly and I had turned up exactly on time and it was earlier in the day... it would have been fair to tag it as negative.

Instead I got caught in a traffic incident on a long drive there and ran late, then couldn't find property assuming it was a previous address... so when I arrived the hour I had hoped for would have gone past her usual clocking off time...  Many girls are flexible about small delays, but for her it was clearly not negotiable and she was obviously tired. I was also very tired and pretty agitated with the long and troublesome journey there and then my own mistake in assuming I knew the address. So I picked neutral - as the shabbiness of the whole event was in good measure my own fault. I should have gone earlier or another day. I'm a fair minded guy :-)