External Link/Members Only Based on a positive review by Robbybox on here I made a booking for massage only and based on that review and a further exchange I was expecting to meet a busty lady with a good body for a woman 'in her 40s.'
Helena is actually a jovial curvy lady with small breasts and I'd estimate her age to be late 50's. I'm still struggling to understand how she could be so inaccurately described by Robbybox and have to assume that his review was written primarily to flatter the lady concerned rather than inform potential punters on here. That being said, I was going for a massage with HE and I'm happy to see an older lady if the service is good and it was very good indeed... I had no intention of being groomed down below; I generally shave my own pubes but the hairy ringbit is a constant source of frustration that Helena suggested she'd be happy to attend to. Rather like the troops seen storming the Normandy beaches in Saving Private Ryan, Helena also deserved a medal for bravery because any lady who can look me in the brown eye and perform such a skilful act of topiary whilst maintaining a pleasant demeanour deserves a medal. It is a job I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy but since she was game enough to volunteer... I also had my pubes trimmed and my nutsack shaved and at no point did I feel that I was in danger of being cut, even as the wet razor was being used on my bollocks. Of course as all this takes place you are very aware that your cock and balls are being gently handled and the whole experience is completed with you laying on your front whilst Helena reaches underneath to rub lemon oil into your meat and two veg, quite an erotic experience. Once the grooming was completed Helena delivered a very expert and relaxing massage before turning me over to work on my front. At this point she wipped off her top, bra and skirt and the front massage was delivered with Helena semi-naked. It's got to be said that this lady knows how t handle a cock and the HE was delivered as expertly as I can remember anyone delivering HE during a massage session.
The whole session was an experience and it was expertly delivered by a lady who genuinely goes out of her way to provide an excellent service so that you leave with a big smile on your face. So all in all I would have no reservation in recommending Helena based on the more realistic physical description contained within this review. But, and it's a rather large but... the single problem that I had was that I was in no way attracted to Helena. The visuals are very important to me when I go for massage and HE, I want a girl with a nice big natural pair of tits and I want there to be at least some sexual attraction but alas, there was none of this. Helena gets a well deserved positive based on her excellent service and great attitude towards what she does and I completely understand why she has a lot of regular clients but sadly, I won't be one of them. Perhaps it's a measure of how good Helena is that I completely enjoyed the experience despite not meeting the lady I was expecting to meet based on Robbybox's review.
